Welcome to Gaia! ::

HI, I FINALLY JOINED THIS GUILD

I browsed around and am still not completely absolutely positive that this is an okay place/thing to post.


BUT ANYWAY.

Can we get some off-the-wall, possibly unfounded Gaia plot conspiracy theories goin on?
8I

Because fun things.


LE GO.

• The more that users complain in the forums, the more crumpled newspaper appears in the dumpster/towns
"Someone must have been disappointed in this article." - item flavor text

• Jack has a mansion constructed purely out of 2K5 pants

• Barph is actually a biproduct of some G-Corp clone testing gone wrong. It's perfectly okay to keep deleting him, the clones were created without feelings.

• Customers don't actually have to pay Carl. He just becomes distracted by the shiny gold pieces thrown, so that we can make our escape.

• Brenni doesn't actually speak Norwegian, Icelandic, or any other language.
He just babbles and makes up words that we can only presume aren't horrible insults.

• There are no actual Gaia Headquarters. There is just a solitary server room, filled with keyboards and a dozen cats walking over them.

• Due to the past events of the Timmy incident, Timmy is now immortal. Not without side effects though.....
(dun dun dunnnnn)