Q. Describe your self. What do you think about yourself and do you think people perceive you in the same way?

A. "Resilient. Not much else needs to be said, really."


Q. Which is your most favorite book ever?

A. "You really think I had time to read in that cage I grew up in? I definitely don't bother with it now."


Q. Which is the one television character that you simply adore?

A. "I like the guys off Psych. Anyone who can be a smart-a** while solving a murder is okay in my book."


Q. What kind of music do you like?

A. "Don't really listen to music much, in case you didn't get that either."

Q. Which is your favorite genre of movies?

A. "Horror or mystery, I guess."

Q. What do you do when you feel very sad or depressed?

A. "I distract myself... with my garden. Don't you tell that to a soul, or else. It's private."


Q. What makes you angry? Are you short-tempered? How do you overcome your anger?

A. "Being called an albino. People really think I need to be reminded? And yeah, you could say I'm not exactly a patient guy. I usually just cut stuff up until I feel better. Or take care of my plants, but again, that stays in this stupid interview."


Q. Which is the best vacation you've ever had?

A. "I grew up as a lab rat, you really think I've ever been on a vacation?"


Q. If you could have a luncheon with any three people, real or fictitious, from any time period, dead or alive, which three people would you choose and why?

A. "Food is food, who it's with is none'a my concern."


Q. Which is your most cherished childhood memory? What kind of kid were you, naughty or nice?

A. "My most cherished childhood memory would have to be any time I wasn't having needles stuck into me. As for what kind'a kid, definitely naughty. You think I just sat back and let 'em do all that to me without a fight?"


Q. If given complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why?

A. "Dunno, probably a mercenary. Maybe a private detective."


Q. What is your idea of fun? If given a chance to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?

A. "We don't really do much around the Brotherhood anyway. At least I don't. Guess Magneto doesn't trust me much yet. I'd probably do what I normally do though- practice in combat and lounge the rest of the time."


Q. Which is your favorite time of the day?

A. "Anytime I can sleep or eat."


Q. Are you a morning person or a night person?

A. "Night person I guess, since waking up early is sort'a the bane of my existence."


Q. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

A. "Definitely escaping from the lab with Magneto and joining the Brotherhood."


Q. Name one person you love the most and one person you hate the most.

A. "I don't really love anyone. Don't know anyone well enough to love them. As for someone I hate, it'd have to be Toad."


Q. If we were a couple and we had a fight, how would you try to patch things up?

A. "Easy, we wouldn't be a couple in the first place."


Q. What is the funniest prank played on you or played by you?

A. "Probably the time I tricked Toad into shooting that weird tongue of his and supergluing it to the floor. He was stuck for hours."


Q. If given a choice, which animal would you want to be? Why?

A. "A snake. Snakes are cool."


Q. Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings?

A. "I've never had a crush."


Q. Which is your most favorite place in this earth?

A. "Out of the two places I've been? Probably the Brotherhood's headquarters."


Q. If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want, to survive?

A. "Food, television, some gardening stuff, my medication, and shade."


Q. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?

A. "Where in the hell would you get an elephant?"


Q. What is your favorite color of socks to wear?

A. "I only wear white socks."


Q. Do you wear boxers or briefs?

A. "Boxers. Briefs are way too cagey."


Q. If you were a biscuit, which would you be?

A. "I'm not even dignifying that with a response."


Q. What's your favorite place to eat?

A. "Doesn't matter, s'long as it's edible."


Q. Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with.

A. "Lucy Liu. What a babe."


Q. All those fraud cases against your brother, are they true?

A. "I don't even know if I have a brother or not."


Q. Do you suffer from sleepwalking?

A. "Nah, I suffer from heavy snoring though."


Q. Did you ever do drugs?

A. "Would all that stuff those docs injected me with count? Some of 'em made me trip balls, I'm not gonna lie."


Q. Were you bullied as a kid?

A. "I definitely wasn't treated well, that's for sure."


Q. What is your favorite daily wear attire?

A. "Whatever's comfortable. Shirt, jeans, jacket, sneakers. I'm not supposed to walk around in my boxers out of respect for my "female comrades.""


Q. Women, Men, or Cars?

A. "Cars."


Q. Who according to you is the best dressed man in the school?

A. "That's a pretty dumb question."


Q. Who according to you is the worst dressed woman in the school?

A. "This is equally dumb."


Q. Name an infamous accident of yours. Does it still haunt you?

A. "One time the doctors injected me with something that made my blood go apeshit. It tore through so many parts of me at once I can hardly count... I barely survived it. So yeah, I'd say it's sort of up there in the list of things that I will never freaking forget ever."


Q. How does it feel to be the most desirable man/woman on the earth?

A. "That's funny, really. An albino being desirable. Hilarious."


Q. What is Eskimo ice?

A. "How should I know?"


Q. Do you like dogs or cats?

A. "Neither. Pets are a hassle."


Q. If I came to your home and looked inside the refrigerator, what would I find?

A. "What do you find in a normal refrigerator?"


Q. Tell me how many hats you have in your house?

A. "None."


Q. How many pairs of shoes you own?

A. "One."


Q. Is it true that you have a house in every country on this planet?

A. "I'm happy to have one house, are you kidding?"


Q. How can you lift a polar bear with 1 hand?

A. "I don't think polar bears are exactly native to North America."


Q. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

A. "That's a laugh."


Q. What's your worst quality?

A. "Maybe you haven't noticed how utterly "charming" I am. Take a guess."


Q. If you were a t-shirt, what color would u be? Why?

A. "White. Take one look at me and you'd know why."


Q. If you were a tree, what would you be?

A. "Birch."


Q. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A. "What all came before sliced bread?"


Q. Do you speak with your dog?

A. "Again, pets are a hassle."


Q. Why am I asking you these questions?

A. "Obviously you have nothing better to do."


Q. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A. "Hell if I know. I was never one for brain teasers."


Q. Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. "Don't drop the egg in the first place."


Q. What are you wearing?

A. "You can see me, can't you?"


Q. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced as onety one?

A. "Because it sounds stupid."


Q. What is your favorite fruit flavor?

A. "Anything that's not rotten?"


Q. Which two friends can you see together as a couple?

A. "Don't make me laugh. I don't have friends."


Q. What was the happiest moment in your life?

A. "The moment I left the lab."


Q. If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?

A. "I'd tell Magneto exactly what I think of 'im."


Q. Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).

A. "What part of "I don't have friends" don't you understand?"


Q. If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?

A. "Normal hair and eyes, to know my parents, and to have grown up normally."


Q. Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?

A. "Still no friends, but Toad has so many annoying habits I don't think I could list 'em all."


Q. How many Languages do you speak?

A. "Oh yeah, I totally know multiple languages when I grew up in a god damn laboratory. It's a wonder I can speak English at all."


Q. What are your pet peeves?

A. "People pointing out my hair or eyes."


Q. Where do you see yourself five years from now?

A. "Probably still under Magneto's thumb."


Q. What would you do if you won the lottery?

A. "I'd buy a car, some supplies, and get the hell away from the Brotherhood."


Q. If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?

A. "If I was a girl, I'd have a lot more problems with my blood thing. Specifically once every month."


Q. Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?

A. "After the childhood I had, sure. Why not."


Q. What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?

A. "Find out who my parents are, and why they gave me up. Or if they did at all... I dunno. Something along those lines."


Q. Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?

A. "I've seen crazier things, so yeah, sure."


Q. Got a phobia you want to share?

A. "Ironically, I've got a blood phobia. More specifically, I've got a phobia of my blood in particular being outside of my body, because it's usually a pretty messy, skin-tearing process. Also kinda claustrophobic. You know, growin' up in a cage is no walk in the park."


Q. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?

A. "Ever gotten a boner with metallic blood? Lemme tell you, it sucks major balls."


Q. If you could be anyone, who would you be?

A. "A normal version of myself. You know, without the hair and the eys and the killer freaking blood."


Q. How long can you hold your breath?

A. "I never took time to count?"


Q. Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?

A. "Nope."


Q. How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?

A. "Dunno, but by the time it ends I'll probably be long dead."


Q. What is your definition of an incredible weekend?

A. "Doing nothing."


Q. What are the five things you cannot do without?

A. "My garden keeps me sane, food, water, television, and the stuff I use to disguise my albino-ness."


Q. Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.

A. "Don't tell anyone, but I actually kind of hope I can make up for being such a waste of humanity by doing some good with my powers. That'd be nice, I guess."


Q. What is your favorite day of the week?

A. "Any day I can spend how I want."


Q. If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?

A. "Both are unachievable, so does it matter?"


Q. What is your favorite breakfast meal?

A. "Food."


Q. Who or what inspires you?

A. "Detectives solving murder cases. Always good to see bad guys get what they deserve."


Q. What is your favorite color and why?

A. "Blue, because it's the near opposite of red."


Q. If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?

A. "I like Earth just fine, thanks."


Q. How many places have you traveled to? Name them.

A. "I haven't been anywhere worth mentioning, really."


Q. Do you regret having this interview?

A. "Yeah, it was kind of a waste of my time."