Q. Describe your self. What do you think about yourself and do you think people perceive you in the same way?
A. I have green hair. That's usually the first thing people notice about me. I used to dye it brown, but eventually I got to the point where I just figured, screw it, people can think what they want about me. So now I just act how I want. A lot of people don't like me, because I definitely can be a b***h sometimes, but I just don't care.
Q. Which is your most favorite book ever?
A. Never been much of a reader. Had to do some reading for school obviously, so my favorite one of those was Lord of the Flies.
Q. Which is the one television character that you simply adore?
A. I really like Regina from Once Upon a Time. Yeah, I know she's evil and a b***h, but she's still a great character.
Q. What kind of music do you like?
A. Rock mostly. I like the middle-ground stuff, so no soft rock, but no heavy metal either.
Q. Which is your favorite genre of movies?
A. Action.
Q. What do you do when you feel very sad or depressed?
A. Usually take it out on other people... what? Don't give me that look. It makes me feel better, and the sooner I feel better, the sooner people don't have to deal with me being depressed. It's kind of me, really.
Q. What makes you angry? Are you short-tempered? How do you overcome your anger?
A. I hate when people underestimate me or try to treat me like a child. I hate when people I like like other people more than me. I hate when people tell me my hair looks like I dipped it in snot. There's a long list, so yeah, I guess I have a short temper. And like the above, I overcome my anger by taking it out on other people.
Q. Which is the best vacation you've ever had?
A. My mom and I go to the beach a few times a year since we live in California. All of those times have been my favorite vacation.
Q. If you could have a luncheon with any three people, real or fictitious, from any time period, dead or alive, which three people would you choose and why?
A. Godzilla, Vegeta, and Superman. That would end up a totally awesome battle.
Q. Which is your most cherished childhood memory? What kind of kid were you, naughty or nice?
A. The first time my mom took me to the beach. I had never been there before, and just loved it. We've always kinda argued a lot, but that time, we just dropped everything and enjoyed spending time together. Ever since then, whenever we went to the beach, we would always be at our best towards each other. And uh... yeah, when we weren't there, I was a pretty big brat.
Q. If given complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why?
A. I'm still trying to choose my profession, I don't need to start that all over again!
Q. What is your idea of fun? If given a chance to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?
A. Going to the beach with my mom... but not having to hide my powers. Like if it was just us alone there. That'd be awesome.
Q. Which is your favorite time of the day?
A. Guess the daytime. Like the middle of the day.
Q. Are you a morning person or a night person?
A. Well, I'm definitely not a morning person, so I guess night, but I feel most alive in the middle of the day.
Q. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
A. Broke into my mom's secret things, found out about a crazy mutant school, and went to visit said crazy mutant school.
Q. Name one person you love the most and one person you hate the most.
A. My mom. Okay, well she's really my aunt, but she's been my mom long enough so whatever. I've never been real good at keeping friends, but no matter what crap I've put her through, and what crap she put me through, I know we can always count on each other. For the person I hate, there's a pretty long list... I'd say right now, Storm. I mean, I thought I was a b***h, but God she's just like the queen b***h.
Q. If we were a couple and we had a fight, how would you try to patch things up?
A. Probably sulk and glare at you for a while, eventually trying to act like nothing happened, and then when you wouldn't forgive me right then, I'd suck it up and apologize.
Q. What is the funniest prank played on you or played by you?
A. ...okay, I know this is horrible, but there was this real douchey guy at school that wanted to ******** me just so he could say he did a chick with green hair. So I let him take me home, got him all hot and bothered, and then when he was about to take his pants off... I made it so the button and zipper wouldn't come undone. He freaked out trying to get his pants off, and I cracked up the whole time at him, finally told him he wasn't worth waiting for and left. I also got the whole thing on tape and posted it on Youtube...
Q. If given a choice, which animal would you want to be? Why?
A. I don't think I'd wanna be an animal. If I had to be, I guess... I dunno, a tiger maybe?
Q. Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings?
A. There was this guy named Harvey I really like when I was in fifth grade. I finally got the guts to tell him, and he told me I was ugly. So I punched him in the nose.
Q. Which is your most favorite place in this earth?
A. This little beach kinda far from the big cities of Cali, so it's usually not too crowded.
Q. If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want, to survive?
A. I'd just fly home...
Q. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
A. I wouldn't want your stupid elephant.
Q. What is your favorite color of socks to wear?
A. Green.
Q. Do you wear boxers or briefs?
A. Briefs.
Q. If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
A. Maybe one of those green Christmas tree cookies?
Q. What's your favorite place to eat?
A. A little bar and grill near that small beach I mentioned.
Q. Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with.
A. Chris Evans.
Q. All those fraud cases against your brother, are they true?
A. What?
Q. Do you suffer from sleepwalking?
A. Nope.
Q. Did you ever do drugs?
A. I tried smoking once. Wasn't allowed to leave my room for my entire summer vacation. Never tried anything like that ever again.
Q. Were you bullied as a kid?
A. Oh, they tried, believe me, but I would always bully them right back.
Q. What is your favorite daily wear attire?
A. Don't really have a favorite. Just wear whatever I feel like wearing.
Q. Women, Men, or Cars?
A. Men.
Q. Who according to you is the best dressed man in the school?
A. Bobby Drake. Yeah, I know he's usually just wearing a pair of tight shorts. That's why he wins.
Q. Who according to you is the worst dressed woman in the school?
A. Storm. I mean... that mohawk? With that outfit? Okay, so yeah, maybe I just don't like her.
Q. Name an infamous accident of yours. Does it still haunt you?
A. When my powers first manifested, I couldn't control them and there was all this metal from the house flying around. A piece of it caught my mom's leg pretty bad, and she's needed a crutch since then. I'll always regret that.
Q. How does it feel to be the most desirable man/woman on the earth?
A. It'd feel pretty damn good... if it were true.
Q. What is Eskimo ice?
A. Sounds delicious.
Q. Do you like dogs or cats?
A. Dogs, I guess.
Q. If I came to your home and looked inside the refrigerator, what would I find?
A. I'm hoping by now you'd find some Eskimo ice, 'cause I'm gonna get me some of that.
Q. Tell me how many hats you have in your house?
A. A few, I think.
Q. How many pairs of shoes you own?
A. Like, twenty.
Q. Is it true that you have a house in every country on this planet?
A. Pfffft, what?
Q. How can you lift a polar bear with 1 hand?
A. By being awesome.
Q. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. No. I've had boyfriends, but I broke up with the last one when I graduated so I could do some life learning on my own.
Q. What's your worst quality?
A. Probably that I'm a complete and total b***h.
Q. If you were a t-shirt, what color would u be? Why?
A. Green. I mean, come on. Green is my middle name.
Q. If you were a tree, what would you be?
A. Something awesome like an oak.
Q. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A. Cold cuts.
Q. Do you speak with your dog?
A. I don't have a dog.
Q. Why am I asking you these questions?
A. Because we're in an interview?
Q. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A. Don't know, don't care.
Q. Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Sure. Just drop it half an inch from the ground.
Q. What are you wearing?
A. Right now a green shirt and beige cargo pants.
Q. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced as onety one?
A. Because that sounds stupid.
Q. What is your favorite fruit flavor?
A. Green apple.
Q. Which two friends can you see together as a couple?
A. Pft, like I have friends. I just got here, and it's not like I was Miss Popular back in high school.
Q. What was the happiest moment in your life?
A. The first time I learned to control my powers enough that I knew I could avoid hurting someone again.
Q. If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
A. Finding a way off earth.
Q. Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).
A. Like I said, I don't have friends. Bobby's definitely a 10 though.. in more than one way.
Q. If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?
A. To still have my birth parents, to fix my mom's leg, to have a goal in life.
Q. Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?
A. I'd like Storm to stop being such a pompous, paranoid, stick-up-the-a**.
Q. How many Languages do you speak?
A. English. And I'm not even real good at that one.
Q. What are your pet peeves?
A. People being too stuck-up, people making fun of my hair, being ignored.
Q. Where do you see yourself five years from now?
A. Still trying to figure that one out.
Q. What would you do if you won the lottery?
A. Make my own stupid mutant school... with blackjack and hookers. Heh.
Q. If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?
A. Well, I'd probably be gay, because I can't picture myself being into women. Probably would've dated a lot less and partied a lot less in high school, since I'd be a weird green-haired gay guy instead of a weird green-haired b***h.
Q. Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?
A. Sure, course I would.
Q. What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?
A. Bring my biological parents back to life.
Q. Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?
A. Never really thought much about it. Guess there could be.
Q. Got a phobia you want to share?
A. Sure don't.
Q. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
A. Once when I first stopped dyeing my hair, people started whispering and rumoring that I had started dyeing my hair, except, you know, green. They were saying I was weird and just looking for attention, so I granted their wish; I started cutting locks of my hair off and hiding it in random places around the school for people to find.
Q. If you could be anyone, who would you be?
A. I think I'm good with who I am. Yeah, I've got some issues, but I'm working on them, and who doesn't have issues anyway?
Q. How long can you hold your breath?
A. Around a minute? I dunno.
Q. Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?
A. Nope. Though I'm sure I know what paragliding feels like since I can levitate myself.
Q. How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?
A. Flames, probably, like some horrible apocalypse.
Q. What is your definition of an incredible weekend?
A. Spending the weekend at the beach with my mom.
Q. What are the five things you cannot do without?
A. Food, water, my mom, my powers, self-confidence.
Q. Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.
A. I just wanna figure out what the hell my hopes and dreams even are.
Q. What is your favorite day of the week?
A. Don't really have one.
Q. If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?
A. Ha! Can you imagine me? Ruling the world? We'd all be dead in a weak. I'll take world peace, thank you.
Q. What is your favorite breakfast meal?
A. Egg McMuffin and pancakes... only on special occasions though! God knows I don't need the calories.
Q. Who or what inspires you?
A. My mom.
Q. What is your favorite color and why?
A. Green. I mean, c'mon, you gotta've figured this out by now. Green in my weird, unnatural trait, and I embrace everything weird and unnatural about me. Of course I love green.
Q. If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?
A. Um, none? Why would I want to live on some cold, lifeless place I can't survive on?
Q. How many places have you traveled to? Name them.
A. Apparently I traveled a lot when I was little, because my daddy was a pilot and took us places, but I just... don't really remember that at all. I still don't know why I wasn't traveling with them when their plane crashed. Guess a blessing in disguise. But anyway, I mostly stayed in California after that, but when I graduated I traveled all the way across country till I got to New York.
Q. Do you regret having this interview?
A. Nah, had nothing better to do anyway.
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