Ask the one and only perfect Pirate Captain Foxy!

[Jamie Fawkes]

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Yarha-harhar--harhar! Welcome lads and lassies, ye be in the right place! If ye want ta talk ta this ol Pirate than ye are doin' somethin' right today, after all, aye be the best Pirate on the seven seas! Good ol Foxy the Pirate, Captain of this here crew of bloomin' idiots.

Now if ye wanna ask me somethin' ye are welcomed ta do so right here, be answerin all ye questions ye might have for me self, if just a lil old chat up ta me.

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[Jamie Fawkes]

Yarharhar, ye are obsessed with me Cove lad..  

[Jamie Fawkes]

David Leatherhoff

Furciel

Yarharhar, ye are obsessed with me Cove lad..

Of course, It's really messy, It needs clean.

Oh yeah lad? Well then.. how bout I clean yer Cove.. Oh wait a second, that not be right.  

[Jamie Fawkes]

David Leatherhoff

Furciel

David Leatherhoff

Furciel

Yarharhar, ye are obsessed with me Cove lad..

Of course, It's really messy, It needs clean.

Oh yeah lad? Well then.. how bout I clean yer Cove.. Oh wait a second, that not be right.

Later... You're one dirty, dirty sea shell!

Yarharhar, ye agreed ta that uh lad? Aye, I be a 'very' dirty sea shell~  

[Jamie Fawkes]

Bobby Telly Tube

"W-W-Why top of the morning to you Foxy! You seem chi-chipper today! Did you find some go-good booty while out exploring the seven se-seas?"

Aye! I always be findin me some good booty, after all I be the best pirate lad! So I say good day ta ye self mate, glade ye come around and talk with lil ol me.  

[Jamie Fawkes]

Bobby Telly Tube

Furciel

Bobby Telly Tube

"W-W-Why top of the morning to you Foxy! You seem chi-chipper today! Did you find some go-good booty while out exploring the seven se-seas?"

Aye! I always be findin me some good booty, after all I be the best pirate lad! So I say good day ta ye self mate, glade ye come around and talk with lil ol me.

"A-aAAhaha-Aa Of course of course, wh-what sort of gentleman would I-I be if I didn't say hello to my fellow neighbors? J-Just remember to never dip your pearls in vinegar be-because they are made primarily of calcium car-carbonate! That would truly be a sad loss!"

Why of course lad, ye wouldn't be a gentlemen at all! I thank ye on that warnin though mate, nice ta know others have knowledge of what they should and shouldn't do with things. I'd neva wanna ruin a shiny pearl, they be me favourite of treasures.  

[Jamie Fawkes]

Bobby Telly Tube

Furciel

Bobby Telly Tube

Furciel

Bobby Telly Tube

"W-W-Why top of the morning to you Foxy! You seem chi-chipper today! Did you find some go-good booty while out exploring the seven se-seas?"

Aye! I always be findin me some good booty, after all I be the best pirate lad! So I say good day ta ye self mate, glade ye come around and talk with lil ol me.

"A-aAAhaha-Aa Of course of course, wh-what sort of gentleman would I-I be if I didn't say hello to my fellow neighbors? J-Just remember to never dip your pearls in vinegar be-because they are made primarily of calcium car-carbonate! That would truly be a sad loss!"

Why of course lad, ye wouldn't be a gentlemen at all! I thank ye on that warnin though mate, nice ta know others have knowledge of what they should and shouldn't do with things. I'd neva wanna ruin a shiny pearl, they be me favourite of treasures.

"Wh-why thank you dearest pirate fellow! I'm truly delighted someone finds me helpful, it would be such a nightmare if my dearest friends found me -Useless- How ha-have your travels been so far? Hopefully you haven't to-to-to close to the Bermuda Triangle, which is located in the North Atlantic O-O-Ocean. A large number of vessels both air borne and sea have meet a -Deadly- end!"

Yarharhar! Oh lad, I'd neva find any of ye ta be useless ta me. After all, if ye were ta be wrong on somethin it only means that ye be learnin still and don't know betta. It don't mean I'd call ye useless, neva lad. Also no, I'd neva be dumb enough ta travel anywhere near such a place, I know betta then that.  

[Jamie Fawkes]

Bobby Telly Tube

Furciel

Bobby Telly Tube

Furciel

Bobby Telly Tube

"A-aAAhaha-Aa Of course of course, wh-what sort of gentleman would I-I be if I didn't say hello to my fellow neighbors? J-Just remember to never dip your pearls in vinegar be-because they are made primarily of calcium car-carbonate! That would truly be a sad loss!"

Why of course lad, ye wouldn't be a gentlemen at all! I thank ye on that warnin though mate, nice ta know others have knowledge of what they should and shouldn't do with things. I'd neva wanna ruin a shiny pearl, they be me favourite of treasures.

"Wh-why thank you dearest pirate fellow! I'm truly delighted someone finds me helpful, it would be such a nightmare if my dearest friends found me -Useless- How ha-have your travels been so far? Hopefully you haven't to-to-to close to the Bermuda Triangle, which is located in the North Atlantic O-O-Ocean. A large number of vessels both air borne and sea have meet a -Deadly- end!"

Yarharhar! Oh lad, I'd neva find any of ye ta be useless ta me. After all, if ye were ta be wrong on somethin it only means that ye be learnin still and don't know betta. It don't mean I'd call ye useless, neva lad. Also no, I'd neva be dumb enough ta travel anywhere near such a place, I know betta then that.

Yo-you flatter me oh so we-we-well Captain! But I can't be wrong, what i-if-if I lead the children as-astray with the wrong in-information? That would be -DELIGHTFUL-! No one wan-wants that! And good work cap-cap-captain! No wonder you are the most fear-fefefefearsome pirate in all the seven seas~!

Oh I just be tellin the truth as it is lad. I bet ye would never love to tell the kids the wrong thing and lead em ta danger.. Aye, that be why I am indeed lad, no other can compare ta me at all. I might be a little damaged but it don't mean I be a coward or weak, thank ye.