God-The-Rapist
Well if christ was walking amongs us today, one thing is for sure he'd be locked up in a mental institution pumped full of some anti-psychotic.
The reminds me of a joke.
One there was this guy who went crazy due to large amounts of stress and started thinking he was Jesus, so he wwas put into a mental hospital. Eveyday he would stand around saying to eveyone: "Hello, I am Jesus christ!" One day he saw someone new was admitted to the hospital. He wlked over to him "Hello, I am Jesus chirst." The man says back, "Whatmakes you so sure you are Jesus?" The other man replies "Because God told me!" The new arrival responds "I DID NOT!"
But seriously I don't think he would be too happy seeing how we christians treat one another. And I think he would be just a regualr working man, not rich, nor poor, just in the middle.