In curly, sloppy writing;

(Jesus, Ari really likes writing these.)

Dear Lucians and all the nosy little shits who pass by our Commons and actually stop to read these,

There isn't anything to actually inform you on, so don't get worried or whatever. Not that I think any of you three actually do.

I won't be around to say it person, so I might as well write it here: Thanks for a decent year. Despite being the only fourth year around it wasn't particularly bad. Maybe it's just because I was a ******** awesome Head of House. Who knows.

Anyways, as literally the only person graduating this year, I guess this is goodbye.

- Ari

P.S Somebody take this down after everyone's seen it -- but everyone knows the Council is gonna be all over this place soon. You have my number if trouble arises, got it? Or if you get arrested and need somebody to bail you out and wipe your record clear of whatever stupid s**t you guys get into. Don't hesitate to call or text me. Seriously.