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 Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2015 12:04 pm
Tell us a quick funny story about yourself to win cool prizes. I will continue giving out prizes for awesome stories until I am poor and Gaia Broke...lol
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2015 5:41 pm
Bad Time To Pee
Warning: I will try to keep this story pg-13 but I can't guarantee it
One day, I was giving my wife a back rub because she was having some back pain. I used both hands in the back rub, and to add effect and soothingness... totally a word... I was rubbing in menthol muscle rub. Menthol muscle rub is the stuff that makes icy hot work... I know you can see where this is going but I'm getting there. I then had to go to the bathroom so I walked across the basement we have to ourselves and I lifted the seat and took hold of my... um... urinating aparatus... and proceeded to pee as normal. Then I began to regret this decision, I began to burn in a very unpleasant area and proceeded to run around the whole basement half-nakkers screaming and holding myself while my wife laughed uncontrollably, harder than I'd ever seen her laugh before. Well, here is my embarrassing story, I don't know what else to say except wash your hands after using menthol rub
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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2015 4:31 pm
Foolishgenius Bad Time To PeeWarning: I will try to keep this story pg-13 but I can't guarantee itOne day, I was giving my wife a back rub because she was having some back pain. I used both hands in the back rub, and to add effect and soothingness... totally a word... I was rubbing in menthol muscle rub. Menthol muscle rub is the stuff that makes icy hot work... I know you can see where this is going but I'm getting there. I then had to go to the bathroom so I walked across the basement we have to ourselves and I lifted the seat and took hold of my... um... urinating aparatus... and proceeded to pee as normal. Then I began to regret this decision, I began to burn in a very unpleasant area and proceeded to run around the whole basement half-nakkers screaming and holding myself while my wife laughed uncontrollably, harder than I'd ever seen her laugh before. Well, here is my embarrassing story, I don't know what else to say except wash your hands after using menthol rub I love this story and OMG was it funny at the time...sorry about ur p***s hunny...>.< xp
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