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 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:48 pm
Come on, guys! This is an Undertale guild! And we don't even have a place for jokes or puns? Yukata be kidding me!
Or kitten me. cat_wink
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:55 pm
I'll also be posting lame - I mean AWESOME - jokes to keep the forum alive.
And to also amuse myself while I wait for puns.
I am a very bored person, and you should all be afraid. Very afraid. Treble things happen when I'm bored.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:14 pm
What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside?
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooots!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:30 pm
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:42 pm
What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:48 pm
Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:52 pm
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:59 pm
What do you call a pony's cough?
A little hoarse!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:12 pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?
Russell.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:30 pm
Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean?
He wanted some arr and arr.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:09 pm
What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
Hip-pop!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:20 pm
Why are all the frogs around here dead?
'Cause they keep croaking!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:39 pm
What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:56 pm
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look a little pail!
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