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 Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:59 pm
Hey there! HKS here with a game to play! If this game seems familiar to another game that might be played here, then my bad. But other than that, let's try this game on for size!
The point of SaW is simple: someone posts a wish, and the job of the next poster is to find someway to spoil it. Then the spoiler puts a wish of their own up.
Explaining is awkward, so here's an example!
I wish for a puppy!
((The next poster would then do this: ))
Granted. The puppy is actually Cerberus, who devours you and everything you know.
I wish for a kitty.
See? Simple! Let's get things underway with an official wish to spoil!!
I wish I could live forever.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:13 pm
Granted.
You grow to be old and wrinky, until some other old person mistakes you for something that needs to be ironed.
I wish for a Banapple Smoothie.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:29 pm
(this is the game i was talking about last night)
granted, but you sudenly become allergic to both banannas and apples, break out in hives and die a tragic (yet hilariously itchy) death
i wish i could fly.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:35 pm
Granted.
You get magic wings made of wax just like that Greek myth, which melt when you fly too high and you fall to your death.
I wish that I could draw brilliantly.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:55 pm
[Flame Phoenix] Granted. You get magic wings made of wax just like that Greek myth, which melt when you fly too high and you fall to your death. I wish that I could draw brilliantly. (why don't i ever get hit by a plain when i make that wish???) granted you learn to draw briliantly, however like most great artists you are not apreciateed untill many years after you die a poor, bitter, old hag. i wish i could breath under water.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:58 pm
Granted.
You become a famous marine biologist, until a shark, newly discovered by you, devours you.
I wish that nothing bad could happen to me at all. :3
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:08 pm
granted
you move far away and live an isolated existance so that nothing bad happens, however nothing good happens either.
i wish i were an oscar myer wiener.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:13 pm
Rigas granted you move far away and live an isolated existance so that nothing bad happens, however nothing good happens either. i wish i were an oscar myer wiener. Granted! You are a weiner. However... You're stuck with me following you and singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner song!! ;D `| . My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R! I like to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll saaaayy... 'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!`| .I wish that I had a Steel-Plated Ninja Band.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:23 pm
granted
but the steel has long been rusted and it now just looks like a dirty rag wrapped around your head
i wish i could hear phe sing
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:36 pm
Soon to be granted.
But your ears will start bleeding and you will go deaf. D:
I wish that more people would get on. ninja
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:39 pm
granted
but the thread is overloaded with spam and frog/toad porn
i wish that i could *insert random wish here*
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:41 pm
((xDDDDD))
Granted.
You don't get a wish, because the Wish Spoiler doesn't accept incomplete wishes! biggrin Please come again!
I wish that Edward Elric was real, and was dating me.
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:44 pm
granted, you are now on top of an undescovered mountain in the arctic circle where youu freeze to death and die You live happily ever after with Edward Elric, because nothing bad can happen. ;P
i wish i could eat some pizza right now
Edited by [Flame Phoenix]
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:47 pm
The pizza is poisined and your are gets cut off but they did it wrond and yo get an infedtion and you die.
I want a gun to my head surprised
(I do not really, I just want to see how this wish will end ninja )
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