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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:09 am
Got a Chuck Norris joke? Of course you do! And here's the place to submit it, which reminds me...
Chuck Norris has thought up the best Chuck Norris jokes, but he has yet to submit them on the internet because Chuck Norris doesn't believe in any kind of submission.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:41 am
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:09 pm
Every time God masturbates Chuck Norris kills a lion.
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:53 pm
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
what can i say? i happen to chuckle at chuck norris jokes
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:37 pm
Originally God wanted ten days to create the world, Chuck Norris snapped at him and said, "No gives Chuck Norris deadlines, you've got six days!"
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:16 am
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:25 pm
Chuck Norris got tired of being in his mother's womb and roundhouse kicked his way out early, thereby inventing the c-section.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:50 am
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatorship.
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:36 am
The force has three sides Light, Dark and Chuck Norris
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Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:14 pm
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:37 pm
chuck norris owns a chuck norris blow up doll
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:59 pm
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - tiwce.
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Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:02 pm
chuck norris had himself cloned so he could marry himself
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:55 am
Chuck Norris invented anime so people would understand the bright flashing lines and changing backgrounds that appeared whenever he fought
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GermanTemper1010 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:12 pm
Chuck Norris created a flame ball to help him practice his fighting skills, then, realizing he was perfect, roundhouse kicked it away. We now know this as the planet Jupiter.
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