Cujo has a problem doctor. Like, kind of a big one. He’s getting more attention than me. The dang guy has started coming to my shoots right? I mean, I can’t leave him at my place. When I do he mopes and whines and howls at the neighbors and apparently they think I might be killing him. Which I don’t. And haven’t. I don’t plan on it either okay I might have a bit of a ‘dark’ streak but I don’t kill dogs at random okay. I don’t in general either. Anyway back to this problem doc.

Cujo is becoming a total ladies man. Any time I take him to a shoot, film or just modeling, he ends up getting all the attention, all the spot light, and girls just flock to him. They pamper him, spoil his fat fluffy a**, and generally ignore me. I mean how am I supposed to score when he’s hogging the limelight? I’ll tell you: I can’t, it’s impossible. Girls just want to cuddle that dang puffball. He totally hams it up to. Yipping for pets and treats and following the girls who lavish him with the most attention.

He plays it up, regularly at that, and its hard! Here I am trying to use him to get attention yet he soaks it up like a sponge. This isn’t what I wanted. This isn’t what I expected.

I have created a monster doc, and his name is Cujo and he’s a cocky little s**t of a pokemon spoiled brat.

He’s pretty good when we’re not in a studio or surrounded by ladies though. He listens to me, doesn’t make messes and cleans the floor for when I drop food when cooking so it’s a kind of nice trade off there. He’s grown pretty big though, bigger than I anticipated and well... I admit, kind of worried he’s not done yet or that he’ll get too big for my apartment. He’s already dominated my favorite chair, the little brat.

I did kind of train him this one trick though. Anytime I see a girl I want to go chat up I send him over to bother then pretend he ran off. It sometimes works but usually the girls just want Cujo more than my handsome face. He knows sit, stay, shake, roll over, fetch- basics.
He did start to pick up on ‘walkies’. My agent calls walks ‘walkies’ and while they love taking Cujo out, I tend to just let him run as he likes. For all his sass he’s a total daddy’s boy- won’t ever leave my side unless I make him. Glue dock, this dog it spoiled in how I just take him with me. I don’t even shove him in a pokeball or anything.

He’s a good dog doc. I mean I’ve got the issues with him and he really does thing he’s master of the house but he’s just a big soft over sized puff ball in the end.
PS: I’d send you a picture but he’s not staying still. Sorry.