This is, obviously, out of character because Cronus "The Maverick Bard" Ampora does not ship.

Any whoosit! This is probably going to be very VERY long, so to save everyone, I'll put the ship lists in spoilers.



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Cronus/Kankri | Cronus/Eridan | Karkat/Gamzee | Porrim/Latula | Nepeta/Karkat | Nepeta/Equius | Cronus/Equius | Feferi/Aradia | Terezi/Kanaya | Terezi/Rufioh | Rose/Eridan | Dave/Davesprite | Dave/Dirk | Davesprite/Karkat | Tavros/Jake | Damara/Vriska | Sollux/Mituna | Signless/Karkat | Meenah/Damara | Nepeta/Horuss | (probably more)

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Cronus/Karkat | Cronus/Dave | Cronus/Davesprite | Cronus/Bro | Cronus/Horuss | Cronus/Kurloz | Cronus/Dualscar | Cronus/John | Cronus/Dadbert | Cronus/Roxy | Cronus/Mituna | Cronus/Signless | Cronus/Psiioniic | Karkat/Dave | Karkat/John | Karkat/Davesprite | Karkat/Bro | Karkat/Psiioniic | Karkat/Sollux | Cronus/Sollux | Karkat/Tavros | Sollux/Equius | Sollux/Kurloz | Eridan/Karkat | Eridan/Kurloz | Eridan/Sollux | Eridan/Equius | Eridan/Bro | Eridan/Dave | Eridan/Psiioniic | Eridan/Tavros | Dualscar/Psiioniic | Dualscar/Kankri | Droog/Dadbert | Slick/Droog | Hearts/Bro | Slick/Signless | Droog/Signless | Droog/Cronus

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Dave/Karkat | Rose/Eridan | Karkat/Jade | Jade/Terezi | Terezi/Karkat | Sollux/Eridan | Sollux/Equius | Dualscar/Dolorosa | Dualscar/Signless | Cronus/Kankri | Cronus/Porrim | Cronus/Damara | Dirk/Dave | Bro/Alpha!Bro | Dirk/Jake | John/Terezi | Dave/Vriska | Dave/Cronus | Davesprite/Dave