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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:49 pm
well i dunno...im manic right now and ive been thinking about it...thought id throw it out there.....
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:17 am
*sniggers* personally, I think that dinosaurs came before chickens...and since dinosaurs had eggs....
EGGS WERE FIRST!
*mad cackling*
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:45 am
Well, if you're going to think about evolution wise, it would have to be the chicken, because an egg cannot grow from fish... BUT Angellen has a really good point!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:56 am
I was raised from a creationist point of view, so I would say that the chicken came first, cause God created all the animals , not the eggs. The animals from thence had the eggs and the vicious cycle continues. Or, we could just all go with the idea that the matrix really doesn't know what chicken taste like cause there is no real chickens from thence you would come to the theory that if there are no chickens, there are therefore no eggs. Now, let me finish my coffee so I can finish waking up!
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:16 pm
i think that somewhere along the evolutionary path there was a chicken like creature that layed an egg that was barely genetically different, and out came a chicken. thus, it would be the egg that came first. obviously, this had to have begun happening to an entire group of creatures, so it probably happened during a climate shift, over a few thousand or maybe even a few million years...
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:46 am
I still like my chicken orgy theory.
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:38 am
X[phucket]X I think that a bunch of freaky birds got together and had an orgy, and during this orgy, different species crossed paths, and impregnated eachother. Orgy's like this became the new fad, and since these birds were all followers of eachother, they all ******** eachother silly. This resulted in a line of eggs, which were all relatively the same, and when these eggs hatched and matured, they joined in the new fad of orgys. (Incase you didn't grasp my idea, the "new line of eggs" is a line of somewhat underdeveloped chickens.) These underdeveloped chickens kept up their ********, and produced a whole new line of orgy-seeking chicks. This cycle kept up for years, decades even, until the eggs turned into a species of demented brids we now call "chickens". Maybe that explains why they always look so drunk when they walk around, ish because they just had sex!
There you go, that takes care of the evolution, chicken, AND egg theory ALL in one.
And I made it up. So don't steal it.
Will you ever be able to eat chicken (without thinking about orgys) again? AHhhhahahahhahahahahahahah *agrees with her* xd Nicely put! xxxxx domokun
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Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 2:49 pm
The chicken and the egg came at the same time. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:46 am
X[phucket]X I still like my chicken orgy theory. *stares blankly......*laughs and then oes back to starign blankley actaully theres a comic drawsign somewhere where teh chicken and the egg are having sex......... egg if evo chickin if religouse me i done know and i really dont care.......*cant stop thinking about chicken orgies
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:07 am
Angellen *sniggers* personally, I think that dinosaurs came before chickens...and since dinosaurs had eggs.... EGGS WERE FIRST! yup exactly what i think Horay for evolution! its teh fun! 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:44 pm
The chicken. surprised
I don't believe in evolution. xp
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:48 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:37 pm
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