Dear Professor

So my egg hatched. It happened in the middle of the night and it just started wiggling on the couch- the crack was what woke me up, I though I was going to walk into scrambled eggs. And a gross mess all over my rug. I mean this was a new place I hardly wanted to deal with a mess this early plus that egg was kind of my job and mt ticket to the big time you know? But no. I come out expecting the worst and lo and behold a small angry fluffy thing ran up to me, in the dark mind you, and started yipping at me and attacking my pant leg, Now, in my defense, it was dark, I'm not used to small dogs attacking my pant leg- I might have taught my pokemon that if he attacks pant legs he's liable to be launched into furniture.
Nothing broke. But, it was kind of alarming.
You sure knew how to pick newbies for trainers.

It's been a while since then though. He- I'm pretty sure it's a guy because no way could anything but attract as many girls as he does- has been a pretty high maintenance little buzzard. His fur is pretty thick so His first bath and brushing was... an experiment at best. Still, he's a chip off the old block you know? Totally camera ready, I took him to a shoot and the guy was a natural. Posed right up there like a little pro in the making. Is that why you gave me this one? Top percentage of arcanine and mightyena? Whatever, point is he's a natural. I've been taking him to all my shoots as of late and he's a show stopper.

He's already letting a bit of fame get to his head though- treats motivate but he's learned how to half a** a few tricks. 'Sitting down' without that butt firmly planted- hard to tell with that tail of his. But still he's cute. And it's kind of fun having someone to hang with on my breaks between shoots or scenes. Some trainers were telling me how to raise him and honestly- how hard can it be? I mean the whole potty thing is... gross but I expected it. He's catching on quick, like I said. What does stink is the fact sometimes people give us weird looks. But thats to be expected. I'm not exactly someone who looks friendly, and while he's small and mostly made of fur, he's kinda 'vicious' looking. He also barks at the weirdest things. Like rocks. The ones that are out in that hell desert? He hates em for whatever reason. Is that common?

If so I'll just avoid them- I avoid that stupid desert any time I can. Thank Mew for the trainer pass- the train? Amazing. See now why couldn't this have been available BEFORE I got the egg. Non-trainer discrimination man.
Anyway, I almost forgot to mention the most important part-
His name is Cujo.

-Marcus