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 Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:30 pm
I say we start a story. One of those stories where it's random, and people just kinda add on. It doesn't matter how it ends, but try to keep it to where it makes... a decent amount of sense at least. I'll start:
The Legend of the One-Eyed Potato
There once was a farmer. This farmer led a peace-filled, blissful life. Until one night, when...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:33 pm
...The farmers new crops had one odd sproutling...the leaves were purple with yellow spots. As it grew it looked more grotesque everyday. All the other crops were doind better than ever...except this potato. Then came the day it opened its eye...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:40 pm
..."An... an eye?!" The farmer told his of wife of this new discovery. She scoffed at him, "Well, of course potatoes have eyes! But you should know this better than anyone!"...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:42 pm
...Saddly his wife did not relize just what kind of eye it was...And soon the potato grew a moldy color on its skin...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:52 pm
...When the potato waiting the farmer to come and get him, he had grown an indigo bud on top of his head...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:05 pm
...This spud's constant transformations were questionable. Then again, with something as hideous as this potato, they were to be expected. The farmer did not want to get anywhere near this... thing. But it was devouring life from the once rich soil, and taking with it it's surrounding vegetables...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:15 pm
...Finally the farmer pulled the vile potato from the ground! " Now I can save the remaining vegetables." He through the potatoe in the trash can at the end of the dusty path to the garden...
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:35 pm
...Suddenly, the farmers cat tipped over the trash can and ate the potato, causing one of it's eyes to fall out and the other one to center itself on the cats face...
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Decappuccino Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:57 pm
...The cat then ran to the garden and began to destroy the vegetables agian!
Its one eye seemed to be controlling it! Then the farmer saw it...l
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:32 pm
...He to his shed and took out his shovel. And thus the cat was hit on the head with said shovel...
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:24 pm
...With this sudden, unexpected act of violence, the cat was knocked unconscious. The farmer himself was appalled at his own actions, but knew that it wouldn't kill the cat- just buy him some time to figure how to get rid of this "spawn of evil" that was the potato...
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:32 pm
... The farmer became selfish, thinking "why should I have to bear this burden alone...?" He carried his unconscious cat to the busy marketplace. There, he set up a small stand that said CAT for SALE in large bold letters. A curious guy stopped by saying, "how much is this sleeping cat?" The farmer looked at his sign again, and marked out the words. "It's free! Just take him!"
The guy looked at the farmer with a puzled look. But without hesitation said, "I'll take him then." Walking away, the farmer sighed. The burden was someone else's to bear. He's a farmer- he shouldn't have to put up with a vegetable eating, one-eyed potato... "Wait..." he thought, "why was it only after the other vegetables?..."
The Legend of the One-Eyed Potato- END
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:54 pm
At one time in someone elses history there was an amazing serpant that could be seen through. The people were amazed that the serpants clear scales would let you see to its heart. So it was loved. However...
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:05 am
...Soon the people realized a problem- only its heart could be seen...
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:23 pm
...on the three hundred and second day of the year so...
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