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After watching Emohawk: Polymorph II for the second time, it occured to me how wonderful it would be to have an emohawk as a pet. Think about it.

First of all, it's an all-purpose pet. It can be as cute and cuddly as a rabbit, as exotic as a parrot or tropical fish, or as cool as a snake. Name any standard-sized pet, and it transforms into it on command.
Its shape-shifting powers also let it go where other pets can't. You can carry your emohawk into a hotel disguised as a toothbrush, it can travel in your carry-on luggage as a roll of socks, it can go to school an inconspicuous pencil etc.
It also has value as a tool. An emohawk is an all-purpose hammer, wrench, and ruler. It seems unable to mimic some more technical functions (for example the emohawk communicator didn't transmit) but the basic shape is still functional.

An emohawk of course also helps deal with fundamentally unlikeable people in a way nothing else can. Let's say there's some obnoxious person next to you on a bus, blather loudly about boring subjects and occasionally drenching you in spittle or jabbing you in the ribs hard enough to cause fractures. Simply sick your emohawk on them and watch the former major annoyance shrink into a quiet introvert for the rest of the ride. Likewise, with one good suck from the emohawk your Great Uncle Horis will cease spouting racist statements and retelling that old, rambling story about how he managed to make four onions and a can of beans last for a week during the depression, making family reunions far more bearable.
It also provides an incredible sense of security. First off all, simply the threat imposed by an apparent weapon such as a knife or gun is enough to ward off most potential attackers. Furthermore even the most hardened criminal will likely run away screaming when your pocket pen changes into a bat, flies over his head, and lands on him as a hissing viper before turning into some mishapen wad of flesh and trying to latch onto his head with a sucker-like appendage.

*sighs*

If only. If only...

One more thing. I'd sick my emohawk on the cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and Dwayne-Dibbly-fy those bastards.

Having an emohawk would be great. Just think of the possibilities twisted

If you think about it, a Emohawk is kinda like a symbi-morph...*Cough*