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 Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:28 pm
Hey, this is pretty self explanatory. I'll put up some interesting things I have said when I feel motivated.
No conversations in here, please. Any repartee will be deleted and/or quoted as I see fit, depending on hilarity factor.
Rock.
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:13 pm
Eh.. here's a couple (rather pointless) things that I have on my PC from back before IA's posts got pwned by the evil servers... sweatdrop #1: MegaManJuno Insomniacs CookbookStep 1: gather your ingredients Step 2: wake up as you realize you fell asleep carrying ingredients across the kitchen Step 3: clean up the mess and get new ingredients, being sure not to fall asleep this time Step 4: mix ingredients as directed and turn on the stove Step 5: wake up screaming and cursing as you realize you fell asleep with your hand in the pan on the stove Step 6: bandage hand and go back to the kitchen Step 7: put out the raging fire because you forgot to turn off the stove when you left the kitchen, and now your food is charcoal Step 8: ******** it, order a pizza ...and #2: Aerion MegaManJuno Aerion Tenmai MegaManJuno * Flings the ice pick at KidAwesumb and grins as it pierces his left eye. Rips out the ice pick with eyeball attached, and stabs him in the right ear, knocking him to the ground in the process. Stomps on the protruding ice pick, sending it through his head, and out his other ear. Pulls the ice pick out of the left ear, lets out a scream and jabs it directly into his forehead. * You had your chance to apologize... stare Oh yeah, hope you don't mind me using your ice pick Aerion wink Oh no, not at all, please, make with the stabbing whee Leave them up, or kill the post, makes no difference to me either way. I just thought they were funny enough to save in the past, and thought I'd share them again with people. xp
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:16 am
I'm recalling this one from memory, but... Maku
From the same people who brought you women eating bananas comes a whole new epic of sin and produces.
AERION STOMPS VARIOUS FRUIT DOWN WOMENS' THROATS WHILE THE REST OF INSOMINAC'S ANONYMOUS SINGS RANDOM SONGS ACAPELLA!
This hard-hitting website has hours worth of audio, video, and picture gallaries of Aerion using his boot to jam fruit down women's throats. You'll laugh as Aerion dropkicks an apple into someone's face while the IA crew sings "Blister in the Sun"! You'll cry as Grapes are force-fed to a woman while Yngwie attempts a solo performance of...some opera. You know, the one with the sad clown who laughs for others and stuff. You'll look vaguely nauseated as Aerion feild-goal kicks a pineapple into a person's grill while the people of IA belt out the entirety of the 2-Disk Best of Depeche Mode collection!
The deals are so hot you don't even need a free trial! And even if you did, we're not giving you one! So you can just stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Listen to what these 'critics' had to say:
"Holy mother of GOD what is that young man doing with those lemons, and why are those other kids singing Sweet Jane?!"
-Siskel and Groper
"I like that song. But I do a better version. Also, this Aerion fellow is wearing my platform boots."
-The Dismember Head Of The The Artist Formally Known as The Republic of Prince, As Puppetted by Deathcrotch
"..."
-The Iconoclast
With that kind of praise, how the ******** could you say no!? The epic story can now be yours for only two easy payments of $249.99 a month! So, what the hell are you waiting for!? Sign up now, ******** class="clear">
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:14 pm
Whoo boy.... I I'm not gonna vote for any president unless either a. During a debate about foreign policy the presidential candidate uses the word "mongolian ********" as a passive plural future tense article in his speech, or b. His campaign slogan is in 1337ified german ("S31n Präs!d3nt sch4ukelt m31n3 S0cken! 1ch b!n t0t4l d4s Präs!d3nt3nninj4!!!") I Quote: The Alien (Aliens) Predator (Predator) T-800 (Terminator) Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) Cerebrate, my iPod (My apartment) Cardboard Tube Samurai (The Wandering Age) Johnny Effin' Gambino (Gaia) Jimmy Urine (Mindless Self Indulgence) Robert Smith (The Cure) Happy Noodle Boy (Johnny The Homicidal Maniac) Well, the Alien's the first one off because quite frankly the only thing they really have going for them is the acid blood and the stabbity tail, both of which can be circumvented with ease, supposing that you are a mature Predator, which I'm guessing is the case here. The Predator would be killed by the Terminator, but only because the T-800 is probably equipped with electronics detectors that circumvent the Predator's cloaking ability. The T-800 would then fuse with/sit on the iPod, creating a bad a** sound system. Robert Smith would then proceed to concentrate every single note played in the entire Curiosa Concert into a single, terrible sound and load it directly into the iBot's computer, causing irreperable hard drive damage. Jimmy Urine and Happy Noodle Boy would then fuse into one entity, which I'll just call "Twinkle" for now. Twinkle would then proceed to cause time and space to bend around Cardboard Tube Samurai, creating an evil doppelganger samurai of the exact same power level that would fight the original to the death. Then, through the power of Technicolor and RF waves, Twinkle would then H4CKZ0R Robert Smith into nothingness. I can only figure that Maku included Lara Croft out of pure crackfiendery so I'm not even going to bother putting her into the equation, although I suppose some combination of Aliens and tentacle rape would have something to do with her demise. I My plan is to live in houston until I'm about 25 or so, building up a resistance to the horrible air quality and the fat content of the food, then move to Scotland with clean air and healthy things, giving me a power boost big enough to transcend humanity and become an intangible being of light and radiance. I Ya damn right. I'm gonna be the first zombie philosopher in Gaia. It'll be freakin' sweet......After a caffeine binge, I MASTURBATION IS THE TOOL OF SATAN!!! HE COMES OUT OF YOUR SHAFT TO TERRORRIZE THE SMALL CHILDREN AND LESSER MAMMALS OF THE WORLD!!!! BY GRATIFYING YOURSELF YOU PROMOTE COMMUNISM AND CREATE POWERFUL POLLUTANTS!!!!MASTURBATION IS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREATER WARS OF THE 20TH CENTURY!!!! BY TOUCHING YOURSELF YOU KILL AMERICA!!!! I I don't usually talk to games, but when I do, I talk dirty. SAMURAI WARRIORS: "YOUR GENERAL IS DEAD:MISSION FAILED" "You're a filthy slut, Hanzo." DDR: "<><<><>>><^^>><<^^\/\/\/\/>><<>>< "I'm going to rape your creator with a glowstick." MGS: "MISSION ******** you, Vulcan Raven." MGS2: "MISSION ******** you, Raiden." MGS3: "MISSION ******** you, poison mushroom."
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:06 pm
SheneiiKaijou: The war will begin soon.. because God and Satan are equal in power... the 7 Archangels will have to come together and defeat Satan...
Yngwie: I'll bet the 7 archangels combine to form Voltron.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:04 am
I My plan is to live in houston until I'm about 25 or so, building up a resistance to the horrible air quality and the fat content of the food, then move to Scotland with clean air and healthy things, giving me a power boost big enough to transcend humanity and become an intangible being of light and radiance. You live in Houston too? We must join forces against the zombies! ninja
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