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Karkat's Day Out
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Dave: Once apon a time lived one grumpy a** SEXY lookin troll.
Kanks!: And that troll was sitting atop his smuppet themed beanbag, slumped over lazily. He released a sigh.
Luna: He was wondering just what it was he could do with himself on this fine Alternian day.
Dave: He then stood up and was pissy as s**t that this smuppet bean bag's nose was poking him in the a**.
Kanks!: It was a pleasurable feeling, in all honesty. It normally would be, but today, that troll just felt different, as if something had changed within him.
Something that made the touching of his a** via a suspicious plush toy's nose just not carry the same magic it once did.
Dave: So this troll was all like <******** IT!!!! TIME FOR A <********> WALK!! so he put his pants back on an walked out the hive.
Luna: "SKREEEEEEEE!!!" Screeched Crabdad as the young troll marched out of the hive. It was a pleasant day so far, as the young troll could tell. But what to do now? He could visit the store and buy something.
Dave: Then Sollux walked out of the local Troll Starbucks™ was all like "Your guys's coffee taste like SSSSHHHIT!" Then, he saw he sexy friend KK and was like, "Hey KK."
Kanks!: Karkat noticed Sollux walking outside, ranting about the local coffee place and its products. He walked up to Sollux, concerned about the problem. He unzipped his pants in anticipation.
Huss: A small man sits in between the walls playing the penny whistle solo to the Titanic Theme.
Luna: He was dressed to the nines in muted pastels and wore a silly jester hat with a cake sewed on top of it in place of the bells.
Dave: Sollux then ran up to KK and tripped on a pebble, falling on top of KK as both fell to the floor, staring into each other's eyes with anticipation...sugoi.
Kanks!: Karkat attempted to dismount Sollux as quickly as possible, for the anticipation in his eyes was actually reserved for something far more important. He did not need to waste his time 1v1ing Sollux's tongue for dominance.
He had overriding priorities that day.
Huss: He needed it for his 1 on 2 with a can of pepsicoke.
Luna: But Sollux wasn't going to have any of it and tried to continue with tongue dominance until Karkat threw the other troll into a nearby pot. You know, those pots everyone loves to break open for free stuff.
Dave: Sollux then poked his head out of the pot and watched KK walk away, Sollux just kept staring at KK's troll a** as it walked away. Sollux then began eating some toast he found in the pot.
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