I keep getting n00b PMs and friend requests.
I'll be posting them here, as they are usually quite funny.
If you have any of your own, feel free to post 'em.
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This next part had nothing at all to do with the topic I was in.
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right if u every c a tererits ******** him its the last thing he'll expect but it has 2 b rape u dont wont 2 seduce him so ye if u c a tererits ******** him
u dont wont to be going 2 your perent (father) so wot does your new boyfrend do? (you) ohh he's a tererits.
it dosent matter if your a male or female if u ever c a tererits ******** him it realy is the last thing hell expect
and no im not gay if your going 2 ask
right im just crazy
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A wonderful conversation I recently had, helping me to better understand "english". xD
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SportsGIRL78347
no offence or anything but ur page thing is very wierd
That's how I roll.
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SportsGIRL78347
i am not saying 2 change but there is a Language called E N G L I S H
What the hell?
For one: What happened to "no offense"?
For two: In the english language the word "to" as in: "To do something" only has one spelling.
The letter "u" is not a pronoun.
Punctuation, such as periods, should be put at the end of a sentence and accordingly, throughout the sentence.
Capitaliziation is used on the first letter in a sentence, and proper nouns, and spaces are to be used between words, not in the middle of them.
Any questions?
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SportsGIRL78347
It's not like your using any of those rules doctor Phil.
I'm just copy and pasting our conversation, to show off your n00bery. 3nodding
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SportsGIRL78347
wait........................................................wat????????
i have been apart of gaia for 3 years i dont think i am considered a noob
i have been apart of gaia for 3 years i dont think i am considered a noob
Being a n00b has nothing to do with the time you've spent on Gaia.
Being a newb, however, does.
You are considered a n00b because you use "u" as if it was a pronoun, and "2" as if it was a word.
Also, you PMed me preaching about how am not properly using the english language, when it was obviously in a satirical way, and you just so happen to be continuously butchering it.
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SportsGIRL78347
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SportsGIRL78347
It's not like your using any of those rules doctor Phil.
I'm just copy and pasting our conversation, to show off your n00bery. 3nodding
o yea and one more thing.......................... y the hell r u talkin 2 me.. aparently u dont like noobs.... remember u claim i am a noob.. o also up ur dumb a**
For the entertainment. pirate
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SportsGIRL78347
look.....................remember wen i said that ENGLISH thing......i ment i dindnt understand ur forum page ok..............now baq off dramallama
You may choose not to reply whenever you wish.
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The next section is dedicated to a single n00b
This was originally posted in another guild, but I deemed it appropriate to move it here.
The following messages are PMs I recieved from a person whom I dubbed "The n00b".
I shall post the installments of the n00b PM here, as I get them.
I hope you enjoy.
Some say it isn't fo' true, some say it is. Whether it's a person trying to be funny and/or provoke me, or not, it's still really funny.
Who cares if it isn't real? It was sent to me unprovoked, and I think it's ********' hilarious.
"Ignorance is bliss."
The N00b:
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#1:
Hawtyboi321
heydood ill sell u some hentai 4 gold i thinck u could a-ford it since u r richj n all it goes ofr a gud price 100g a pic. u in heart heart domokun pirate
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#2:
Hawtyboi321
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Hawtyboi321
heydood ill sell u some hentai 4 gold i thinck u could a-ford it since u r richj n all it goes ofr a gud price 100g a pic. u in heart heart domokun pirate
rofl
her iz da sample >
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#3:
Hawtyboi321
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Hawtyboi321
heydood ill sell u some hentai 4 gold i thinck u could a-ford it since u r richj n all it goes ofr a gud price 100g a pic. u in heart heart domokun pirate
rofl
i lik ur ai ur lik a lil mun-k i thnk mine iz hawt lik a lil devil boy yea i iz bi you got prob wit it so uz guna buy that hentai twisted
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#4:
Hawtyboi321
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rofl
yo dud wats up (or dwn) just hangin ourt im nakd @ tha cpu. it u can mak me horny enuff to c** i giv u 47g (i wud give u more but itz al i got). peace hun. heart sweatdrop surprised rolleyes mrgreen
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#5:
Hawtyboi321
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domokun
Doz domo = horny? cuz if u want i can talk n n u can giv me 47g i mean i do want the jack shoz to match mi avi ima hawt devil boi thatz tha thing im goin 4 im questing tha nightmare scarf and the demon pendent and tha horns and tha pitchfork hopefully they mach my lil devil avi cuz when he iz done im gonna spank off 2 him instead of lookin up gay hentai. cool idea huh?
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#6:
Hawtyboi321
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..No. Domo /=/ Horny.
doz that mak u hornee? its mi dream avi i tekteked it i just learned how 2uze tektek 2day i jacked off 2 him 2 timz hehe twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted thoz r meany faces tryin 2 get u horny! iz it wurkin?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
#7:
Hawtyboi321
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No. I'm a straight male.
thatz me at a anime con. aint i a hotee. plz jus go gay IRL so we can have one cyber ill pay you 66gold (I got more now!) twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted more meanie faces 2 make u gay.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
#8: He's a forceful one. stare
Hawtyboi321
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Umm, no thank you, I'll stick to v****a.
ohz well ill ttyl u r mi gaian bffl. twisted
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#9:
Hawtyboi321
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Hawtyboi321
hey dood waz up (or dwn. lol) jus chilig wat r u doin
Being a straight male on the interwebz.
No.
This is getting quite annoying, as you are no longer funny. stare
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#10:
Hawtyboi321
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No.
I haven't changed my mind.
About hentai, or about my gender.
I kno. here comes da meanie facies. (u wer nvr mean to me in skoo y r u now?) twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted evil
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#11: Wtf, does this kid know me IRL? (Though "River Ridge" would explain his faggotry. [River Ridge gets picked on for gayness alot])
Hawtyboi321
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In "skoo"?
What are you talking about?
What is "skoo"?
Are you suggesting that I know you from school?
What are you talking about?
What is "skoo"?
Are you suggesting that I know you from school?
Yeah River Ridge.
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#12: I guess he doesn't, but he has yet to give up.
Hawtyboi321
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I don't go to River Ridge, and I never have. :/
dat k we cud stil f**. 3nodding
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#13:
Hawtyboi321
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No, we couldn't.
I'm not ******** over the internet is impossible.
What led you to believe you knew me?
I'm not ******** over the internet is impossible.
What led you to believe you knew me?
I jus horny i gues. send me pic? how big iz your p***s? twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted <---toHornify you
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#14:
Hawtyboi321
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NO! I'm not giving you a pic.
I had my p***s replaced with a retractable robotic claw.
I had my p***s replaced with a retractable robotic claw.
Tha cud b hawt.
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#15:
Hawtyboi321
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What the hell, kid?
I don't want to cyber with you.
Cybering is quite retarded.
I don't want to cyber with you.
Cybering is quite retarded.
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#16:
Hawtyboi321
heyy baeb, wuz up (or dwn ;]) tonite i iz a sneaky turtel wen my mom n dad wen 2 bed i snuk on da cpu 2 go on gaia im tri-ing 2 sav ^ 4 a badguy halo hehe i r a poll hore xp dud i waz on dis tread 2day and i waz talkin 2 dis guy n he waz such a newbz lolz he made me laff cuz alll he had was da pesent cloz.
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#17: I believe this is the last. u_u
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Hawtyboi321
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Wtf? Are you serious? You are a n00b.
Please tell me who the hell you are!
Or, in the case that I don't know you, please stop. You're becoming quite annoying.
I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way, but I never wished to talk to you from the start, and I had hinted subtley at it, by being mean to you, yet you never seemed to get the idea.
There are tons of other people on Gaia, now please bother some of them.
Please tell me who the hell you are!
Or, in the case that I don't know you, please stop. You're becoming quite annoying.
I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way, but I never wished to talk to you from the start, and I had hinted subtley at it, by being mean to you, yet you never seemed to get the idea.
There are tons of other people on Gaia, now please bother some of them.
i srry. wen waz u bein meen 2 me? may-b you shudda sent me sum meany faces tehn i wudda knew u waz mad. n we kno eachother frum skoo bro. river ridge da fiting nite. im in 10th grade nxt yr 11th? oh wellz just remember tat one tim i saw a dead dog on da road n i wanted to do it. twisted <1 las meanie face
BTW- my name is brandon mcnally. luv ya babe and bi 4 eva cuz i iz dun wit gaia.
Goodbye, sir.
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#18: This one picks up after a bit of conversation. I have left alot out, because it was for the most part, creepy, and not funny at all.
HawtyBoi321
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if u go to new york she wurks there now well you seem lame i don think i fel lik talkin to u nomore besids i dont want to git a new BF 1 week b4 i move 2 newyork srry if u thoght we was gonna do it. hehe. but i hav 2 leav soon and i wan 2 sav ma energy 4 new york boys.
No. I'm not gay. I didn't want to do it. Yes, I am quite lame.
wat r u makin fun of da homos n00b? i hate n00bz like u cuz u think it so fun to flam da gays. well herez ma flam bich >>>u suck da donkey ballz offa gay camel. u bich. i did ur mom in da a** 2 times.<<< no dat a flam u shud lern 2 flam from me but since ur a homo-hata im not gunna teach ya.
