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Hi! My name is Delfire. You can call me Delfire. Or Del. Or Fire. Or Delfire. I don't think I know anyone in this guild. gonk
Whatever.

This thread is about me and ninjatry. I'm going to tell you a little about my average day.

Every morning I walk ten miles in the snow and rain just to get out of bed. When I'm done walking, the bed comes to life and I must fight it. This is what being a ninja's all about; walking in the rain and snow, and fighting beds. Luckily, I'm still on good terms with the walls in my room so I jump off of them and pound my bed into submission. After a thurough(sp?) beating my bed surrenders and retreats into the living room in order to watch daytime television. Like soap operas.

Ninja don't have no time for soap opera! Or Jerry Springer! Jerry Springer come steppin' and I put wasabi in his eye! You just don't mess with the Izayoi clan!

Anyhow,

After getting out of bread comes breakfast, and what a breakfast it is! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but even more so for a ninja. During breakfast time our master sends us out to fight the bear. This also takes lots of walking in snow and rain.

Once we encounter the bear! Breakfast time commence!
After a few tatsumaki sempuu kyaku's and shoryureppas the bear is properly subdubbed. It's the ninja way. We then bring bear back to house home in order for breakfast to end.

We tie up the bear and suspend him above everyone while Toshiro holds out a bucket. Then we begin to jump kick the bear repeatedly in hopes of releasing bear juice, which is caught by bucket weilding Toshiro, which is later drank to keep ninja strong. Think gaijin milk with a lot more kick and a lot less cow and you have bear juice. It does a ninja good.

Holy crappers! Ninja will be late for work!!!


If ninja wasn't a ninja! Zoom!
Ninja are never late for work. Ninja are so fast that one time a ninja was late for work that instead of living with the disgrace he flipped out and murdered the whole company. This is why it's important that ninja always on time. Without company ninja get layed off, and this angers the gods. Sometimes ninja early for work. Like everytime, we so damn fu-ast. Ninja always on time, even today.

At work, it's the same old stuff. Ninja do this, ninja kill that, ninja murder chinese hell-borne dragon of a thousand sleepless nights and nightmares, ninja save baby toddler from burning building, fight Spiderman, the usual stuff. Man, work is bullcrap.

Then, lunch time!

Lunch time is my favorite part of the day (Because at lunch time I get to eat. Food. =D). My lunch time is pretty usual. Find evil. Kill. Eat.*
*Sometimes with condiments!

Lunch time rocks. All the ladies want to touçh my shuriken and play with my grappling hook at lunch time, so I keep it extra shiny just in case one of them wants to climb rooftops.

After lunch, it's back to work. I then perform ninja magic to make a doppelganger appear and do my work for me while I take the rest of the day off to play Playstation 2, a ninja system of choice. Work isn't too bad. It's better than bear juice.

When finally arriving back at the dojo, everyone's happy to see that I'm not dead yet. It really is an uplifting experience, like Herbal Essences shampoo, or Jergens lotion. Toshiro probably died.

That concludes my recount of my average day. My name is Delfire. Discuss.

Ninja life is so exciting surprised

But not all ninjas have the privalege(sp?) of rain and snow ninja Some must make due with blistering heat and sandstorms. And with no bears around, the mighty camel must provide camel nuggets for the ninja.

You know me! ninja

I'm not one per se... but mom does have me do reconnaisance... ninja

Fightin that spiderman guy gets really annoying after about the 5th can of Raid...