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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:08 pm


This is to the tune of Sublime's "Wrong Way".

Note that the original lyrics are actually really bad, but I didn't know that before I first started making a song to the tune a long time ago. I just knew I really liked the sound of the tune. (Here is the song itself) (Lyrics Here).

You kinda need to listen to the song to understand the rhythm. And I have to claim poetic license on some of the bad grammer, as it's the only way it worked.

WARNING: For those with Pro-'Choice' views, this song may be found offensive.




Our Lord before, for today we go to war,
God only knows what for, we don't get paid.
Don't be afraid of the mockeries they've made,
They wanna hurt the babe,
Still, we're not paid.

I'll give it all that I have to give,
But they wanna make it hard to live.
Face turnin' red, I wanna bust a head,
And it ruins my staid look,
Up with this I'm fed.

A cigarette, pressed between my lips,
Stress will surely give me zits.
Memories don't fade!
Argue, I can, but I am only a man,
I'm such a fetus fan,
And I'm not laid!

No family, death is all they'll ever have,
'Cause their momma she don't like them, and the doctor's bad!
He needed money, so he killed them in the womb,
Everything was going fine, but there's still impending doom!
Can't suck their thumb, 'cause their doctor he be dumb,
You can really blame the mum,
'Cause he gets paid.

Argue all night, they try to make it right,
Believe their s**t? Yeah right!
It's the wrong way!

So run away, I can earn my own pay.
But I am here to make ya, Oh ho,
Must change the laws, because I do not like that clause,
Spend some time in a jail cell.
Killer style!

He'd give you all that he had to give,
But you don't want to let him live.
The sterile knife is gonna end his life,
The machine reads a flatline,
Another one dead.

So run away.
You'll be sorry one of these days, when we finally get our way,
Yes, you will pay.

So take a hike, I don't care if you like it or not,
Becuase you only want it your way.

I'd give that kid all I have to give,
But you just couldn't take it. Oh no!
I'd love that boy he'd be my pride and joy,
But you ruin our future,
You screwed it all up.

EDIT: For those who weren't here at that time, I was really ticked off by some Pro-'Choice'rs who took a picture I made in the "Post your Pic" thread too seriously...

EDIT again: The old link to the song isn't working and I couldn't find another copy of the actual one by Sublime (Except for my own, and I'm not sure where I'd host that. ^_^; wink . So here's a couple of covers: Better version
Not so good one.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:37 pm


"I do now want them dead" in the second (verse? Stanza?) would be edited to "Up with this I'm fed" if only www wasn't blocked...

EDIT: Huh. For some reason it won't let me edit that first post. stare

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:03 pm


I'd pay big to hear that actually recorded, lol. Guess whoever did it would get sued.
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:33 pm


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I'd pay big to hear that actually recorded, lol. Guess whoever did it would get sued.
Maybe. Weird-Al doesn't get sued, so I'd probably just have to get permission to do a parady.

I also did a parody of the first part of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts", but it's Christian oriented rather then abortion:

I like Jesus and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
When the Lord walks in in a shower of Grace,
You fall right on your face,
Bow down! Bow down again!
All you worshipers bow down again!

*Bows*

Also, I'm trying to think of something to do with Verve Pipe's "Freshmen". I'm thinking of doing something from the ba...Fetus' point of view. :innocent-Which needs to be an emote.:

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:36 pm


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I'd pay big to hear that actually recorded, lol. Guess whoever did it would get sued.
Maybe. Weird-Al doesn't get sued, so I'd probably just have to get permission to do a parady.

I also did a parody of the first part of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts", but it's Christian oriented rather then abortion:

I like Jesus and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
When the Lord walks in in a shower of Grace,
You fall right on your face,
Bow down! Bow down again!
All you worshipers bow down again!

*Bows*

Also, I'm trying to think of something to do with Verve Pipe's "Freshmen". I'm thinking of doing something from the ba...Fetus' point of view. :innocent-Which needs to be an emote.:


Jeez. A whore song to abortion, and A sexy song to Jesus. THen again, what's sexier than Jesus? They've sorta got that little 4laugh thing, but that's not really innocent, it's just kinda tipsy looking. or really happy. then again, tipsy sorta is really happy.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:25 am


It's supposed to be a 'fake' innocent look-Like eyes rolled up, and a halo above the emote.

Yeah, I know. I just pick the best songs, don't I? xd I was surprised that after I first posted that one, no body made some sort of comment on the link between the whore song and my banner of 'whores'.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:27 am


not whores, sluts. whores get paid.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:51 am


You've got a point there.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:51 am


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lymelady
I'd pay big to hear that actually recorded, lol. Guess whoever did it would get sued.
Maybe. Weird-Al doesn't get sued, so I'd probably just have to get permission to do a parady.

I also did a parody of the first part of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "I Like Big Butts", but it's Christian oriented rather then abortion:

I like Jesus and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
When the Lord walks in in a shower of Grace,
You fall right on your face,
Bow down! Bow down again!
All you worshipers bow down again!

*Bows*

Also, I'm trying to think of something to do with Verve Pipe's "Freshmen". I'm thinking of doing something from the ba...Fetus' point of view. :innocent-Which needs to be an emote.:

xd Okay, I laughed really hard at that. I love it.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 7:46 pm


Lady Marmalade. Now if you could pull off good little lyrics to that song, I'd laugh. Um.....we did have one priest come to our hs once and start singing,
"It's getting hot in here! So CLOTHE yourself in the Holy Spirit!" I mean, he had a point, but it was just, My eyes popped outta my head when he started sorta saying "It's getting hot in here," to that tune because of course next comes, "So take off all your clothes, I am getting so hot I will take my clothes off." Guess it was his way of grabbing our attention. Wow...there's another song that could sound very weird with good little lyrics to it. I mean, come on,even brushing teeth.

"It's getting foul in here,
So brush down all your teeth."
"I am smelling so bad,
I will brush my teeth down."
With a little bit of *gargle gargle* With a little bit of *spit spit*

That's right people. GOing on hour....what's....hmm, that's 10 2 8, 8 24 is 32 I believe? yeah, gotta, because 32 divided by 4 is 8 and 24 divided by 3 is 8. hour 32 of no sleep. Don't ask me why I think in fractions. God only knows why, I didn't even know what thehell a reciprocal was until I was 16 and my math genius bf taught me fractions.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:30 pm


xd That's great! I really love it...
PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:10 pm


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xd That's great! I really love it...
Lol you shoulda seen some of my work from being in hour FORTY two....actually, I got my three hours of sleep after that, so it musta been bordering drunk if I posted anything. I'm the only person I know who'd fail the seeing and moving test the police would give me if they pulled me over but come up 0 on the breathilizer.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:36 pm


I dunno, I've been that way a few times. xd
PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 8:47 pm


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I dunno, I've been that way a few times. xd
Once your mom asks you if you're doing drugs, you know you're not walking straight....lol.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:10 pm


that line "can't suck their thumb 'cause their doctor he be dumb?" The sonogram showed me sucking my thumb in Mom's womb. Mom said it was so cute that she lost all regrets about being pregnant....she was afraid of how bad it'd be on her health from the polio and it was getting to be a problem pregnancy and they forced her into labor a tad bit early because she was getting so sick... And now you all get to know me, mwuahahahaha. Dunno, that line just reminded me of it, lol, I'd forgotten completely about it.


It's probably uneditable because you've got a post with it.
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