Rolling some flowers for fortunes~
16. Jasmine - Grace, charm, sensuality
11. Hyacinth - Sincerity and steadfastness
20. Lavender - Peace and serenity
Twitch is dying of laughter. Ok. Back to rp.
Ryker was busy at work tending to beautiful flowers when loud shrieking and yelling echoed out. His head snapped up as he looked in horror as some purple flaming armoured mare was walking straight through the fields, crushing the months of hard work they hard poured into the beautiful blooms. The following large snake slithering through more flowers was not helping either.
He had to act fast. He whistled to Prismella so she could climb onto his back and flew directly into the war path. "Hey ho wait wait wait you're destroying the flowers Ma'am. Could you please move to the walking paths?"
"I care not for your paths. Leave." The mare snorted red smoke into the flutters face. A threat.
Oh boy this...This was going to be hard. He hard to do something though.
"Well ummm your fortune! The flowers can read your fortune you know? They all mean so many different things." Bellona stopped to look at the clearly panicking flutter.
"Leave or I will crush you were you stand." She bared her teeth at him. Her patience was wearing thin, not that it was thick on a good day.
Ryker gulped. This was dangerous. Still. He had to try. He quickly plucked a flower that was in her path.
"Look! Beautiful Jasmine! Such a flower belongs to someone who also shares it's grace, charm, and sensuality~" There was nothing sensual about this mare and he could tell. Still he waved the jasmine around the mare.
She was not impressed nor did she believe his words. Her lips curled up into a snarl as she showed the stupid male her teeth.
"I am giving you until the count of three. One...."
s**t s**t s**t s**t. Ryker panic grabbed another flower.
"How about ummm....Hyacinth! Sincerity and steadfastness! It's totally you you know!"Bellona began to stomp her hoof in the ground. The poor flowers crushed by her. The flaming red fire by her hooves was getting larger and thus causing the flowers around her to become singed.
"Two..."Prismella was panicking.
"Ryker. Just leave her. She means business." His familiar pleaded with him as she ignored the eye brow waggles from the much large male down by this...Mare with murderous intents.
He had one more chance and he was taking it.
"Ummm ummm here! Lavender! Representing peace and serenity yes yes this is totally you!" The stallion stammered out as Prismella leaped off of him.
"Prim!- Umm umm you know these flowers! Such a bouquet! They are speaking to me clearly! Your fortune! I have it!" The sun disappeared behind the form of the mare looming over the flutter stallion. Her eyes were narrowed.
"And pray, do tell me. What do these flowers speak to you?"Ryker was trembling.
"That ummm...Such a kind soul like yourself will you know...Get on the path and peacefully leave the fields alone?" He smiled nervously as he presented the three flowers to the mare.
The was a long silence before she finally spoke again.
"Three..."===============================
"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE!" Prismella wailed as she finished wrapping up poor Ryker in bandages.
"The fields are RUINED! She went crazy!"Ryker was in too much pain to argue.
"I didn't think she'd burn off all my hair! My locks!""It will grow back at least." Prismella scoffed.
"Maybe in time for next year's harvest...And stop with those flower fortunes! They aren't worth whatever the heck that was!" WC: 580
Total: 856
