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 Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:02 am
just post sum funny jokes and plz do not be offended by sum jokes mrgreen
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 12:07 pm
oh goodie cause i thought of some original jokes
Yo momma is so fat when she goes missing you have to collect milk cartons in a series to get her picture.
My favorite candy bars are milky way, butterfinger, and twix. Do you know what a 100 grand is?
YOUR MOMS WEIGHT
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:57 am
Sir crychimp69 oh goodie cause i thought of some original jokes Yo momma is so fat when she goes missing you have to collect milk cartons in a series to get her picture. My favorite candy bars are milky way, butterfinger, and twix. Do you know what a 100 grand is? YOUR MOMS WEIGHT hahahahahah lol
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:58 am
when your mom goes missin, people hang up signs sayin"have you seen this dog?"!!
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:06 pm
here's one my friend told me, and I REALLY hope it dosn't make the blondes out there angry.
A blonde, brunette and redhead were running from the police. the redhead jumps behind a cow and goes "MOOOO0" the police think it's a cow. the brunette jumps behind a horese and makes the horsey sound, and the cops think it's a horse. the blonde jumps in the grass and rolls around going" grass grass grass..."
ummm, yeah. prrrrrettty stupid huh.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:11 pm
When short hemlines came back into fashion, my old girlfriend dug an old miniskirt out of her closet.
She tried it on, but couldn't figure out what to do with her other leg.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:13 pm
yo momma so fat when she fell i didnt wanna laugh but the ground was cracking up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:15 pm
yo momma so fat I saw her walking down the street with a pig under her arm and when I asked her where she got it the pig said "the county fair"
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:18 pm
yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:25 pm
A woman is driving down the highway. The highway was originally in New York, but in the retellings I read both took place in Pennsylvania. The woman notices a police car behind her with his lights on and she starts to get nervous, planning what she will say when the officer pulls her over. The officer appoaches her vehicle and before he demands her license and registration, she chimes in, "I know! You pulled me over to invite me to the policeman's ball!"
To which he replies, "I'm a state trooper, ma'am. We don't have balls."
Upon realizing what he has said, he clears his throat, tips his hat and walks back to his car.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:58 pm
Here are some of my personal favorites:
A man walked into a bar, he said ouch.
A family was on their way home on a plane, when they got home, they saw the baby already there, sitting on the couch. When the daughter asks how he got home before them, the baby sang: [to the tune of this old man] Me chinese me no dumb, me hang on to Daddy's bum, daddy go [fart noise] me go zoom! That's how I get home so soon!
Two muffins were baking in an oven, one said (Gaah.. I forgot what he said... let's just say he said hi...) And the other muffin said: Holy s**t, a talking muffin!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
grape
wait a minute... what's a grape doing at my door?
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:46 am
A woman was giving birth. When the baby came out the docter grab it by the neck and threw it as hard as he could at the wall. The parents just stare at him appalled. The docter takes the babies head and throws it again intoo the wall. Then picks it up throughs it out the window 20 stories up and lands in a garbage can. The docter then says "Im just kiddin with ya, the baby was already dead"
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 12:04 pm
my and my friends were debating over the definition of the word "kumbya" (SP) my friend then said it means "suck my... ahem"
right after that I said kumbya my lord, kumbya
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:30 pm
Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package. (ehh, that's more of a pick-up line, but it's funny.)
I may not be from the Flintstones, but I can sure make your bed rock.
(another pick-up line.) Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got "fine" written all over.
I'll think of some more later. xp
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