Well, Doc, I did it. I managed not to kill her. She’s grown now, all fat and fur and smelling like she got into maple syrup again. Timbits has the knack of pilfering my pantry for the stuff. At first child locks kept her out but nope. Not anymore. Her paws are pretty agile, and she figured out how bust the doors open for the sweet sauce. I wouldn’t give a damn but she likes to roll in it so she smells like it??? I got her some maple scented bath soap so she won’t roll in it anymore but she still eats it like crazy. Thank Giratina that they sell the huge a** jugs for cheap. Otherwise, I’d be broke right about now.

She’s kind of funny, sometimes she’ll go out and just grab leaves to throw on the ground and roll on, other times she’ll just attempt to get to places she can’t. Cujo also has been the unfortunate victim of her antics. She’ll climb ontop of him and just ‘ride’ him around though he’s not to big a fan of her doing so. She got fat large like woah. Not fat fat but that kind of fat where she’s just big but still does stuff? She’s too mobile and able to cause a ruckus for me to say that she’s lazy. I will admit, she’s kind of cute when she goes out to hide and cover herself in leaves. Sure she totally wrecked a park tree once but the pictures I got were so worth it. She’d win a poke contest. If the crosses were allowed to do weird things like just lay on in a pile of leaves they ripped off a tree to look cute. She’d be a winner. Totally. Like me.

While Cujo is starting to bring in the babes, Timbits is the one who will make the call if I’m getting some or not. She gets all huffy when some girls come over, while others she doesn’t care? I dunno, she’s got issues. Can’t say I dislike it. One girl she chased off had been trying to steal my watch. Timbits is cool I guess. Still, a guy just wants to make bad decisions sometimes. Cujo gets it. Timbits is just..timbits.

She’s a handful really, but she’s grown on me. I have to be careful with her upkeep, shedding all the darn time and trying to chew on anything she can that’s wood. I got her a cat tree- stops her from trying to burrow in my dresser drawers.

Also she still does that thing. You know what I’m talking about. That weird… Teleport not teleport thing to get into my car. She’s so much bigger now too and I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT KEEPS HAPPENING. Even Cujo is starting to get fussy about it. I plan to give the lug a ride? There she is. Waiting. Watching us, ready to go.

Timbits is still creepy on that level.
Smelling like pancakes of not, she’s still slightly creepy.