This ad... is carved directly onto the wood of the Sign Board. It's just a touch wobbly.They say every girl's looking for a Sharp Man, don't they? Well then. I'm your candidate, if that's so. I wont trot around the subject, I don't expect you to fall in eternal love with me... But I wont say Neigh if you do.
If you like the gentle sound of rain on a barn door, or enjoy horsing around with a stable friend... If being neighked doesn't bother you...
Come by and say Hay.
'Rikh
