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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:51 pm

chibi 16-year old blocked the bright sunlight with his auto-mail arm, his hair brushing the back of his neck.
"Where are they...?" he murmered, pissed off.
Shielding his face once again, he looked down the road.
Several fangirls stood in a cafe, watching the lone Full Metal.
And then the brave one approached, tapping the Chibi alchemist on the shoulder.
"Excuse me, little miss, but you seem lost."
The FullMetal turned around, anger stamped all over his face.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULDN'T DRINK FROM THE TOILET EVEN IF HE WANTED TO?"
Ed stiffened, and turned around, his hands dangerously close.
"Ooohhh s**t," the Fanboy mumbled, realizing the infamous Alchemist's temper.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULDN'T DRINK FROM THE TOILET EVEN IF HE WANTE--!" The alchmist exploded, but he didn't get very far, seeing as the fan boy pressed his lips against the alchemists.
Ed froze, and then his eyes widened with fury.Pushing the fan boy away, he screamed.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" ShortMetal Alchemist screamed, and blushed, running down the road screaming
"FREAK" the whole way, wiping his hands on his mouth.
Stopping, he got an evil idea. Calmly, he recolected himself,
and walked back up to the fanboy...who was still standing there,
amazed at his own stupidity and courage.
Standing in front of the fan boy, Ed clapped his hands and dropped to the ground, and the fanboy melted...into a toaster.
Picking it up, he heard the call of "NII-SAN!" and ran towards Al.
"Hey, Al, I got you a gag gift," Ed lied, grinning.
"Nii-sann, lemme see!" Al yelled, half hoping he was kidding..about the gag part, of course.
"here, Al!" Ed grinned, placing the toaster in Al's metal arms.
Al stared for a minute, then burst out laughing.
"A TOASTER?But..brother.." Al whined, his voice echoing through the suit of armour.
"It's name is winry..."
"THANK YOU BROTHER THANK YOU!"
Ed stared.Hard.
"Wait a second, Al...you never told me that!"
Al stopped, and if it was possible for a metal suit of armour to blush, Al acheived it.

--FIN XD