HAS ALSO BEEN HACKED
HE IS NOW ShadowSpirit85
Saiyana2
Greetings and salutations fellow Pythons! Thought I'd make this lovely little guild for those of you who indulge in the ways of the wierd. But whether you're practicing for the upperclass twit of the year award, or just trying to rob a laungerie shop, I have a few rules and regulations to set forht..they're more like guidelines anyway, but any buttering about and disobeying them shall get you banned and your head impaled upon a sharp pointed stick. Now for something completely different: a list of silly and pointless rules about nothing:
1. No wallowing about in the toilets, they're for drinking and waste disposal only.
2.What is your name? (that's not even a ru- AAAAGH!!!)
3.There will be no fornicating in the guild or you will lost the naughty bits with witch the crime was committed. and most likely be banned.
4.Follow the rules of the almightly gods of Gaia, no listening to watery tarts distrubuting rules or swords.
5. Coconuts will always be banged together not at each other. No harsh violence unless it fits with the story line.
6. Spam is to be only consumed not written. you will be wedged into a can of spam if anything other than edible spam is posted.
7. Mooses are not to be harmed, netheir ducks, nor sheep, nor parrots. Everything else can be launched from catapults at thine enemies.
8. Keep all holy hand grenades away from pedestrians as they may pose a death problem.
9. All silly walks are to be handled by the ministry of silly walks and not by any swallows, fruit bats, oragutans, breakfast cereals, carp, lambs, or sloths.
10. All right enough of this bitching let's go and have fun!
(enjoy yourselves, but keep it to a minimum guys that's all i ask. don't get this thing banned)
