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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:17 pm
You know what this is. I'm a fatty in my soul and these are IMPORTANT
Prepare yourself.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:20 pm
[...[ Arby's Sauce ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1/2 cup ketchup
1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
4-6 tbsp water
4-5 drops tabasco sauce
1/4 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp garlic powder
2 tbsp brown sugar
1/4 tsp salt
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Mix all that together in a small saucepan and heat over medium heat.
Stir for 10 minutes.
You can store this in a sealed container in the fridge for 3-6 weeks.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:22 pm
[...[ Little Caesars Pizza Sauce ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1/2 tsp dried basil
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powdere
1 tsp dried oregano
1 (15oz) can tomato puree
1/2 tsp black peper
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp sugar
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Mix all ingredients together in a small saucepan over medium heat.
Stir until well combined and fragrant. (5 ish minutes)
Serve immediately.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:24 pm
[...[ KFC Seasoning Dupe ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1/2 tbsp thyme
1 tbsp dried mustard
1/2 tbsp basil
4 tbsp paprika
3 tbsp white pepper
1 tbsp ground ginger
1 tbsp celery salt
2 tbsp garlic salt
1/3 tsp salt
1/3 tbsp oregano
1 tbsp black pepper
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Add to ya'll crushed breadcrumbs before coating chicken.
MARINATE YOUR DAMN CHICKEN BEFOREHAND.
Coat flour, egg, breadcrumbs. Don't be a weirdo.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:26 pm
[...[ Satay Sauce ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1/2 cup peanut butter
1/2 cup coconut millk
1/4 cup warm water
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp red curry paste
1 lime, juiced
1 tsp brown sugar
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Mix all ingredients together. Brush onto cooked chicken skewers. Or dip if you're cool.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:27 pm
[...[ Cajun Spice Blend ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
2 tbsp cumin
2 tbsp coriander
2 tbsp smoked paprika
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp pepper
Cayenne pepper to taste
1 tbsp dried oregano
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Mix all ingredients together.
Store in an airtight container for up to 6 months.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:29 pm
[...[ Chocolate Syrup ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1 cup water
1 1/2 cups sugar
1/3 cup cocoa powder
1/2 tbsp vanilla extract
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Heat water in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat.
Add sugar and stir until dissolved.
Slowly add in cocoa powder and keep stirring.
Bring mixture to a boil.
Stir for 3 minutes at a soft boil.
Remove from heat and stir in vanilla.
Keep in an airtight container in refrigerator for up to 3 weeks.
Bonus points if it's in an old chocolate syrup container.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:31 pm
[...[Taco Seasoning ]...] For white people taco night 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
2 tbsp chili powder
2 tbsp ground cumin
1 1/2 tsp onion powder
1 1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp oregano
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Mix all ingredients together.
Add to your meat of choice.
Just like the packet but not for suss people.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:32 pm
[...[ Coffee Spice ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
2 tbsp ground ginger
2 tbsp ground cardamom
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Combine all ingredients and store in an airtight container.
Add 1/4 tsp of spice blend to your ground coffee before brewing. (Per 2 cups)
For funsies, add a 1/4 tsp of spice blend to your milk before frothing that s**t.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:35 pm
[...[ Sriracha Salt ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1 1/2 cups salt (coarse or fine)
1/4 cup Sriracha sauce (or hot sauce of choice)
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Preheat oven to 250F
In a small bowl, mix your salt and sauce until well blended.
Spread salt mix onto a parchment lined baking sheet.
Put in the oven and drop the temperature to 200F.
Bake for 5 minutes, take out and stir. Bake for 5 minutes more.
Turn off your oven and leave the salt inside for 8 hours or overnight.
DO NOT open your oven door.
After the rest period, break up the salt with your hands, or with a food processor.
Store in an airtight container for up to 6 months.
USE ON EVERYTHING YOU COWARD
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:37 pm
[...[ Yum Yum Sauce ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1 cup mayonnaise (if you don't make it fresh, at least make sure it's the good kind, ya jerk)
3 tbsp ketchup
1 tbsp sriracha sauce
1 tsp paprika
1 tbsp rice vinegar
1 tbsp mirin
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp onion powder
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Mix all ingredients together.
Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 3 weeks.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:40 pm
[...[ Popeyes Cocktail Sauce ]...] 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
1 cup ketchup
2 tbsp horseradish
1/4 cup lemon juice
1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tbsp garlic powder
1 tbsp onion powder
1 tsp ground pepper
1/2 tsp salt
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
Whisk all ingredients together and chill for at least 2 hours.
Store in the refrigerator for up to 2 weeks.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 2:44 pm
[...[ Mountain Dew Jelly ]...] This one is a hilarious gift. Appreciate it. 𝕀𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤
4 cups mountain dew
4 cups sugar
1 packet fruit pectin
2 tbsp lemon juice
𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤
In a large saucepan, combine the Dew and your lemon juice.
Gradually stir in the fruit pectin and bring the mix to a boil over medium-high heat, STIRRING CONSTANTLY.
Add the sugar and keep stirring to dissolve, keeping it on a gentle boil.
Stir for 1 minute after the sugar dissolves, keeping it at a rolling boil.
Skim off any foam.
Ladle the hot jelly into prepared jars, leaving a 1/4 inch headspace.
Wipe the rims of the jars with a clean towel, and seal with lids and rings.
Process the jars in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes to ensure they are sealed properly.
Do not burn your hands when you transfer them to a towel to cool off.
Use the correct tools and don't be dumb about it.
Store in a cool dark place. Refrigerate after opening.
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