Dear Maple or Professors in the House,

Raising two eggs at once has certainly been ... an adventure. I guess I should be thankful that they aren't actually baby Pokemon just yet. They don't need to be fed, told to clean up after themselves, or harassed to get in to bed because it's midnight and bedtime was at 6 o'clock. Curse those children!

Yunno, it dawned on me that I'm in the process of hatching both a dog Pokemon and a cat Pokemon ... that ... sounds like it could be some serious troubles in my future. Dogs instinctively chase cats. Cats instinctively run away and will claw themselves out of any situation. Although, I know my pink coloured cutie is gonna have some Deerling in them. Those things have some real s**t kickin' legs. I really hope I don't have to deal with cracked skulls or injured siblings. I feel like I'm really gonna have my hands filled with these two once they've cracked through their little shells. I really hope that isn't the case. I hope that because they're due to be born at the same time that the two will get along well. That's my hope. I hope they'll be sweet to one another. That they'll groom and clean one another. That they'll play with one another and have a very strong bond.

I just want all my Pokemon to get along, yunno?

My regime for this egg is a little different. I sponge bath her and rub her in fluffy towels and play classical music for her. I'm curious to see how the separate yet similar approaches will alter my Pokemon's brains and personalities.

I hope you Profs don't mind me running a little experiment of my own. Maybe if it has any definitive results you guys could do something similar with eggs in the future, and then right when they're about ready to hatch and then give them to people. I wonder if people would be happy or unhappy to have their eggs essentially raised for them. I have been having fun with tending to mine, even though there have been some emotionally downs ... they are just eggs, though. I just feel like it's important to have this kind of bonding time, so maybe scratch what I said before about the little experiment I mentioned. Unless you guys are intrigued by the idea. In that case, go ahead and do whatever you want with that. Claim it's your own idea. I don't know. I don't mind one way or another. I volunteer myself to be your guinea pig tho, if you require one in the future.

Sorry for being so rambly. I never know what to write in letters and kinda just tend to go off in random tangents about random things until I realize I've not used proper punctuation and have seriously run-on sentence problems. Whoopsiedaisy!

Well, thanks for listening I suppose,
Blaze

P.S. Please disregard any craziness you may have read in my letters. I'm really trying here!