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alfred baramender Captain
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 Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:32 am
Anyway, I am Mr Baramender, though you can call me Alfred or Al. I teach the history of our home, Udora. Sometimes some geography will be mixed in also. I will try to make this a fun class, but you must please try and abide by the classroom rules:
1: Listen to me when I'm talking, and I will listen to you when you're talking.
2: No flicking people. Me included.
3: You can talk, but keep it as a whisper please.
4: Normal school rules apply [if you don't know these, please check the list of rules in the Front Office].
5: If you are late for a class, please give a note explaining your absence.
6: I will say this straight out: NO ILLEGAL ELEPHANTS!!
7: If anybody writes "I AM GAY" in one of my posts again, you get detenion!!!
8: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO NOT WRITE "I AM GAY" OR ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT IN ANY OF MY POSTS!! THE MODS THAT DO WILL BE BANNED!!!
An Overview of History: The history class runs all through the first two terms [the first two term last for aroound 10 weeks], and if you're still around until then, you may elect a different subject if you want. The history lessons will constist of many indivual subjects. They will include things like the overall history of Udora, the various cultures of the anciant cilivisations, some geography of the planet, and other things that will be announced once the term starts.
First Lesson is.....: The first lesson will be on the overall history of Udora. No studingy will be required. On the 28th of May, please come and take a seat in the class. When 3 people have entered, the class will start. I will pass around some textbooks and introduce myself to the new class. If you purchased your Backpack [you don't have to actually buy anything, just pretend you have a backpack], you will be required to take out some things... The class will run for 2 weeks, during which I will teach you about Udora, have discussions, and play some games. When the bell rings, you will leave your class, and make your way to your next class, located on your timetable.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:06 pm
hello Mr Baramender i would like to join the lesson. I dont have the stationary yet but would like to join anyway. *sits down in a chair. looks around and see's that im the only one there.* gonk
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Chaos Dude325 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:43 am
hello Mr Baramender i would like to enrole in your class and please let me. i like to play lots of games and do heaps of fun stuff!!!!! PLEASE ENROLE ME!!!!!
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:43 am
Alfred smiled at his first students of the year. "Most certaintly you can join, if it is on your timetable."
[It is]
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alfred baramender Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:06 pm
*i make a drematic entrance, apear around the door my coat flowing drematically be hind me as i say...* "HI!" i smile then say...."can i plz join too???????? PLZ!!!!" blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:11 pm
Alfred grins. "I see you've found the classrooom," he says.
"Now, since we have three students in class now, let me introduce myself. My name is Mr Baramender, and I will be your history teacher for the first two terms." He points to a sheet of paper on the wall. "I hope you've all seen the rules listed there.
Now, as the lesson is under way, I would like you to take out your history books and pens from your backpack."
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alfred baramender Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:01 am
"ok Mr Barmender." reaches out to get her bag but finds it gone. "HEY!!! who stole my bag?!?!" scream stands up and looks around. "who took it?" sits down and waits for some one to own up for doing it.
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:13 am
Alfred frowns, shaking his head. I've pretty much never had a simple, quite class before, he thinks to him himself.
"Okay, settle down. Now, who has taken Ms Ayra's bag? Common, people, own up. The less time it takes for someone to give it back, the more time you have for recess. I wanna mark the roll in a moment, so you better hurry up, whoever it is."
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alfred baramender Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:29 pm
i peeeeeeep around the corner to find A CLASS IN SIDE THE ROOM!!!!!!!!
OMG I NEVER KNEW....*cough cough* any ways....can i join plz....oh and i found this bag behind the door...
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:17 am
"oh you did? i really need it so could i plz have it back?" says Arya, walks over to Billie_joe_jr and tries to gets it off him but fails when he jerks his arm away that was holding the bag and says: "haha you can't get your bag back! haha! "but thats my bag so give it back! scream says Arya.
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alfred baramender Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:35 am
"Everbody, quite please!" Alfred called out loudly. His patience was wearing thin. "Billie Joe Jr, please give Ayra back her bag!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:23 am
um...... Mr Baramender...........
can we start the lesson WITHOUT anymore distractions because im diein for some learnding.
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Chaos Dude325 Vice Captain
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alfred baramender Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:29 am
"I am glad you are so enthusiastic, Sir..." He looked down at the roll, checking the list of names. He rose an eyebrow. "...Blobalot."
"Anyway, it is time for roll call!!"
[Calls roll call. I won't do it individually, cus it'd take too long.]
"Now, who would like to pass some text books around, so we can get started?"
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:12 am
oo oo I want too. pick me pick me. *waves hand in the air very VERY Fast.*
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Chaos Dude325 Vice Captain
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