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 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:53 am
I thought the game room would be a good place for your favorite one liners and short jokes. It is not really a game, but isn't almost everything in some way? Use your own jokes. Make them up. YOU CAN DO IT. (This is also a good place to post a funny dialogue from real life.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:55 am
Bob: So, you know why you can't get into the library anymore?
Sue: No, why?
Bob: They're all booked up.
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princess_Im_bored Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:00 pm
I think the sound of cymbols and a drum should acompany that one, unfortunatly I can't think of anything better. The best I can think of is a comment my father once made when we were talking about dogs......
I Collie them as I see them.
We were groaning about it for weeks. stare
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:34 pm
Janet: I'm so short. crying
Joe: You're tall enough that you're feet reach the ground, and that's plenty tall.
Janet: Yes, but just barely.
This comes from a real life conversation that my little sister had with my dad. I found it amusing, but then again, I find practically everything amusing. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:34 pm
This is a real dialogue from Boy Scout Camp I staffed:
*Matt is up early and cheerfully waking everyone up one tent at a time*
Matt: Good morning, good morning.
Micheal: $^$%^$#^
*Matt goes to next tent*
Matt: Wake up, wake up. It is a beautiful day!!!
Jared:$%^#$^
*Matt approaches my tent*
Matt: Good morning.
Stephen: Good morning.
Matt: Stephen, you're the first person who hasn't cussed me out when I woke them.
Stephen: Give me a minute, I'm still incoherent.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:46 pm
sweet, okay, that's funny. biggrin The big problem is that my families banter is said, laughed at, and than forgotten really quickly because new funny things happen. I do remember one time though:
Dad: You should eat something other than bread today.
Me: I have.
Dad: Yeah? What?
Me: A sandwhich.
This is where he pretended to try to hit me upside the head and I went looking for something real to eat.
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princess_Im_bored Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:08 pm
Let me see if I can remember anything else.... Nope, drawing up a blank at the moment. If I think of anything I'll post.
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:34 pm
My friend who is studying to be a Catholic priest came back from visiting his superior: Stephen: So Matt, is it true what they say about Bishops? Matt: What's that? Stephen: That they can only walk diagonally. (If you don't play chess this might not make sense.)
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princess_Im_bored Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:41 am
I think everyone knows that much about chess. I mean I'm the worst chess player in the world and I got the referance.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:04 am
I got it too, and I haven't played chess in, what? a year? Probably, I don't know.
Here's a joke that my dad told me, I thought it was funny.
Two antanae met on the roof and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excelent.
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:41 pm
Person one: I think I'll write a book.
Person two: What a novel Idea!
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:45 pm
Okay, I don't have much, but there's this one thing my friend said a few days ago that I really liked.
Kaci: Yeah, I'm not that fond of rap. Oh, did you know there's actually a silent c in front of it?
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:37 am
AnimeDragonofFire Okay, I don't have much, but there's this one thing my friend said a few days ago that I really liked. Kaci: Yeah, I'm not that fond of rap. Oh, did you know there's actually a silent c in front of it? i'm going to use this one some day.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:49 am
Okay, I remembered another one that my friend John said last year.
John: Yeah, my favorite word begins with a 'p' and ends with an 'orn'
random guy: Porn?!
John: No, popcorn!
rofl
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