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 Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 7:27 pm
Have any Yusuke quotes you'd like to share with us? Post them here for all to see! Please try to keep quotes as exact as possible, and try to be sure yours isn't already listed.
We're seven, now where do we stick the quarter?
We're not in Mushiyori anymore.
Well, that's mildly digusting.
That was fast. Must not've run into any traffic... or had any running after them.
One down side to making friends; you've got more people to protect. I mean, when does a hero say "No! Don't hurt that total stranger! I'll give up my own life!"?
This place has more forks than one of those fancy table settings.
Ooh, I have, I have! All the time!
Does fitting in mean we gotta dress up like medieval knights? 'Cause I left my breast shield in my closet.
I'm writing an advice book for bad guys. It's called "Don't Piss Me Off".
Man, you are so gonna hear from Green Peace about this!
Screw this!
Bring it on, b***h!
Yusuke Urameshi. Age fourteen. Survived by his Mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get back his life, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he ws eaten by a fish.
That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains. Fish food.
[About to be eaten by Hate Fish] This is dumb!!
Even though it looks like I can't move right now, I'm very dangerous.
[After Botan announces he won] I know, but can we wait until tomorrow before we jump around all excited like?
A big rock. Yeah, that explains everything.
Genkai: Yusuke, recall the last time you raced into something without thinking.
Yusuke: [While trying to remember] Which time was that?
Yusuke: What did you just do?
Sniper: I'm just marking my territory.
Yusuke: Well that's gross
Sensui: Reason one why you don't stand a chance: I can predict your moves.
Yusuke: Nobody can predict my attacks! I'll have you know I beat a mind-reader, okay! I'm too crazy to call!
Yusuke: Well, what are we waiting for?
Hiei: You to stop talking.
Yusuke: We're not talking about phon here Grandma.
Genkai: You think I've been playing solitare the last fifty years?
Kuwabara: Of all the nerve! Assault me and then ask for a meal! You're ginning squat!
Yusuke: That's how you treat a guy who wins the whole Dark Tournament? "Thanks for saving my life and all pal, but my sandwhich is just too damn good!"
Kurama: And Yusuke.
Yusuke: Oh, hell yeah.
Kurama: All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist, really you're just a lucky fool.
Yusuke: Hey, watch it fox boy! What does that word mean anyway?
Kurama: A strategist is someone who uses their brain
Yusuke: Hey!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:08 pm
Here's one!
Kurama: All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist, really you're just a lucky fool.
Yusuke: Hey, watch it fox boy! What does that word mean anyway?
Kurama: A strategist is someone who uses their brain
Yusuke: Hey!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:22 pm
--"I hit you way too hard for you to be standing up right now. Now get back down on the ground." (I'm pretty sure this isn't the exact wording....)
--"Anyways, you're not watching for who's gonna win, you're watching to see the sickly awesome things these guys can do to people."
--"Are you done yapping yet?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:41 pm
Yusuke: Hold on a minute... I know I've seen this door somewhere... I've seen it recently so it can't be the school gate... ((Tries to remember)) WHERE THE HELL HAVE I SEEN THIS DAMN DOOR?!?!!!?!?!
I know that the wording is way off. I'll repost it in a while.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:50 pm
"God! what is this!? a fight over who's going to the prom with him((sensui))!? I'm sure he's flattered & all but I'm he one who's fighting him!" (Not exact, but I haven't seen that eppie in a while.)
"What, little blue trolls don't like to fight?"
"Get up so I can kick your a**!!!"
Kuwabara: How could you beat up a woman like that!?
Yusuke: I'll admit. I wouldnt've been so harsh if it were a woman, but it turns out She is a He.
Kuwa: eek What!?
Yusuke: I knew from the start Her chest had to be at least padded, so I gave a quick feel. Then I reached down lower and well...Let's just say the family jewels are still intact.
Lmao! I love that part, again I haven't seen that eppie in ages, i'll fix it when I get off my lazy butt and look for my VHS.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:32 am
Yusuke: I guess you should've stopped hitting me, because now you've woken up the part of Raizen that lives on in me. And he gets grumpy first thing in the morning.
Yomi: You don't know how glad I am to hear that. As much as I enjoy fighting you, Raizen's always been the one who I wished I could defeat.
Yusuke: Well, guess we have more in common than we thought. We'd both rather be beating up my ancestral dad.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:32 pm
If you idiots have something to say, say it to my face or say it to my fists.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:35 am
Yusuke: -walks up and hits Kuwabara-
Kuwabara: Ow! What was that for?
Yusuke: -chuckles.- I'm sorry... I saw your face and I thought it was stuck on stupid.
Next time you're day dreaming, pack a rearveiw mirror.
Yusuke Urameshi, the much, much worser punk of Sariaski Junior High.
I'll show you cute and friendly! I'll show you cute and friendly 'til you're black and blue all over! Get back here! I can kill you all with my finger you know!
Well, there's nothing we can do if the old hag is already limp. Just gotta keep truckin' along..yes'ir. I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice big shiny first place medal, sit in the sun and have a stupendous friggin' day, damnit!
Yusuke: -Chuckling at something Hiei just said- C'mmon' it's Yusuke here, I haven't got a clue!
Yusuke: -poking a Keiko's butt.- It it just these pants? Or did you really get a nice a**?
Don't just let that creep wail on you! Show some friggin' balls! (To Kuwabara)
He's got me by the balls and he knows it! (Talking about Koenma)
What are you waiting for? Your balls to drop? (I believe that was to Sensui)
If he'd just show his pretty boy face, I'd bash it in for him! (To sniper)
Lets see who can take a bigger a** kicking.
Hey! Why don't you just try not getting pissy with me? (To keiko)
Well, if it's going to be that exciting, I might as well order two of 'em.
Nows my chance! ...and there's my chance going air born.. DAMNIT!
You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid.
I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any Spirit surprises!
Why do I get a feeling that he is not just trying to be cute.
What are the chances of a Demon being a total wuss?
How can you be grim if you say Bingo all the time?
Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much.
OUCH! Okay! Yeesh..more alcohol and I'm gonna need a designated driver... -blows on wound-
Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days? (to Genkai)
Today did start off weird. I went to school...
Most of those are off uncut DVDs by the way.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:13 am
Keiko: What are you saying Yusuke.
Yusuke: so I'm saying in four years I'll be coming back here.
Keiko: *Hesitantly* And then what?
Yusuke: *Turns to her and grasps her hands.* I'm saying, let's get married Keiko
Might not be the exact quote, but it's close and I totally MELTED when I heard it.
Yusuke: *Chasing Keiko up a hill on his hands and feet* No please don't dump me Keiko! ...Hey look I'm a crab! *looses his balance and rolls part way down the hill.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:30 pm
Suzaku: Oh no! my energy is running low!
Yusuke: really? 'Cuz I got enough for SEVEN!!*blows huge a** ball of spirit energy at all Seven Suzaku's*
...two seconds later...
Yusuke: *falls over* in tired pained voice- Seven....and that's about it...!
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:39 pm
"oh darn I forgot my pogo stick!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:43 pm
hey wait a second cant i just posses my self?
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:48 am
+[after Kuwabara rants about his new love of Yukina]
Yusuke Urameshi: I guess he fell out of love to you.
Botan: [sarcastic] : Oh darn...
+Yusuke Urameshi: I'm so tired of getting electrocuted!
+Whoa Keiko, you seem to be busting out in all the right places.
+Hey, Keiko! I'm a jerk and I'm sorry for everything. So, just hit me, okay?
+Hiei: Harness your own power if you hope to beat him. If you take anything from our scrimmage take that. So go. Save the human world. Or don't. I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome.
[Yusuke starts laughing]
Hiei: What's so funny?
Yusuke Urameshi: Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie.
Hiei: I should have slit his throat when I had the chance.
+Hiei: Listen to me as closely as you can you two I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all.
[faints]
Yusuke Urameshi: That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:15 pm
"what are you waiting for? You're balls to drop?"
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