This is ridiculous Doc. Like I knew when the egg hatched I’d get another thing. But this guy? No. Nope. It’s not even a boy! It’s a girl! You know how I know? Because I took it to the damn pokeclinic and asked. They gave me so many weird looks. Just..so many. How am I supposed to hit on the cute nurses there now? I can’t. Once you talk about pokemon genders it’s all over man. All over.

But lets not fill this letter with junk about me. Lets fill it with junk about Timbits. And yeah, her name is Timbits. Timbits are delicious and she kind of snuck into my bag one day and eat mine the little fatty. (She’s not that fat though, more just plush? I dunno she feels like one of those squishable pillows you can get.)

She’s a bit of a chewer- I had to start coating my wood furnature in the spcial new chew stuff to train her not to bite and gnaw on it. I went out and got her a chew toy, (which Cujo stole), but apparently the best thing for her is wood. Now she’s got her own personally tree branch in the corner I’ve dubbed the ‘domain’. Basically its where Cujo and Timbits keep their toys or make a mess tearing into things. RIP that plush I was going to give to the cute café girl.

Timbits is also a bit of climber. I have no idea why buy she loves to try and climb things. The shelve, trees, tall bushes, other people, me, Cujo, (Cujo ending in him picking her up and carrying her around by her scruff). Its cute at first but having a heavy thing like her on your shoulder for an hour gets a bit… tiring you know. Its like a sandbag- just falling and heavy. At least Timbits doesn’t get everywhere.

She does however manage to sneak into my car. I have no idea how she does it, but I’ll walk out of my apartment and then bam. There she is, IN my car. Thing is I’m sure it’s not teleport, because she ONLY does it with my car. It’s freaky. She also pops up at random, but not unexplainably. Usually she just hides in places then pops out when I walk by. Her favorite spot is by the coffee machine. It’s getting harder for her though. Two bumps started to grow on her head and seem to have buds. Like flower buds? Leaves? Like the green bits for new growth you see on a branch.

She also started to smell recently, kind of like flowers? I dunno why but she did. It’s also not bad just..weird. The nurse down at the center said it’s probably an effect of her genes. You made an air freshener pokemon doc. Be proud. Maybe that’s why she just appears in my car. Her inborn need to freshen the air it best suited for my car.

I just can’t figure out her thing with cars. When she’s not in them, she just stares at them head first if the headlights are on.
Weird things doc. You make em and keep sending them my way.