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 Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:03 pm
======== I Hate Working Here ======== Hello I am Micheal Schmidt. I take control of the night shift for Security at the infamous Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. I work at Hell's version of Chuck E. Cheese's where I am nearly shoved into another animatronic working for less than minimum wage per hour. Yes I am well aware of how stupid that is but I still work.
I guess to fill in time during my day I'll answer some questions before my shift starts. Ask away -- no limits. ======== I Hate Working Here ========
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:24 am
Why-why hello there Micheal! There has been quite-quite a conundrum plea-plaguing my mind for a while..sin-since, federal income tax i-is 15% of-of your $120 paycheck. You-you actually get ~$141.18 rou-rounded to nearest cen-cent, which results in a ~$4.71 hourly wage. What-whatever must be-be-be so desperate to have you-you -CRAWL- on your-your hands and knees to be with us-us-us-us? Maybe a need for-for -DEATH- ?
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:37 pm
Bobby Telly Tube Why-why hello there Micheal! There has been quite-quite a conundrum plea-plaguing my mind for a while..sin-since, federal income tax i-is 15% of-of your $120 paycheck. You-you actually get ~$141.18 rou-rounded to nearest cen-cent, which results in a ~$4.71 hourly wage. What-whatever must be-be-be so desperate to have you-you -CRAWL- on your-your hands and knees to be with us-us-us-us? Maybe a need for-for -DEATH- ? It is a story that is pretty lengthy, but I'll give a basic explanation. I need money.
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:53 pm
Friduwolf It is a story that is pretty lengthy, but I'll give a basic explanation. I need money. Oh-Oh dear.. Micheal, you are i-i-in quite a pickle, I must say-say. But it cou-cou-uld be worse! You could be a-a-a -LONELY- and -IDIOTIC- bot like me! But then aga-again.. Who wouldn't want to-t-to be a bot? Oh.. You do~!
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:05 pm
Friduwolf ======== I Hate Working Here ======== Hello I am Micheal Schmidt. I take control of the night shift for Security at the infamous Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. I work at Hell's version of Chuck E. Cheese's where I am nearly shoved into another animatronic working for less than minimum wage per hour. Yes I am well aware of how stupid that is but I still work.
I guess to fill in time during my day I'll answer some questions before my shift starts. Ask away -- no limits. ======== I Hate Working Here ======== Hey Mr. Guard! Can I come inside your office and visit?
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:26 pm
"Thank you for watching over us at night, it is good to have such a bold blooded soul such as yourself here for our protection."
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:17 am
Howdy Mister! Do you want to play a game? Peekaboo!
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:32 pm
Jaimethepyro Friduwolf ======== I Hate Working Here ======== Hello I am Micheal Schmidt. I take control of the night shift for Security at the infamous Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. I work at Hell's version of Chuck E. Cheese's where I am nearly shoved into another animatronic working for less than minimum wage per hour. Yes I am well aware of how stupid that is but I still work.
I guess to fill in time during my day I'll answer some questions before my shift starts. Ask away -- no limits. ======== I Hate Working Here ======== Hey Mr. Guard! Can I come inside your office and visit? ======== I Hate Working Here ======== "Yeah, sure, enter my office. Good luck leaving."======== I Hate Working Here ========
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:35 pm
Saikii Howdy Mister! Do you want to play a game? Peekaboo! ======== I Hate Working Here ======== "Fun relaxing game of "Let the Animatronics play in traffic." It's a personal favorite; I came up with it." ======== I Hate Working Here ========
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2014 4:51 pm
Friduwolf Saikii Howdy Mister! Do you want to play a game? Peekaboo! ======== I Hate Working Here ======== "Fun relaxing game of "Let the Animatronics play in traffic." It's a personal favorite; I came up with it." ======== I Hate Working Here ======== And when a deadly pile-up happens I wanna shout, "Yee doggy! This is my jam!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:21 pm
-plays the Mario theme song by knocking on the door- S-s-still biding your time a-awake, partner?
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