Post links to Naruto stuff you've written. If your work contains mature content just link to your author profile on whatever site you're using to keep the TOS happy.
Also I can't speak for everyone but I will assure you that I won't (intentionally) be a d**k. When it comes to writing I like to be helpful. Doesn't matter how old/embarrassing/cringeworthy/crack it is so don't be squeamish. I'll b gentle bby I promise. heart
EDIT : Lemme just go ahead and fling some crap at you guys.
It's mostly youfic (You aka the reader x Character) but there's one multichapter SakuHina thing up there too.
ignore the sexy robot clang clang stuff if you can
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 8:36 pm
I could cry, I thought I'd never written any fanfic ever.... then I remembered... IT I took part/was forced into writing a segment of a round robin fanfic for a Naruto event a few years back. An alice in wonderland/Naruto crossover omg...
"Oh, would you look at that- I’m late again." Naruto jolted up when he heard someone talking, and opened his eyes to realize it was already morning, he had slept through the night! Just then a figure rushed past- wearing a waistcoat, suit pants, black shoes and a monocle over his left eye, the usual mask covering the lower half of his face, was-
"Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing here?" Naruto rushed towards the man, who swiftly dodged away from him, and looking at a gold pocket watch he'd taken from his waistcoat, said, "I shall simply have to tell them that I got lost on the road of life," then continued to read his book, which Naruto recognized as one of his favorite perverted books. Then he noticed something really strange-
Kakashi-Sensei had rabbit ears!!
& When he reached the end of the path, he saw familiar faces. They were sitting at a huge table, but three of them were gathered in one corner.
"Oi, Bushy Brows, Bushy Brows-sensei! Why are you two here?" asked Naruto. They looked at him strangely, but when they tried to reply, he shouted, ”And what are you two doing with Neji! Oh My God, why isn't he moving?! Have you two killed Neji?!" "What are you talking about?" asked Gai-sensei. "I am the Mad Hatter, and this is the March Hare," Gai-sensei announced, pointing at Lee. "And this guy,” he continued, while the 'March Hare' was pouring some tea on Neji's nose, "is the Doormouse. There are no 'Nejis' here."
I actually wrote a few, but I think those were posted in Naruto forums a while back, LOL. Like, Itachi x Magic School bus. That was ******** gold.
I'mma post it for folks who haven't read it. It's an instant turn on, and made me feel things I should only feel while watching a sexy man with eat an ice cream cone.
Warning* These are gross. If you have a weak belly, don't read.
Itachi x The Magic Schoolbus
It was a cold rainy night, and Itachi was walking alone. He didn't have much money on him, so he couldn't rent a hotel. There weren't any caves nor were there any suitable areas to hide under. Itachi walked for 29 minutes until he saw an object in the woods. He walked towards it, shivering and cold. The shadowy object came into clear view. It was a school bus. Itachi looked around and looked back at the bus. "What? Who's is this?" muttered Itachi. He walked up on the door and tried to open it. It was locked. Frustrated, Itachi tried to walk off, when all of the sudden the bus beeped. Itachi spun around in confusion. "Impossible, there was no one in there!" shouted Itachi. The bus's lights turned on and the doors opened. Suddenly, the bus let out a voice, "Come inside me, Itachi." the voice was soft and seductive, kind of like one of those dumb ladies in those gross pornos you find on the Internet. Itachi blushed and took a step inside... Itachi looked around and the smell of roses was in the air. A mysterious thing grabbed at Itachi's robe, sliding it off. "O-ohhhh..." whispered Itachi. The bus's inside got all foggy and the sounds of moa--
Naruto x Sakura
Sakura entered the room, all sweaty and butt naked. A confused Naruto started to shiver, because he didn't like the shape of Sakura's right titty. "S-sakura... weren't you just having at it with Sasuke?" Asks Naruto nervously. Sakura looks down at Naruto as she tries to get into his lap, "I was, but then he started calling for you. I think you should join us." Sakura starts to head back to the bedroom. Naruto watches as she leaves. Shocked and horrified at the grotesque look at Sakura's a*****e, he throws up and leaves the house.
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:52 pm
Itachi -ox
I actually wrote a few, but I think those were posted in Naruto forums a while back, LOL. Like, Itachi x Magic School bus. That was ******** gold.
Do you...you don't still have Kakash ix Balrog do you?
Because I would re-read the s**t outta that.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:53 pm
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I could cry, I thought I'd never written any fanfic ever.... then I remembered... IT I took part/was forced into writing a segment of a round robin fanfic for a Naruto event a few years back. An alice in wonderland/Naruto crossover omg...
"Oh, would you look at that- I’m late again." Naruto jolted up when he heard someone talking, and opened his eyes to realize it was already morning, he had slept through the night! Just then a figure rushed past- wearing a waistcoat, suit pants, black shoes and a monocle over his left eye, the usual mask covering the lower half of his face, was-
"Kakashi-sensei! What are you doing here?" Naruto rushed towards the man, who swiftly dodged away from him, and looking at a gold pocket watch he'd taken from his waistcoat, said, "I shall simply have to tell them that I got lost on the road of life," then continued to read his book, which Naruto recognized as one of his favorite perverted books. Then he noticed something really strange-
Kakashi-Sensei had rabbit ears!!
& When he reached the end of the path, he saw familiar faces. They were sitting at a huge table, but three of them were gathered in one corner.
"Oi, Bushy Brows, Bushy Brows-sensei! Why are you two here?" asked Naruto. They looked at him strangely, but when they tried to reply, he shouted, ”And what are you two doing with Neji! Oh My God, why isn't he moving?! Have you two killed Neji?!" "What are you talking about?" asked Gai-sensei. "I am the Mad Hatter, and this is the March Hare," Gai-sensei announced, pointing at Lee. "And this guy,” he continued, while the 'March Hare' was pouring some tea on Neji's nose, "is the Doormouse. There are no 'Nejis' here."
THERE ARE NO NEJIS HERE.
Do you have a link to the final product? I'm liking what I've read so far.
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:38 pm
SS_ShitStorm
Itachi -ox
I actually wrote a few, but I think those were posted in Naruto forums a while back, LOL. Like, Itachi x Magic School bus. That was ******** gold.
Do you...you don't still have Kakash ix Balrog do you?
Because I would re-read the s**t outta that. Ugh! I really wish I could find that one lol.
I did happen to find Iruka x Watermelon though.
Iruka x Watermelon
Iruka decided to take a trip to the store because he was out of food and needed diner for later. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have much money, because he went out to see the strippers with Kakashi the other night... Iruka opened up his coin purse thing... wallet? and took out a small sum of money. "That should be enough," muttered Iruka to himself. He walked through the store looking for cheap foods that should last him a few days. Iruka looks over, and there sat a plump, beautiful watermelon. "Oh, that's nice," says Iruka as he starts to rub the watermelon. His eyes lit up as he stroked it more and more. A strange sensation of emotion and overwhelming appetite consumed his mind. Iruka let out a soft moan and started to rub his nipples with his left fingers. He looked around the store and then looked down at the melon. "Heh," mumbled Iruka as he got a kunai out and dug a hole into it. "You're gonna be my b***h," says Iruka as he pulls his pants down and---
I know it's probably in a fanfic topic or something.
I just realized I never actually linked to anything.
Um...it's all NejiHina. All of it. Even the stuff that isn't explicitly marked NejiHina is actually NejiHina. So that's your warning; don't like, don't read.
Ah, Summer Vacation Naruto SD style, where everyone in Konoha is on mandatory summer vacation. Pretty crackish, but fun.
The Language of Flowers Oh, lord...the most heartbreaking thing I have ever written. You will hate me for this. I hate me for this! Ino POV.
Ohana AU where Neji and Hinata go to Tokyo Disneyland. It's actually not that happy. Stil not as angsty as Language of Flowers though.
Following the links will show you other fics I've written; some of them are for Naruto, so you can read them if you want, but I only promoted the ones I was most proud of. 3nodding
Also, I didn't write word counts or ratings or anything because you'll see it when you click the link. I figured if my on-the-fly summaries don't entice you to read these, the actual boring stats wouldn't either.
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