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Eternal_Witch_Tenko

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:17 am


s**t! He told himself about the party that his grandfather had gatecrashed so Jesus flew right back to Hell. There were demons who sang beautiful melodies about pornography that really penetrated the goat's soul and then licked doorknobs of blasphemy. Though he spasmed by the window he broke with shards that tore apart by rabid hunger of killer drunk monkey. Sarah glanced seductively through the shoe of Azrael so she claimed it.

Suddenly five past three spirits that are long enough to dance insanely on an ocelot decided that pain is not beyond limits for skunks.
Beaten but still moving weakly, Santa unfortunately forgot his pants so he died. Then went back to the sweating gumdrop mansion in Kokomo.
The orange cherry was left squashed behind the pumpkin carriage. This led Cinderella to her slaves and minions where she got crabs. This sucked her energy but she drank cranberry juice so quickly that it made her panties bunch up twice.

Prince Thang just raped squids while alligators humped doomed demonic snowmen hats. So the ducks barked at freakingly purple toes while giant tins got filled with pencils that had no lead. Suddenly, CokePixie snorted five pixies sexily sticks, just as it. However the result showed lots naked dancing in their own particular favourite boxes. Since time was moving along the Roadway was very rocky and dusty because of PutridyCorpse, and she went to an ambulance man who danced with the devil whilst trying so that she could make me and ugly face would not kill. Suddenly my liver had screamed out of cows stomach falling from the donkey's back.

I wanted some piece of your mongoose meat with spicy mushroom sauce and powdered milk. Whilst the angry Huckleberry decided to leave Jackson's Island because of the demonic creature of Jesus' wrath that Puritains feared so Mr.Huckleberry freed the slave that was snorting loudly. Lola the insane starfish did nothing important. Makuta was eating bogies with toenails which would eventually grow into Bob Dole's balls. Everyone loves words that sound like very drunk idiots singing about humps. I'm rather bored by flying around New York because of tacos that are pink explosives.

Leeroy wants to party with people without pants so he can see himself without purple armor called donuts. With only this pathetic plushie from the dagobah automatic door, cactus prickles flew over at the Gas Daycare Center. Zombies like to kill strawberry-flavored kittens. Mildred cannot use her arms because she is very nearly paralyzed. Wow, look at my hands; they are so burning and yet strangely enormous. With this hypnotizing scarecrow who once hypnotized ninjas.

The ultimate cheeseburger from the mischievious chef was contaminated by radioactive therefore we stripped and went to the wasteland where food ate things like bacteria. Clowns scare the children only at night and I'm thinking about how to defend the pandas from dirty clowns or evil madmen, but we are licking the baboon's toe. Ahhh! kindergarteners are doing the twist again like an upset duck a**-raped. Wow! Eni.gma doesn't stop being herself, so, we decided to help tape her with the device which de-magnetises the electronic llamas, causing great spit balls to torture George whenever aliens want pie.

The new guys jumped from a cynical tabloid editor and destroyed coconuts on mass suicide cupcakes explosions. Meanwhile Leon stalked four disgusting dentists with ugly wallets containing poo from pigs. Uh, I just fell in the hole dug up by the mad professor who shakes up the small things called "Bomb-ombs." So now we have some things to get from our dancing brothers. Words are essential for sterilizing all mutant mushrooms because they are the ultimate weapon of squirrels. Finally, we jumped on the plane, escaping from the puppets that smoke marijuana with cocaine and strawberry icing.

Then, we opened a restraunt that only served big pieces of mongoose droppings with some urine flambe'. "Nevermore," quoth Mister Poe ascared-lie. WTF, old women shake their "laffy taffy" which made us want to close our eyes. For the first thing that we devour on Tuesday shall be loads of purple greenbeans! If we had some dynamite then pimps would flail at the best explosion that was ever made. Drunkenly spoken by the terrible man that farts blueberry. The days suddenly have fallen into choas because stupid n00bs smack our faces with that stupid whorey items stealer.

What the heck is Spongebob anyway?! He's putting patties on the oven and burning my fingers with it as he tries to hold his rainbow spatula. Patrick Star digs milions of tiny sandy,little by little, he never realised that it he isnt really entertaining. After lunch we sniffed a garbage dump with Barbra Striesand then we make some love. What is it all we want that poo item from Pluto, which was very smexy and licked need potatoes on feet. Meanwhile monkeys stripped and danced on the lampshade, which was not pink but feces-colored.

However it made people very happy. Anyways we drank tequila beacause the chef poisoned my taco to some oh dear, the only elephant attacked my dear telephone. That was stupid. It's Alive! So should we go? I'm horny because the event that awakened but still it lives.I'm itching for some tasty leather which neatly forms pie! Cooling down sizzling Uncle Tom turned him into something oozing and screaming out Bananas!

This French hat isn't woven in your head but welded very harshly with glue but it's soaring above blue skies smelling the albatross. It's too much for the animals to handle now, so quietly we might have to initiate plan "X" so that creatures might have wigs that sing the Barney song. Other fish sup the metallic machine besides
PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 12:50 pm


..ew.

kyomi-san


Spectarius
Captain

Profitable Prophet

PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:54 pm


If you separated the paragraphs I would have read it.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:46 pm


Way.. too many clumped together words. ><;; I'm not reading all of that. talk2hand

The_Blue_Flame_Alchemist
Crew


Kitsune Rin Yamamoto

Hopeful Bookworm

PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:31 pm


The_Blue_Flame_Alchemist
Way.. too many clumped together words. ><;; I'm not reading all of that. talk2hand

Di~do
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:25 pm


happy?

Eternal_Witch_Tenko


kyomi-san

PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:05 pm


well at least i read it.
it totally confused me.



okay,kyo has spoken.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:33 pm


After I read the first paragraph I thought, "Ah, who needs this. This is...HERESY!" XD Just kidding. I thought it was too weird to read though. burning_eyes

chrystalclear

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