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5. Sasuke
I have a hard time even hating this guy. He's an a*****e but everyone just let him be an a*****e with zero consequences so he never had an opportunity to learn what he was doing was wrong. Still deserves a spot on the list though.

4. Kakashi
Shitty teacher, taught Naruto and Sakura nothing and focused all of his attention on Sasuke, who preferred the company of a ***** over his inept a**. The icing on the cake though was Sasuke making him his b***h three chapters before the end and him just taking it.

3. Naruto
Stole my heart pre-shippuden and taught me how to stand up for myself and help those that were suffering around me. Taught me how to be a professional doormat in shippuden. Never have I seen such slow and consistent character degradation. ******** you Naruto, ******** you.

2. Minato
Spend his brief resurrection checking out Sasuke's a** and stopping Kakashi from killing Obito. I guess being a doormat is genetic. Could have stayed alive to raise his infant son by himself but decided to die anyways. Overall coward and p***y.


1. Tsunade
b***h wanted to give Naruto and Jiraiya's bodies over to Orochimaru so he could make flesh puppets of her dead loved ones (she actually seriously considered doing this because she roofied Jiraiya) sent a bunch of 12 year olds after several S rank missing nin, let the best espionage agent the village ever had (Jiraiya) walk off into certain death, didn't even bother to close the village gate knowing full well an invasion was imminent, did nothing to even discourage Danzou or root and let them grow into a full-blown problem right under her nose, and to top it all off her perfect reality was one where Jiraiya was leading her little brother off to god knows where to look at dirty magazines. s**t hokage, s**t teammate, s**t older sister, and s**t character all around. Absolutely deserves her spot here.

Honorable mention : Hinata

I don't want to hate her. I really, really don't want to hate her because she had a shitton of potential and I ship her with Sakura so hard but I also want to kick her in the face so ******** bad. She is so blinded by her love for Naruto she practically creamed her panties over her cousin's warm corpse because Naruto held her hand. Don't get me wrong, Naruto can eat s**t and die but I still feel like he deserved better than her. He was lonely and friendless for years and her only excuse for not being his friend is that she was shy. You know what shyness is? A coward's version of vanity. If you're so ******** afraid of someone not liking you that it prevents you from extending your hand in friendship then you should be afraid because you are a s**t human being.

It's ok with 90%, you can still get into ninja school, just gotta study harder next time. emotion_awesome

I highly disagree. I found her knockers to be a saving grace. Tsunade saved me from many a lonely night. Shame on you for not seeing the good in her physique. mad

Idk man, I've always been more of a breast man than an a** man so yeah, itty bitty's fiiiiine too but I like them going either way, or both. She's a pretty powerful ninja. She can hold her shape just fine. So yeah, brownie points given. Glad you see where I'm coming from.

I knew we perverts could always see eye to eye on these subjects. Heh cool