- To Ramen
To: Ramen, a cup o' noodle.
If food is art, then you are a doodle,
So simply made: Just add water,
Then wait as this meal gets hotter and hotter.
For you, there's no room in fine dining;
If fed to the yupp's, over you they'd be whining.
They can't appreciate a meal with the price
Of a dime, but with you must many suffice.
Paupers and poverts and pushers alike
Rely on you until luck may they strike.
Food of the crazed, the deranged, and the poor,
Your faults, they cause me to love you the more.
