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 Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:48 pm
a totally random storyline about my totally random alter ego- not 2 b taken 2 seriously(just 4 fun)
if you want 2 add sumthin 2 it feel free or add ur own superhero (or villan twisted ) if u wnt! just go with the flow lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:14 pm
CHAPTER 1 -Panda Wars prt 1- A New Panda: One faitful night I, Pandadragonmaster was walking through a forest near 2 where he lived when suddenly! A rabid panda sprang upon me- stare - ok it wasnt really so much "rabid" in the sense of the word but it was a panda and it could tlk- pretty cool huh?! So this talking panda said " patience u must learn, patience" so i said isnt tht what Yoda is meant to say (copyrighted) but he said he and Yoda were cousins (WTF??! ive heard some excuses in my time but this was LAME!!). So after along chat he taught me the way of "the Paws" and gave me a "bamboo sabre" (apologies 4 the corny parodies xp ) when Dark Crazy Frog entered. When he started giving me the crap tht he was my brother tht was the last straw. The original Crazy Frog was bad enuff, the parody of ( cool we are the champions ( cool was un called 4. BUT this took the buscuit. I drew my bamboo sabre and he began 2 sing. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" i screamed surprised the pain was beyond words. This is exactly why singing frogs should b banned- i thought the Muppets christmas special had taught us that! rolleyes ! With one last burst of energy i used the Paws and threw him in2 a tree rendering him unconcious. Was he really my brother? Who cares tht s.o.b deserved wot was coming 2 him and with tht he was takne 2 animal jail ( the zoo) charged with crimes aginst humanity- i.e. singing in public. Tht day a new hero (not super coz mario wont lend me any of his mushrooms) was born Pandaman (tm).
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:30 pm
Chapter 2- The Zoo: Apparently in America a similar occurance had happened. A girl, Pandalover263, had suffered a similar experience. MAN I h8 CRAZY FROG!!! She had a parently adopted the name Bamboo- pretty catchy lol xp . One day i recieved an E-mail talking about "the Zoo" what the hell is tht i thought. The mystery sender- Octopus- told me about how the "humans" and their agents the "zookeepers" held animals in captivity in a fake habitat envirnonments. WTF!! First CRAZY FROG NOW THIS!!!??? Any way he told me 2 look out 4 a "White Panda". Moments later, a panda-girl -Pandalover263/Bamboo, knocked @ the door. She had a white panda tatoo and we met this Octopus, who made me choose between a red super mario mushroom and a green 1. I chose the red and all tht came after tht was a living hell( i also became SUPERPANDAMAN xd ). It was the antidote 2 the drugs the zookeepers gave us in our meals- we were in cages, ugly 1s. Anyway 2 cut a long story short. Me and Bamboo ended up in this kick a** battle with the zookeepers. Yer they had brooms and shifty glasses but we had the Paws and bamboo sabres. We realised we were the chosen 1s and leapt inside the zookeepers, took over there bodies and freed all the animals biggrin - we locked the zookeepers in the cupboard. Villans 0- pandas-2 biggrin !!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:45 pm
wow. I don't know if I can beat that... Let me give it a shot...
Chapter 3- Bamboo's Story
I was very young when I started exploring the zoos just for the hell of it, because what else did I have to do? (In this alternate universe I have plenty of spare time rolleyes ) Eventually I fell in love with the panda there (no, not THAT way! God, you're so nasty! ><) named Shao Ling, and she taught me The Way of the Paw... and said that I had natural talent for saving people via hitting them over the head with a piece of bamboo, hence the nickname forever Bamboo (!!! I really need to upgrade from sidekick sometime...)
After kicking some serious zookeeper a**, we suddenly got a call in San Deigo, apparently the Evil Dr. Mario was going to attack the pandas while they were in their cages. They were pretty good at defending their very realistically changed to their habitat... habitat... but they just weren't as powerful as the very human-turned-panda costumes... and the people that wore them, SUPERPANDAMAN(tm) and BAMBOO(tm)!...
Care to continue??? O.O
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:48 pm
Chapter 4- Dr Mario: the names Panda, Pandaman(tm) and not 2 mention my dear co-superhero Bamboo(tm). It was late evening when we got the call from the adjoined call from British (mi6) and american (CIA) intelligence. Dr Mario had become crazed in his research in2 radioactive magic mushrooms, dangerous. Not only tht but hes research , in China, was harmful 2 pandas. OMG HARFUL 2 PANDAS!!! stressed It was up 2 us 2 stope him- me, Pandaman(tm), and Bamboo(tm)- not only are were we expert superheroes but now we were fully fledged secret agents with a licence 2 kill (or @ least 2 some grevious bodily harm 2 some1 with a bamboo stick) either way we were out 2 avendge Pandas everywhere. But of all ppl MARIO! rolleyes ! So we boarded our Panda stealth jet, armed 2 the teeth with bamboo- mmmm bamboo 3nodding - on a direct course 2 Dr Marios secret base. 2 hrs l8r we arrived ( we wld have arrived sooner but air traffic these days rolleyes ). We were there. Mario had obviosly been expecting us as he had mushroom guards and goombas evrywhere. We snook up behind them and took them out easily. On the way we saw Donkey Kong locked in the cage. He said he would help us if we let him out- which of course we did. We followed him through a network of tunnels collecting golden coins and mushroom up grades as we went- SUPERPANDAMAN and SUPERBAMBOO xd - it was then we met our nemisis. "Pandaman i presume?"- he said, arrogantly may I add. " No crap i said"- afterall i was wearing and panda mask AND my name was clearly written, in bold, on the back of my cape (so it looked a little camp but its all part of the superhero vigour lol xp ). He was stroking his pet dinosur Yoshi, through experience I understand stroking dinsaurs is not a gd idea but hey im not the evil mastermind. Anyway he had us surrounded, not even the paws or bamboo sabres could help us out of this ( although we did try- we manged to take down a few mushroom guards but there was just 2 many). COULD THIS BE THE END 4 PANDAMAN and BAMBOO???! surprised WILL THIS MEAN NO MORE POINTLESS, RANDOM, NOT NEARLY FUNNY SUPERHERO PROLOGUE???! NO CHANCE!!! lol xp . With tht Fox McCloud 64 (tm) jumped in through the cieling and held MArio @ gun point. " This is revendge 4 Super Smash Brothers Melee" Fox retorted. He then shot Mario repetedly with his lazer pistol and then a random home run bat appered. Fox picked it up and hit Mario 4 six- quite literally. "Thanks fox" we said, though a little confused. Saving the world was afterall our job. But any who we thought fox could join our adventures if he wished. He did not reply meagrely stating he would help when he could and tht X-men 3 was pretty gd but had a pretty lame ending. I agreed lol xp ! So with tht we all went out seperate ways until next time Pandaman and Bamboo ( and i supose Fox) fans !!! biggrin
btw plz tell me wot u think of them so far, im guessing pretty lame but it keeps me from being bored lol. xp
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:59 pm
come on ppl plz add to the thread abowt ur own superhero stories, even better if u hav enuff ideas make ur own thread smile
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:54 pm
pandadragonmaster come on ppl plz add to the thread abowt ur own superhero stories, even better if u hav enuff ideas make ur own thread smile Yeah, come on guys, we all have a secret stupid nerdy side that reveals its glasses-that-matches-its-pocket protector-face every now and then!
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:03 pm
just im slightly more nerdier than most lol
and creator of sum of the most unfunny posted material ever lol- i try lmao xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:36 pm
Chapter 5- PANDA WARS prt 2- return of the Crazy Fog menace: In a space jungle relatively far away...After having foiled the plans of Dark Crazy Frog he was plotting his beginning to put in2 his revendge from his cell in the glactic space zoo. His minions the Chavs and the Preps had been issued with i-pods onto which were loaded the deadly brain-washing RndB and Rave music. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! eek ! But alas all was not lost. Pandaman(tm) and his pandawan learner Bamboo(tm) xp ( the last 2 remaining panda warriors in the galaxy) were not ready 2 give up so easily. Aided by their new ally Fox McCloud 64(tm) and his fleet of Arwing fighters (teleported form his own guild galactic wars (tm)) froming a new rebel justice squadron- animal squadron- 2 combat the evilness of the Prepire!!! In a far reach of the galaxy, Dath Crazy Frog, however, was just completing his Chavstar- which was the universes biggest radio from which he would broadcast his evil prepish/chavish music.
Animal squadron having discovered this news immediatly set out 2 combat this new threat. "I sense a disturbence in the "Paws(tm)" " I said. With that me, Pandaman, Bamboo and Fox all got in2 our Arwings and set out for this mysteious metalic planet the Chavstar. On the way we were interecepted by Chavfighters, however they were not match 4 animal squadron. "there is one on my tail" i yelled, but surely enough Bamboo had me covered. It was then through the darkness that it appeared ( cool I believe in a thing called love! ( cool NOT tht kind of darkness lol xp rolleyes
Dark Crzy Frog knew we were coming, he 2 had limited knowledge of the paws. " we'll handle this fox" Pandaman said, "You take out the Chavstar mainframe" Bamboo continued. With tht Dark Crzy Frog withdrew his double ended microphone and began 2 sing. Me and Bamboo, temporarily paraplyzed by the horrific noise withdrew our bambooo sabres(tm) and started using the "paws" upon him. It was goin pretty much our way untill he unleashed an almighty sonic boom tht threw me off the platform in2 the deep realms of space. It was only Bamboo left 2 save the day- was she learned enough in the "Paws" to defeat Dark Crzy Frog? needless 2 say yes- and was later returned 2 his cell in the galactic zoo. The Chavstar, needless 2 say, was destroyed by the power off rock music and as for me? I managed 2 pull myself on2 a drifting satalite where i was later rescued. And yet again team Panda (aka animal squadron or the PANDA-men) prevailed xd !!!
btw we wnt new mebers of the team Panda...PLZ!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:52 pm
*not sure of how to beat a story like that just says a supportive yeah*... YEAH!
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:53 pm
And, by the way, can we legally use that many (tm)'s? o.O
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:31 am
yeah coz they or our ideas and they can go 2 hell if any1 wants 2 steal them stare xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:06 am
Chapter 6- Pandas of the Carabean prt 1: One day Pandaman (tm)- me- and Bamboo (tm) went 2 the seaside 4 their day off as you do. Having novelty Panda icecreams biggrin !! We turned and looked towards the sea. On the horizon we could sea a ship, but nt any ship. It looked old and delapidated...just like a pirate ship. One other thing we noticed was that it had no sails and had a gaping hole in the the hull, so should not have been able 2 stay afloat- freaky. Even more disturbing was that it was coming towards land eek !!! We looked at each other and new something wasn't right. Then without any warning a large, black spherical object came from the ship- a cannonball. Using the "Paws" (tm) we mangaed 2 throw is causually aside but this was not looking good. Nearby Bamboo had spotted a rowing boat. "I always wanted 2 b a pirate 3nodding " she jested and having aquirediratey" costumes from the nearest shop, we set out in the rowing boat towards the ship. " 'tis not far now yarr pirate " i said- delighting in my newly found pirate voice. "Yarr pirate " Bamboo agreed. A second canonball narrowly missed us and we had no means of retaliation. A second followed and scored a direct hit, launching both me and Bamboo into the water. This made us mad mad stressed !!! We idved under the water untill we came to the Starboard of the ship- we scaled the side and leapt aboard. Bamboo had a Bamboo Cutals whoch she had crafter herself and I had a bamboo staff. Both of us also welded a pistol (Pirate stuff is SO cool cool biggrin ) We withdrew our weapons and immediatley entered combat. These, however we no ordinary pirates- these were Vampire pirates (just as a twist from ghost pirates). Unfortunatley we werre fresh ou of garlic, so our only chance was to stab the captain in the heart with bamboo. Having shot two more vampire pirates over board and Bamboo having thrown another off using the "Paws", we had now only the captain to beat. "Yarr pirate " he said adn then "Yarr pirate " we said- this continued for several minutes, to detirmine who had the better "Yarr pirate ", although was seemingly pointless except for its vast entertainment value. I continued to "Yarrr pirate " whilst Bamboo crept up behind him. He turned round and immediatley she stabbed him in the heart. "YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR pirate evil " he yelled and at once fell to dust on the pirate deck. "That was the best yarr pirate " we joked, and with that we sailed off in to the sunset in search of a new crew of Pandas. To be continued....
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:09 am
BTW need feed back ppl PLEASE!!!!
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