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 Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:28 am
Dude 1. A word that americans use to address each other. Particularly stoners, surfers and skaters. dude, i'm like......dude 1) The Universal Prounoun 2) Adj - expression of emphasis, amazement, or awe 1) What's up Dude? 2) Duuude! 1) n. a name for anyone (stereotypically used by male surfters/skaters but now accepted by any race, sex, religion, and wealth) 2) n. something that's just so awesomly cool, amazingly kick a** 3) ?. a way to start a conversation 4) replacing "um" or "like" in any sentence 1) Dude, that guy is soo sexy! 2) Omg! That teacher was so stoned, me and Hil were both like "Duuuude." 3) Dude you have no idea! 4) And then...dude...dude...dude, s**t I forgot. 'dude' is a universal word, used in every possible corner of the globe, in every possible situation 1.I aced my exam. Dude! 2.Dude, what the hell? 3.You took my last skittle! Dude.. 4.My mom just died. Dude.... A word that is established in a Californians mental dictionary at a very young age. A nickname for a person you don't know A word that expresses alarm, shock, anger, or happiness A word added on to a sentence to prove a point A word used to convey sympathy Person: Hey.. erm, dude! Yeah the dude over there! Do you know what I mean, dude? Guy1: And then she dumped me for my brother! Guy2: Dude.... 1) Originally, “dude” meant a stuck up person who dressed overly well. It first emerged in the year 1883 in England. 2) Later it was used in the old west to mean a city person who moved to the west without actually know what he was doing. Synonymous with “city-slicker” 3) Later, in California, the term changed from these insults to a term meaning any male, human or otherwise. Sometimes it is used in reference to tom-girls. Now, it is often used for emphasis as well. “Look at that rich fellow; what a dude! Do you see the feather in his hat?” “what’s that dude doing in these parts? I bet he can't even ride a horse!” “Hey dude, I missed you at the movies the other day!” “Dude, that's harsh.” A brilliant word that has infinite definitions and meanings. The user can say it in almost any situation and still make sense Dude1: "Sup dude!" Dude2: "My cat has rabies" Dudette: "Duuuhhuude" Dude1: "Lets go smoke some choop" 1) a word to say when you can't think of the person you're referring to's name 2) a cool person 3) a word commonly said by stoners, surfers, skaters, and punks 1) "Hey you! Uh... Dude! What's your name?" 2) Vanity Smurf is a dude. 3) "Dude, did you see that dude mosh at the concert last night?" Informal 1. A word which refers to a city dweller who vacations in the west. 2. In the west, a person who is very fancy and/or dresses sharply 3. A man or fellow 4. A person of either gender, used as a term of endearment or friendliness 5. A person of either gender used as a general term, not necessarily of endearment. 6. An interjection of happiness, satisfaction, or awe 7. An interjection of dissapointment or sympathy 8. Oh, ******** it. Dude can mean *anything*, you retards. It can probably be a ******** verb, for God's sake. Dude, there was this dude and he totally duded me dude. What skaters, skateboarders, surfers, etc... use to address each other. "Hey Dude" "Yo" "Dude wheres dude?" "Dude's at dude's house" "I'm going to dude's house to see dude seeya later dude!"
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:30 am
Emo: 1. An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this: 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie) 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands". 3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie) 4. Emo guy is just too much of a p***y. His p***s is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team. 5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues. This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about! When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!2. Like a Goth, only much less dark and much more Harry Potter. My life sucks, I want to cry. 3. Emu spelled incorrectly. "That emo sure is fast!" 4. A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment. Emo conversation!XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me acidburnedsoul: that sux man XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an a** *cries* acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries* acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues 5. "Emo" is not short for "Emotional." "Emo" does not mean Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional, despite what MTV has lead you to believe in the last few years. "Emo" is not sidebangs, tight pants, and male vocalists who sing like little girls about their failed relationships. "Emo" is not the use of diluted, meaningless metaphors and similes such as "My arms are like pinecones," and most definitely is not the rampant use of words such as "autumn," "heart," "knife," "bleeding," "leaves," and "razorblade." Often, more recently, this gets intertwined with post-hardcore, and understandably so - that's nothing to make an issue of, since well s**t, at least it's close. Since the late 90s, though, bands have been emerging in the vein of Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, and the thousands of their clones. As far as I can tell, some lazy journalist somewhere, writing an article about them, decided "Well, ********, no one knows what emo is anyways, so I'll call these bands "emo" - sounds more appealing than bubblegum pop rock..." and the spiral continued downwards into the current amalgomation of bands MTV has told everyone is "emo." Somehow, people decided that "emo" meant "emotional," which is obviously bullshit, as 99% of bands make music to illicit emotion, which would make "emotional" a completely all-encompassing genre from classical to opera to pop to rap.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:34 am
Myspace 1. It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What." Comment on my myspace plz LOL!2. website that encourages the scene, the emo and even the ghettto to photo graph themselves in thier bathrooms and proceed to spend hours upon hours whoring themselves out. it has become an epidemic be cautined: it is addictive myspace, a place for friend(pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores) 3. A place for stalking with consent Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?" Girl2: "******** stalker..." 4. A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved. You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:37 am
Tom 1. the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down. "god damnit! myspace s**t the bed again. ******** you tom!"2. The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom. President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"3.The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world. Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:40 am
Time Warp 1.Just a jump to the left, and a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and put your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. "Let's do the Time Warp again!"2.a dance in the movie rocky horror picture show in which people called "time-warp goonies" dance at the transylvannia transexual convention at dr. frankenfurter's house while singing. "its just a jump to the left. and then a step to the right. put your hand on your hips and squeeze your knees in tight. then it the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane." i was doing the time warp at the late night double-feature picture show w/ a transvestite.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:46 am
Butt Munch 1.a very irritable person. Hence the first definition. "stop being such a butt munch"2. . An annoying person that you would like to shut up. . A bothersome sibling. . A friend who is being a jackass. Person 1: Hey man, you sure are cool! you have so many friends! I guess that's why everyone thinks you're such a winner
Person 2: Shut up you freaking butt munch.3. Australian word for 'neighbor', derived from the greek 'butte munchato', which means 'kind man'. Good morning to you, butt munch!4.The irritated feeling of ones a**l passage, specifically the rectum, after excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorderrectum. Prone to be more painful with the added extra of acidic diarrhea. Person 1: Man you was on the pot forever. Did you stank it up?
Person 2: Oh yeah, but now I've got the Butt Munch.
Person 1: Oooh Dang. I'm glad I'm not you.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:48 am
f** Muffin 1. The term "f** Muffin" is used to descibe a Fat f**. Holy s**t, look at that f** Muffin, He's one Fat Queer!2. a gay muffin or just another insult Shut up, f** muffin!
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:50 am
Omg 1.Used by retarded teenagers. They say it stands for OH MY GOD, but they really mean it stands for OBSERVE MY GAYNESS Retarded Teenager: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! Me: I am Other Person: Hey dipshit is it really too hard for you to spell Oh My God 2. Mostly used by young, immature teenage girls. Makes you look like a blonde idiot. Acronym for: 1. Oh My God 2.Oh My Gosh 3. Oh My Goodness 4. Oh My Goth 5. Oh My Gayness 6. Oh My Genitals
1. OMG! Dan Radcliffe is like, so effin hott!!
2. OMG, I left the kitchen on fire!
3. OMG. That skirt is very gothtastic. Bring in Halloween, 'cause we're going to throw a gothtastic party. OMG!
4. Ooh, OMG! <3333 Buttsecks! ^-^
5. Faster, you're making me c**! OMG!
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:54 am
Gaia Online 1.An online community/forum that practically gets everyone addicted and high on it like drugs. Too many noobs, though. Guess what? I just signed up for Gaia Online! Damn it's addicting!2. Gaia Online, also reffered to as Gaia (Guy-uh), is the world's fastest growing online social media community. It's a forum based website with some gaming aspects. You gain "gold" for everything you do on the site, from clicking links, to posting. You use this gold to purchase clothing, and items for your avatar. Which represents you on the boards. It's an addicting site, which will consume your life! Currently, in the beta testing phases. It as of now contains three games and a 'Gaia Towns' feature. A fishing game, in which you catch fish and exchange them for fish related items for your custom avatar or 'avi'. The second game is called Slots, it is a casino game in which you match up symbols such as wings or halos to win tokens that can be sold or traded in for prizes. The last game is Cards, it is basicly black jack... you play against 3 different characters, one at a time. In the Gaia Towns you walk around and visit people's houses along with picking up trash, flowers and catching bugs you can also chat within towns. The trash, flowers, and bugs can be traded in for ink, bouquets, and paper hats to customize your avi! If you are a member of GaiaOnline.com you are a Gaian. 3. This site it among the biggest on the web, the active members tend to be more mature ranging in ages 15 and up, although the less active and less literate members aren't considerably younger, noobs or n00bs but they tend to be. Gaia Online is sitting itself far away from such sites as "neopets" or anything of that sort. My Gaia Online avi is better than yours!! 4. Powerful drug that does nothing in particular apart from kick intelligence of the abuser in the balls, and cause some form of addiction. Rate of addiction apparently inversely relative to the users cognitive ability, and relative to his infatuation for pixellated avatars. "I went to gaia online and my level on the Kinsey Scale went up 7 points..." 5. A roleplaying community soon to become a habbo hotel or nneopets in the future full of forums awsome avatars and soon a wepon shop battel system a and fishing 0_o Gaia online gives me orgasims you smexy pixel6. This site claims to be for an older generation, but it is populated mainly of middle-aged radical christians trying to convert your children. This site is highly addictive but this cannot be considered a positive aspect. 7. Gaia Online is Satan with a Website. It is full of Pinko Commies, who have only there opinons, and refuse to accept anyone else's. The MODs are all-powerful, and will ban you for the simplest things. Many people compare it to Neopets. I compare it to the seven levels of Hell Gaia? ******** no! I HAVE a life, thank you very much!
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:57 am
Bob 1. A name that people name imaginary people, or call themselves. They think it is the funniest thing ever, when it is actually just stupid. These people should not be encouraged. They should be stabbed in the eye instead. Person 1 (giggly and laughy): Hey, my name is Bob.
Person 2: *sets Person 1 on fire*2.A common name that is often used in tv-series for main characters-names. And I'm the victim of all that, since my name is Bob. But I am proud of my name... Spongebob
Bob the builder
In Holland and Belgium somebody who's going to drive drunken people home is called "THE BOB (Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder)
Nicknames:
Bobbel
Bobsled3.A word used in place of 'God'. When used, it often has hilarious results Holy Bob!!!!
Well, thank Bob!!!!
Oh, Bob!!!!
Bob dammit!!!4.When you have nothing better to say and you're confused... this is the best word to use. hotchick5237458: Wanna cyber?
Tim: Bob.5.Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator I had a talk with Bob last night.
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