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 Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:21 pm
Hello everyone biggrin ! I was watching Blue Collar Comedy and a brilliant idea came to me! You know Jeff Foxworthy's famous catch phrase "You might be a redneck..."? I LOVE that part of the show! I thought it might be fun to do the same thing, only using "ringer" instead of "redneck". Do you follow me so far? Here's an example, but please feel free to post your own! Have fun! wink
If you spend hours trying to learn Elvish, you might be a ringer.
(I'm obviously not very good at this but I liked the idea. sweatdrop )
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:13 pm
{has never seen the show} >< Hmm...
You might be a ringer if you make Evenstar pendants out of tinfoil. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:20 am
You might be a ringer if you wear chainmail and run around the house chopping up imaginary orcs screaming "FOR FRODO!!!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:16 am
You might be a ringer if you can repeat every line from the movies perfectly. You might be a ringer FANGIRL if you can only repeat the male lines. ninja
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:09 pm
Estelyn {has never seen the show} >< Hmm...
You might be a ringer if you make Evenstar pendants out of tinfoil. 3nodding Same here. You might be a ringer if you run and hide under a bush and shout, "Crebain from Dunland!" everytime a crow flies overhead.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:27 am
You might be a ringer if you dress in a black cloak and go into your sibling(s)'s room and stab them with plastic swords in the middle of the night, and then when they wake up you screech in their ear and run away.
(No, I have not done this, but a friend of mine did. Funny thing is is that he'd never seen or read Lord of the Rings when he did it. ninja )
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:54 am
I have not seen the show either, but I'm willing to give it a try. sweatdrop
You might be a Ringer if you wear a ring because you think it'll give you super natural powers.
(I was tearing because I was laughing so hard at the thought of someone doing that to their siblings - wait... didn't I plan to do something like that to my brother? xd )
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:32 am
I've never seen the show, but...
~You might be a Ringer if you wear Elvish/renisance clothes to school/work everyday.
~You might be a Ringer if speak Elvish fluently.
~You might be a Ringer if you have read/plan to read Hobbit, LotR, SIlmarillion, Unfinished Tales, The Tolkien Reader, and all 12 volumes of Middle Earth History.
~You might be a Ringer is you wear a pin that says "I went to Middle Earth and all I got was a lousy Ring".
~You might be a Ringer if you have a 10x10 box of LotR trading cards in mint condition.
~You might be a Ringer if you bought a replica of Anduril/made replicas on Anduril, Narsil, Sting, etc out of binder paper instead of doing homework.
~You might be a Ringer if you wrote a 10 page essay about Aragorn's inner conflict for no reason other then pure enjoyment.
~You might be a Ringer if you found 317 reasons of how the LotR movies were changed from the LotR books.
There is more, but all of those apply to me eek
-Mel, Ravvy
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:36 pm
Kamui Tigerbreed You might be a ringer if you dress in a black cloak and go into your sibling(s)'s room and stab them with plastic swords in the middle of the night, and then when they wake up you screech in their ear and run away. (No, I have not done this, but a friend of mine did. Funny thing is is that he'd never seen or read Lord of the Rings when he did it. ninja ) Hey thankx for the idea biggrin Too bad April Fool's Day is already over sad You might be a ringer if you have a 360-day LotR calendar and save all of the pictures from it so you can make a collage when the year's over.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:11 pm
Tari-nilloke You might be a ringer if you have a 360-day LotR calendar and save all of the pictures from it so you can make a collage when the year's over.
You might be a ringer if you counted down the weeks, days, hours, and minutes to each film release.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:42 am
Hey, I just thought of another one!
You might be a ringer if you make a topic like this one...I wonder who did that sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:51 pm
You might be a ringer if...
~ You memorized lines from the movie, in Elvish.
~ You take time out of your day to stroke your little plastic Ring.
~ or You challenge every deformed person you see, convinced that they're an orc.
~ Lastly, You joined this guild. (duh!)
I grew up on Jeff Foxworthy, I love him so much. I wouldn't suggest seeing the entire Blue Collar Tour, but I would say listen to Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:04 am
You might be a ringer... if you have decided to name your next child Elrohir or Arwen depending on if its a boy or a girl. (True!)
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:17 am
You might be a ringer if you treat your Lord of the Rings book(s) like Gollum treats the ring. (Whenver someone touches it, I hiss at them, and sometimes I talk to my book, and I refer to them as "my precious...") sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:37 pm
one: http://www.blogthings.com/Lord-of-the-Rings.html
two: LOVE the bluecallor show
three: (these are wot I do smile
heart Bought the legolas for both Legolas and teh little ring that comes with it
heart You keep the ring on a chain arounf your neck
heart YOu have a complete hobbit outfit
heart you own every song made for lotr (or are alomost there)
heart Everything reminds you of lotr ("look at that tree..." "look at that bridge..." "look at that boat...")
heart you collect the bookmarks (like cards)
heart you made a cremic statue of fordo in art class
heart read lotr and madei t passed the fifth chapter xp
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