A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face,"without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,"Mommy, WHAT
is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point..
Found this in a belated Mother's Day E-mail and HAD to share. xd Feel free to post any funny church stories or something just plain funny. wink
The Alternative Christians Guild
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