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 Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:28 pm
 Astronomy Classroom
I am here to teach you about the deep reaches of space and time. MUHAHAHAHAA!!!
Don't worry if I greet you, laughing maniacly with a rusty chainsaw, I promise - after I saw off your arms - I'll calm down!
I come from a certain ringed and green planet who's name I would prefer not to metion. Oh alright, if you must insist, Uranus. Happy?
I am!
Now the rules, er, rules.
Number 1, There are no rules!!!
Number 2, Don't be peeing on the counter, I hate it when people do that!
Yes, yes, these rules will do.
And if you don't abide, I'll saw your arms off. MUHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Muhuhahaha!!!
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:12 pm
Gulp i think i like my arms just where they are thankyou verry much!
Hello shnoz i would like to join your class. i am verry interested in what you are going to teach but not so in the sawing of arms part but i guess i will have to do without arms. sweatdrop
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Chaos Dude325 Vice Captain
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alfred baramender Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:58 am
Okay, I'd write out a big long RP, but I'm all RPed out.... for a llooonngggg time...
May I please join your class?
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:14 pm
CAN I JOIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? scream scream scream scream
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:10 pm
Yes, you may all join my class. It shall start soon, but I have just recieved word that my usage has gone through the roof because of my using this thing.
Damn broadband, I'LL SAW THEIR ARMS OFF WITH A CHAINSAW!!! evil
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:10 pm
can i join????? oh yeah is it rusty???? cause if it is ill pass.... smile
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:58 pm
Yes, you may join.
Class shall start as soon as return. *Laughs and grabs chainsaw from beneath counter* Now to show them scurvy Earth lovers *Walks out the door with a maniac grin on my face.*
(And yes, the chainsaw is rusty!!!
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:13 pm
Ok class, I am back, those people will NEVER fruity up my black-board again!
*Puts rusty chainsawback under counter. The door opens. I screech and grab the rusty chainsaw, starting it up*
No, stop, it's only me, not the other people who messed up your blackboard, says Alfred Baramender.
Oh *Puts chainsaw back* Sorry 'bout that.
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:29 am
*frantically walks down the corridor and hurries over to the door marked Astronemy, and opens the door slowely, thus making the door creak loudly. "hello....." fairy faltered when she saw the chain-saw end sticking out from under the desk. swallows and trys again, "may i please join your class?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:44 pm
ANOTHER VICTEM! MUHUHAHAHAAAAA!!! *Grabs rusty chainsaw and pulls cord, leaps at helpless victem, standing in the doorway!*
No, Shnoz! Stop! *Alfred Baramender yells, tackling Shnoz*, It's only another student!
*Comes back to reality*
Oh, er, *Shnoz sniffs and puts chainsaw back beneath counter,* carry on.
*Fairy225 sits in a seat rather dubiously.*
So er, Alfred, what are you here for again? I forgot!
*Alfred Baramender sighs in irritation.*
Oh, yes, to join my class, yes. Er, class. Ok, I suppose class should now be in session.
Er, well, if you'll take your seats. This week, we'll be building a rocket! And then we'll be flying to Messeir 31! We will just have to use our brains in this people, because the board of education thinks that making my students fly to Messeir 31 is horrendous and somewhat illegal!
So, you'll use your brains and no one of authority is to learn of any such expedition.
Alfred, you're going to have to forget everything you learn, everyday. Do you think you can manage?
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Chaos Dude325 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:32 am
um miss...i have a contract and...it is because i put the fruity stuff on your black bord.*gulps because of wats going to happen next*
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:59 am
Finally they're punishing you!!! Muhuhahahahaa!
I did suggest a chainsaw method, but Alfred didn't think it was a good idea!
Well, I think I'll give you a... hmm... four out of ten. And as extra punishment, you have to write the four out of ten yourself. (I'm technologically impaired anyway, so I can't do it) twisted
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Chaos Dude325 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:30 am
*gets pen out and starts to write the number 4 on the peice of paper verry sad that he got below average.* *snifs* damn im going to have to go to the principals office.......here miss *hands the contract over so she can see that i have written the write thing.
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:52 pm
Yes, yes, this will do! Muhuhahahaa! No one shall ever write on my black board again!
*Chaos takes back the paper muttering something about,* Stupid, chainsaw maniacal weirdo! *and returns to seat.*
We will be starting to build a rocket to travel to Mars soon. I have the materials in the storage room. If you can't cut the metal, my chainsaw will take care of it. Any questions?
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