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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:30 am
Literally everything is because of Tobirama. Let's get started: Who split up Madara and Hashirama's epic bromance? The guy who killed Madara's brother: ******** put the Uchiha in charge of civil unrest/police jobs so they can get hated like modern day cops? Tobi. The ********. Rama. If it weren't for Tobirama: The uchiha would of just integrated normally, well better than how things went down, there would be no god mode zombies and naruto would be down his greatest trick. Oh wait, don't need a trick when the entire world stayed at peace and Itachi would still be around to save the day. No clan rage: No itachi wasted as fodder to clean up. Itachi in village: Tsunade helps him. Itachi at full health: New Hokage. Hokage Itachi DEMOLISHES anything that troubles the village. (Seriously: Imagine full power Itachi laying down his life for his lil brother in a fight against Obito.) ((Tbh Obito isn't even THAT strong when put up against Itachi.)) Heck, if Tobirama didn't kill Izuna Uchiha(Madara's brother) then Madara would just go blind. They'd never discover eternal mangekyo. That or Tsunade fails at being a medical ninja. EVERYTHING IS TOBIRAMA'S FAULT. gonk Bonus round: Who does Orochimaru respect and admire the most? Tobi-You guessed it- rama. This man. Bonus bonus:
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:57 pm
Tru BUT WHAT ABOUT HAGOROMO EH? he's the real dickbutt, he's like 'yo Asura you can b my heir lol bye' *dies* Indra like 'wat. WAT.' I would be salty 2, I mean come on Indra was decent until the huge family rift. HAGOROMO patented WAR BRINGS PEACE™
But seriously Tobirama be like 'hmmmm what can I do to make the world a safer place...hmmmmm I KNOW, ZOMBIES, PERFECT.' Enslaving dead beings to your will, not questionable at all!
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:54 pm
Nephsech Tru BUT WHAT ABOUT HAGOROMO EH? he's the real dickbutt, he's like 'yo Asura you can b my heir lol bye' *dies* Indra like 'wat. WAT.' I would be salty 2, I mean come on Indra was decent until the huge family rift. HAGOROMO patented WAR BRINGS PEACE™ But seriously Tobirama be like 'hmmmm what can I do to make the world a safer place...hmmmmm I KNOW, ZOMBIES, PERFECT.' Enslaving dead beings to your will, not questionable at all! You know what this means right? There needs to be a "Top 5 Worst Parents in Naruto" thread. Though I can only really think of two... Hago and Bunnygirl being them... Most everyone else either had dead parents or good parents? I think... my memory is foggy. Tobirama: Yee I ******** s**t up good, no?
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:13 am
Envoy of Void There needs to be a "Top 5 Worst Parents in Naruto" thread. PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 8:51 am
SS_ShitStorm Envoy of Void There needs to be a "Top 5 Worst Parents in Naruto" thread. PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE. I totally WANT To, but I literally can't recall much of parents in the manga... Does Asuma/shikamaru even count? In that case, Jiraiya is like a really good granddad for Naruto. In which case... Gaara's mom is god tier. His dad is LOL HIS PARENTS. ONE IS GOOD, ONE IS AWFUL. They're like opposites.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:45 pm
Envoy of Void SS_ShitStorm Envoy of Void There needs to be a "Top 5 Worst Parents in Naruto" thread. PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE. I totally WANT To, but I literally can't recall much of parents in the manga... Does Asuma/shikamaru even count? In that case, Jiraiya is like a really good granddad for Naruto. In which case... Gaara's mom is god tier. His dad is LOL HIS PARENTS. ONE IS GOOD, ONE IS AWFUL. They're like opposites. Only one I can consider the worst would be Haku's father.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:46 pm
Nephsech But seriously Tobirama be like 'hmmmm what can I do to make the world a safer place...hmmmmm I KNOW, ZOMBIES, PERFECT.' Enslaving dead beings to your will, not questionable at all! See, this, this right here, is why I think Tobirama is a bad person. At the very least, he has some serious issues.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:02 pm
Envoy of Void SS_ShitStorm Envoy of Void There needs to be a "Top 5 Worst Parents in Naruto" thread. PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE. I totally WANT To, but I literally can't recall much of parents in the manga... Does Asuma/shikamaru even count? In that case, Jiraiya is like a really good granddad for Naruto. In which case... Gaara's mom is god tier. His dad is LOL HIS PARENTS. ONE IS GOOD, ONE IS AWFUL. They're like opposites. Jiraiya might actually suck in that capacity tho because even though he's his godfather he just ditched town when Kushina and Minato died and Naruto was raised in an orphanage. That's actually pretty shitty I don't even think he had a good reason. Oh Hashirama got Tsunade addicted to gambling when she was like 5 and that has haunted her her entire adult life so he probably counts too. Also Hiashi kind of disowned Hinata before she even graduated so I guess he counts too. Oh and Kakashi's dad killed himself so there's that. ALSO WE CAN'T FORGET SASUKE HOLY ******** SASUKE. d**k didn't even know what his ******** 12 year old daughter looked like what the hell. Fatherhood : Not even once.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:19 pm
TheMainCharacter1 Envoy of Void SS_ShitStorm Envoy of Void There needs to be a "Top 5 Worst Parents in Naruto" thread. PLEASE DO THIS PLEASE. I totally WANT To, but I literally can't recall much of parents in the manga... Does Asuma/shikamaru even count? In that case, Jiraiya is like a really good granddad for Naruto. In which case... Gaara's mom is god tier. His dad is LOL HIS PARENTS. ONE IS GOOD, ONE IS AWFUL. They're like opposites. Only one I can consider the worst would be Haku's father. HAKU HAS A DAD?! s**t. Naruto so old I can't even remember that far back in the mango. SS_ShitStorm Jiraiya might actually suck in that capacity tho because even though he's his godfather he just ditched town when Kushina and Minato died and Naruto was raised in an orphanage. That's actually pretty shitty I don't even think he had a good reason. Oh Hashirama got Tsunade addicted to gambling when she was like 5 and that has haunted her her entire adult life so he probably counts too. Also Hiashi kind of disowned Hinata before she even graduated so I guess he counts too. Oh and Kakashi's dad killed himself so there's that. ALSO WE CAN'T FORGET SASUKE HOLY ******** SASUKE. d**k didn't even know what his ******** 12 year old daughter looked like what the hell. Fatherhood : Not even once. jesus unholy... I think you'd make a better thread than me. I forgot most of tho---well I didn't, but it's like you just get used to how things are after getting so into the lore of it all and you don't take a step back to compare to how it would fare on people actually. Like I'm legit chill with the idea of eye transplants when in reality that isn't even a possibility at the moment for actual eyes.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:34 pm
Envoy of Void Literally everything is because of Tobirama. Let's get started: Who split up Madara and Hashirama's epic bromance? The guy who killed Madara's brother: ******** put the Uchiha in charge of civil unrest/police jobs so they can get hated like modern day cops? Tobi. The ********. Rama. If it weren't for Tobirama: The uchiha would of just integrated normally, well better than how things went down, there would be no god mode zombies and naruto would be down his greatest trick. Oh wait, don't need a trick when the entire world stayed at peace and Itachi would still be around to save the day. No clan rage: No itachi wasted as fodder to clean up. Itachi in village: Tsunade helps him. Itachi at full health: New Hokage. Hokage Itachi DEMOLISHES anything that troubles the village. (Seriously: Imagine full power Itachi laying down his life for his lil brother in a fight against Obito.) ((Tbh Obito isn't even THAT strong when put up against Itachi.)) Heck, if Tobirama didn't kill Izuna Uchiha(Madara's brother) then Madara would just go blind. They'd never discover eternal mangekyo. That or Tsunade fails at being a medical ninja. EVERYTHING IS TOBIRAMA'S FAULT. gonk Whoa Whoa Whoa, ease up for a second. You all are coming down way too hard on Tobirama. Everything he did either wasn't that bad, or was justified at the time. First of all, you blame him for killing Izuna, while In a War? What did you honestly expect him to do? Should he have sacrificed his own life so Izuna could live and Madara wouldn't get all pissy? It's not like Tobirama covertly poisoned the dude either, he straight up defeated him in an honorable one on one fight. And Madara wouldn't have been an issue if Hashirama had just let Tobirama take him out. Most of the Uchiha had already defected at that point anyways, so there was no need to keep Madara around. Tobirama would have been the hero for killing the main villain of the show. As to your other points, all of those issues can actually be attributed to to none other than Hiruzen Sarutobi. Sure Tobirama's zombie jutsu wasn't the best idea, but he stopped using it once the village was founded, and locked it away so no one else could use it. Of course, once Hiruzen comes around, all security on the forbidden scrolls goes to s**t. Naruto, who wasn't even a proper ninja at the time, was able to steal a secret scroll under Hiruzen's watch. Hell, I'm sure Hiruzen probably just gave the zombie jutsu to Orochimaru when he asked for it. And then there's the Uchiha. They clearly weren't integrating properly, so Tobirama gave them a position that utilized their abilities while also filling a vital role for the village. It strengthened the village while allowing the Uchiha retain their clan identity. Was it a perfect choice? No. But it was the best choice available, and that's what defines Tobirama. He makes the hard choices when nobody else can or will. And you'll notice that the Uchiha did fine while Tobirama was around. Of course once Hiruzen gets there everything crumbles. It was his poor leadership that caused the rift to form between the Uchiha and the village, and lead to their unrest and eventual massacre. Let's not forget that Hiruzen was also the one who -sent Obito on the mission that turned him evil -trained Orochimaru, fostered his delusions of grandeur, and then let him escape -allowed Danzo to form root and subvert the safety of the village. If anything, Tobirama was the only Hokage to effectively run the village. Hashirama was too self-sacrificing, Hiruzen was too weak-willed and laissez faire, Minato died too young, and Tsunade didn't have the strength to protect the village. Tobirama was the Hokage Konoha needed.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:28 pm
Bugz Master Envoy of Void Literally everything is because of Tobirama. Let's get started: Who split up Madara and Hashirama's epic bromance? The guy who killed Madara's brother: ******** put the Uchiha in charge of civil unrest/police jobs so they can get hated like modern day cops? Tobi. The ********. Rama. If it weren't for Tobirama: The uchiha would of just integrated normally, well better than how things went down, there would be no god mode zombies and naruto would be down his greatest trick. Oh wait, don't need a trick when the entire world stayed at peace and Itachi would still be around to save the day. No clan rage: No itachi wasted as fodder to clean up. Itachi in village: Tsunade helps him. Itachi at full health: New Hokage. Hokage Itachi DEMOLISHES anything that troubles the village. (Seriously: Imagine full power Itachi laying down his life for his lil brother in a fight against Obito.) ((Tbh Obito isn't even THAT strong when put up against Itachi.)) Heck, if Tobirama didn't kill Izuna Uchiha(Madara's brother) then Madara would just go blind. They'd never discover eternal mangekyo. That or Tsunade fails at being a medical ninja. EVERYTHING IS TOBIRAMA'S FAULT. gonk Whoa Whoa Whoa, ease up for a second. You all are coming down way too hard on Tobirama. Everything he did either wasn't that bad, or was justified at the time. First of all, you blame him for killing Izuna, while In a War? What did you honestly expect him to do? Should he have sacrificed his own life so Izuna could live and Madara wouldn't get all pissy? It's not like Tobirama covertly poisoned the dude either, he straight up defeated him in an honorable one on one fight. And Madara wouldn't have been an issue if Hashirama had just let Tobirama take him out. Most of the Uchiha had already defected at that point anyways, so there was no need to keep Madara around. Tobirama would have been the hero for killing the main villain of the show. As to your other points, all of those issues can actually be attributed to to none other than Hiruzen Sarutobi. Sure Tobirama's zombie jutsu wasn't the best idea, but he stopped using it once the village was founded, and locked it away so no one else could use it. Of course, once Hiruzen comes around, all security on the forbidden scrolls goes to s**t. Naruto, who wasn't even a proper ninja at the time, was able to steal a secret scroll under Hiruzen's watch. Hell, I'm sure Hiruzen probably just gave the zombie jutsu to Orochimaru when he asked for it. And then there's the Uchiha. They clearly weren't integrating properly, so Tobirama gave them a position that utilized their abilities while also filling a vital role for the village. It strengthened the village while allowing the Uchiha retain their clan identity. Was it a perfect choice? No. But it was the best choice available, and that's what defines Tobirama. He makes the hard choices when nobody else can or will. And you'll notice that the Uchiha did fine while Tobirama was around. Of course once Hiruzen gets there everything crumbles. It was his poor leadership that caused the rift to form between the Uchiha and the village, and lead to their unrest and eventual massacre. Let's not forget that Hiruzen was also the one who -sent Obito on the mission that turned him evil -trained Orochimaru, fostered his delusions of grandeur, and then let him escape -allowed Danzo to form root and subvert the safety of the village. If anything, Tobirama was the only Hokage to effectively run the village. Hashirama was too self-sacrificing, Hiruzen was too weak-willed and laissez faire, Minato died too young, and Tsunade didn't have the strength to protect the village. Tobirama was the Hokage Konoha needed. ... and *who* picked Hiruzen to become Hokage? Was it the man who told his brother "Yo, bro, you can't just make Madara Hokage. What happened to the democratic process that this nation was founded on?" (which ultimately set Madara off on his crazy nearly century long revenge scheme) and the proceed to be like <******** democracy, I want him to be Hokage and I can do that because I'M Homage"? I think it was.
I'm just saying.... he's a bad dude.
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 6:50 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:56 am
Bugz Master Envoy of Void Literally everything is because of Tobirama. Let's get started: Who split up Madara and Hashirama's epic bromance? The guy who killed Madara's brother: ******** put the Uchiha in charge of civil unrest/police jobs so they can get hated like modern day cops? Tobi. The ********. Rama. If it weren't for Tobirama: The uchiha would of just integrated normally, well better than how things went down, there would be no god mode zombies and naruto would be down his greatest trick. Oh wait, don't need a trick when the entire world stayed at peace and Itachi would still be around to save the day. No clan rage: No itachi wasted as fodder to clean up. Itachi in village: Tsunade helps him. Itachi at full health: New Hokage. Hokage Itachi DEMOLISHES anything that troubles the village. (Seriously: Imagine full power Itachi laying down his life for his lil brother in a fight against Obito.) ((Tbh Obito isn't even THAT strong when put up against Itachi.)) Heck, if Tobirama didn't kill Izuna Uchiha(Madara's brother) then Madara would just go blind. They'd never discover eternal mangekyo. That or Tsunade fails at being a medical ninja. EVERYTHING IS TOBIRAMA'S FAULT. gonk Whoa Whoa Whoa, ease up for a second. You all are coming down way too hard on Tobirama. Everything he did either wasn't that bad, or was justified at the time. First of all, you blame him for killing Izuna, while In a War? What did you honestly expect him to do? Should he have sacrificed his own life so Izuna could live and Madara wouldn't get all pissy? It's not like Tobirama covertly poisoned the dude either, he straight up defeated him in an honorable one on one fight. And Madara wouldn't have been an issue if Hashirama had just let Tobirama take him out. Most of the Uchiha had already defected at that point anyways, so there was no need to keep Madara around. Tobirama would have been the hero for killing the main villain of the show. As to your other points, all of those issues can actually be attributed to to none other than Hiruzen Sarutobi. Sure Tobirama's zombie jutsu wasn't the best idea, but he stopped using it once the village was founded, and locked it away so no one else could use it. Of course, once Hiruzen comes around, all security on the forbidden scrolls goes to s**t. Naruto, who wasn't even a proper ninja at the time, was able to steal a secret scroll under Hiruzen's watch. Hell, I'm sure Hiruzen probably just gave the zombie jutsu to Orochimaru when he asked for it. And then there's the Uchiha. They clearly weren't integrating properly, so Tobirama gave them a position that utilized their abilities while also filling a vital role for the village. It strengthened the village while allowing the Uchiha retain their clan identity. Was it a perfect choice? No. But it was the best choice available, and that's what defines Tobirama. He makes the hard choices when nobody else can or will. And you'll notice that the Uchiha did fine while Tobirama was around. Of course once Hiruzen gets there everything crumbles. It was his poor leadership that caused the rift to form between the Uchiha and the village, and lead to their unrest and eventual massacre. Let's not forget that Hiruzen was also the one who -sent Obito on the mission that turned him evil -trained Orochimaru, fostered his delusions of grandeur, and then let him escape -allowed Danzo to form root and subvert the safety of the village. If anything, Tobirama was the only Hokage to effectively run the village. Hashirama was too self-sacrificing, Hiruzen was too weak-willed and laissez faire, Minato died too young, and Tsunade didn't have the strength to protect the village. Tobirama was the Hokage Konoha needed. Tobirama MORTALLY wounded Izuna. Which leads to his death. He could of just used less lethal techniques and kept the guy around as a sparing partner: like hashirama and madara. Neither of them KILLED each other until they HAD to. Tobirama never saw anyone as his rival, just an obstacle to kill. Madara is needed in the world for they had a chance to contain Indra's chakra in him with peace. If he is killed, then another hateful indra is made. Any progress Hashi made on befriending him is LOST. Tobirama trained and left Hiruzen in charge... Literally falls on Tobirama's lap for his disciples being total tards. Tobirama didn't need to take into account the clan's pride and probably didn't do that at all. He just wanted them to be in a place where he could easily keep tabs on them. Why didn't they try a coup when he was around? They KNEW he looked at them as fodder. He even placed them on village outskirts so if anything happens, they were the first line of defense. He didn't GIVE them power. They already had a massive power advantage over the other senju clans and he just wanted to pacify them by having that power in his hands as police figures who would be his lap dogs. You pacify the strong by giving them a false sense of power. Who would rebel against that which calls them good? It was a cute trick, but the uchiha got too much hate from being THE ONLY police force. And they BARELY let Itachi into the Anbus and didn't trust him worth a damn and even then he had to be the top of the top to prove himself. Things were stacked AGAINST uchiha since Tobirama's reign. Tobirama MADE hiruzen and danzo. If he could get his s**t together and make those two work as one, that would of made the future brighter. Hiruzen did far more good than bad in comparison: He let Itachi stop an internal war. He stopped the nine tails and took over for a second term. His pupils actually go on to create ninja that save the world. He fosters and treats the entire village like family... LIKE THE FIRST. All these good things in Hiruzen are from Hashi, but all the weakness and crap went straight to Danzo and because Hiruzen had to pick up the s**t storm Tobi left: he fell.
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 9:25 am
Envoy of Void Literally everything is because of Tobirama. Tobirama MORTALLY wounded Izuna. Which leads to his death. He could of just used less lethal techniques and kept the guy around as a sparing partner: like hashirama and madara. Neither of them KILLED each other until they HAD to. Tobirama never saw anyone as his rival, just an obstacle to kill. Madara is needed in the world for they had a chance to contain Indra's chakra in him with peace. If he is killed, then another hateful indra is made. Any progress Hashi made on befriending him is LOST. Tobirama trained and left Hiruzen in charge... Literally falls on Tobirama's lap for his disciples being total tards. Tobirama didn't need to take into account the clan's pride and probably didn't do that at all. He just wanted them to be in a place where he could easily keep tabs on them. Why didn't they try a coup when he was around? They KNEW he looked at them as fodder. He even placed them on village outskirts so if anything happens, they were the first line of defense. He didn't GIVE them power. They already had a massive power advantage over the other senju clans and he just wanted to pacify them by having that power in his hands as police figures who would be his lap dogs. You pacify the strong by giving them a false sense of power. Who would rebel against that which calls them good? It was a cute trick, but the uchiha got too much hate from being THE ONLY police force. And they BARELY let Itachi into the Anbus and didn't trust him worth a damn and even then he had to be the top of the top to prove himself. Things were stacked AGAINST uchiha since Tobirama's reign. Tobirama MADE hiruzen and danzo. If he could get his s**t together and make those two work as one, that would of made the future brighter. Hiruzen did far more good than bad in comparison: He let Itachi stop an internal war. He stopped the nine tails and took over for a second term. His pupils actually go on to create ninja that save the world. He fosters and treats the entire village like family... LIKE THE FIRST. All these good things in Hiruzen are from Hashi, but all the weakness and crap went straight to Danzo and because Hiruzen had to pick up the s**t storm Tobi left: he fell. Really!? Really!?!?! I don't know what kind of utopia you come from, but I'm pretty sure when you are in a ******** war you don't treat the enemy as a sparring partner. You don't think Izuna was trying to kill Tobirama too? Oh no, and I'm sure all of Tobirama's and Izuna's younger brothers were killed in "sparring accidents". It was all just fun and games until hundreds of people were accidentally stabbed to death in sparring mishaps. Tobirama gave the Uchiha responsibility and the opportunity to help the village, which was publicly a sign that he trusted them. They weren't restricted to just the police either. Tobirama had an Uchiha on his team just before he died. And Itachi's issues with ANBU happened decades after Tobirama's death, and only occurred because Hiruzen let their relationship with the village go to s**t. As far as Hiruzen and Danzo go, they did function as a team while Tobirama was around. He did everything he could to mold them into honorable ninjas, and both showed promise while he was alive, but you can't honestly expect him to change their underlying personalities. He gave them every opportunity to be great, and they failed. And speaking of Hiruzen, I never said he didn't have good intentions. I agree he wanted to treat the village like a family, but he failed as a leader because he was weak willed and couldn't accomplish anything. -Letting Itachi massacre a whole clan isn't a sign he was good. Thats an act of cowardice. He let many innocent people die, and let Itachi take all the blame, because he failed to maintain a relationship with the Uchiha. -Yes, one of his students trained good ninja, be the other one (his favorite) went on to become a child killing psychopath, which he did absolutely nothing to stop. And lets not forget that many of Jiraya's views were formed during his travels away from Hiruzen, while Orochimaru stayed in the village and Hiruzen for a long wanted him to be the next Hokage. -For someone who thought of he village as his family, Hiruzen certainly let a lot of young orphans live on their own...
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 12:32 pm
Bugz Master -For someone who thought of he village as his family, Hiruzen certainly let a lot of young orphans live on their own... Hiruzen's an a*****e.
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