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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:45 pm

Post funny quotes or short discusions you've been involved here. (try to keep it gaia or any sort of rp-storyline oriented)

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:49 pm

Ellenia (imperial female guard): ..And this mission requires us to flank over to.... Adi, if I catch you staring any lower then my eyes, You'll be castrated. mad

Adi: eek Understood. ninja

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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:21 pm

(Adi on a mission to guard a very spoiled noble kid)
Adi: ... I have to babysit that lil b*****d and fend off then damn annoying joke "assassins"? Sir, I would much rather volunterely re-enter another nine-tails whip torture session!

Dirk (Mercenary mission distributor): neutral ... but he's the son of lady sepherita. And you have no choice on what missions you get until you reach one of the top three ranks remember?

Adi: ... you mean that big boobed lady from the alliance ball?

Dirk: Adi, she is a highly respected lady of high influence, I encourage you not to so much as flirt or.. Adi?... HEY! Where are you going? are you even listening to me?

Adi: Sorry, got a mission to do! mrgreen

Dirk: -_-; *sigh*

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:28 pm

(Guard duty, working with mexican accent'ed merc named Tito)

*Dead of night, stationed at city gates, lights so low no normal human could see*

Tito: ehh... mann... this is bogus.

Adi: Indeed... I'd rather hunt them myself.

Tito: uh.. then why not dude?

Adi: Because theres no one else beside us in this village that can defend it.

Tito: oh.. ah-kay then.

Adi: Tito..

Tito: uh.. what?

Adi: Stop picking your nose.

Tito: ... ninja You and your night vision. -_-

Adi: no, heat and sonar.

Tito: Zip it. stare

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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:26 pm

Me: I have a computer screen but I am not offline.

Sakura: Lies! All LIES!

Me:You trust a comuter screen more than me?

Sakura:Yes. For my untrustworthy computer which tells no truth, has spoken. As for you, I think the computer is of more knowledge as to whether or not you are online.

So, the person I am speaking to is nothing more than a mere illusion.

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:35 pm

BWHAHAHa!!!! xd The power of my deleted-ness! It's rocks.

I am hated offline.

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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:10 pm

Tifa7: aw...it was going to be meat soup...with broccoli and cheese though...we could have milk and juice on the side...

Sakura4: So was I going to be served with the broccoli and cheese? Or as an appetizer?

(...a few posts later...)

Sakura4: And is this consumer... picky? I don't think they'd properly appreciate a Sakura A La Mode. If I'm gonna be eaten, it'll be by a connoisseur, darn it!

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:51 pm

Sakura: I'm going to stare into the emptyness because its fun

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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:28 pm

Tifa7

Sakura: I'm going to stare into the emptyness because its fun

When did I say that? gonk

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:42 am

( A summer night during a celebration, Adi is drunk on Ochilum. (His own acidic mix))

Adi: .. Damnit Zefrish! eat teh phood! domokun

Uruviel (Female elf): Adi... What are you doing to poor Zephyris? neutral (Adi's dragon)

Adi: ...HeeeEE wunt eat! *hic* surprised

Uru: .... Maybe that's because you're trying to feed his rear.

Adi: *Hugs* riar! Ieee knew wut I'm doin! ...damn.. you neeed to shaaAaves.. prickle beard! xp

Uru: I'm no liar. And why are you hugging a pine tree? confused

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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:31 pm

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Sakura: I'm going to stare into the emptyness because its fun

When did I say that? gonk

Way long ago...in a castle far away...that was more like a club than a castle...

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:22 pm

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Sakura: I'm going to stare into the emptyness because its fun

When did I say that? gonk

Way long ago...in a castle far away...that was more like a club than a castle...

Ahh, yes... I remember the good ol' gang... That was such a long time ago.

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:20 pm

Exactly. ^-^

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