Isaac Knight________
Q. Describe your self. What do you think about yourself and do you think people perceive you in the same way?
A. Love to start off with those easy questions, don'tcha? I wouldn't even know where to start. I'd like to think I'm intelligent, funny, and incredibly charming, but unfortunately, I also like being correct.
I have no idea how the hell other people perceive me, but I get along well enough with most people, so I suppose I'm tolerable, if nothing else.
Q. Which is your most favorite book ever?
A. Considering just about one of the few forms of entertainment I have is reading? That's a long list....Hmm, I like "The Good Guy" by Dean Koontz, and I also love the "Dragonspell" Series by Donita K. Paul. *Shrugs* I hate choosing one thing...I'm greedy like that.
Q. Which is the one television character that you simply adore?
A. Oh, geez, lemme think....I guess, if I had to choose a television character I like, one of the first ones that come to mind would be Sokka, y'know, from the Avatar, The Last Airbender series? And Toph. And Momo....let's just throw virtually the entire cast in there while I'm at it.
Q. What kind of music do you like?
A. Eh, not a fan of most metal or rap. I'm more of a poetic sort. I like some rock, some country, some contemporary...hell, I've even listened to Japanese music before, and the only word of Japanese I know is 'Pokemon'.
Q. Which is your favorite genre of movies?
A. Fantasy, action, adventure, I just love a great story.
Q. What do you do when you feel very sad or depressed?
A. Write. Of course, I write when I'm happy, angry, tired....
Q. What makes you angry? Are you short-tempered? How do you overcome your anger?
A. Err....hold on while I recover from that verbal barrage...
Anyways, very little makes me angry, you usually have to try to do it. For the most part, betrayal, you have to be my friend to really hurt me, otherwise you're just someone who's not worth talking to and I'll find someone more interesting to be around.
And no, I'm not short-tempered....in the usual sense. I do get irritated quickly, and snippy, sarcastic comments are a bit of a specialty of mine. And I usually overcome my anger by writing. Or venting to someone. O
Q. Which is the best vacation you've ever had?
A. Umm....no particularly memorable ones, really. I'm a kind of a homebody.
Q. If you could have a luncheon with any three people, real or fictitious, from any time period, dead or alive, which three people would you choose and why?
A. Uh....wow. Don't even know how to answer this kind of a question. I guess it'd have to be Momo, Appa, and Jesus. Don't ask why.
Q. Which is your most cherished childhood memory? What kind of kid were you, naughty or nice?
A. I was a spoiled little brat growing up, truth be told. As for most cherished memory? Hmm...I think my first martial arts tournament would have to be it.
Q. If given complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why?
A. Paramedic, cause I love it. Or maybe a geneticist, just to irritate Kali, not sure yet.
Q. What is your idea of fun? If given a chance to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?
A. Paintball, or martial arts.
Q. Which is your favorite time of the day?
A. Late night, I love the look of the moon behind the clouds. Even better if it's stormy.
Q. Are you a morning person or a night person?
A. Didn't I kinda just answer this question? I'm a night owl, always have been.
Q. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
A. Told Wolverine that he looked like he needed a hug....or mentioned to Cyclops that I wish he could teach me to 'Carebear Stare' too.
Q. Name one person you love the most and one person you hate the most.
A. Love the most? Jesus, yeah, I'm a faith sort of guy. Hate the most? Never met anyone worth the energy to hate.
Q. If we were a couple and we had a fight, how would you try to patch things up?
A. Considering that you're not female? Ritual suicide.
Q. What is the funniest prank played on you or played by you?
A. Hehe....that one time we rearranged all the keys on my older brother's keyboard.
Q. If given a choice, which animal would you want to be? Why?
A. A turtle. You could take a nap freaking ANYWHERE.
Q. Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings?
A. My first crush was when I was eight. Does that even count?
Q. What is your favorite place in this earth?
A. An old park back in California, when I lived back there.
Q. If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want, to survive?
A. A farm, workers, a palace, internal plumbing, and the deed to the island.
Q. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
A. What in the world-?....I'd paint its toenails bright colors and hide it in a jellybean jar...
Q. What is your favorite color of socks to wear?
A. All I care is that they don't have huge holes in them.
Q. Do you wear boxers or briefs?
A. This interview is getting weird...
Q. If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
A. ....really weird.
Q. What's your favorite place to eat?
A. Oh, finally, a normal question....Sizzler.
Q. Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with.
A. Aaaand we're back to weird again...
Q. All those fraud cases against your brother, are they true?
A. No. Though he HAS been arrested for a prank that wound up getting him charged with terrorism...long story.
Q. Do you suffer from sleepwalking?
A. *flatly* No, I enjoy every minute of it.
Q. Did you ever do drugs?
A. Do you?
Q. Were you bullied as a kid?
A. Not really...picked on a bit, but who wasn't?
Q. What is your favorite daily wear attire?
A. Jeans and a long-sleeved shirt.
Q. Women, Men, or Cars?
A. Women. Cause I don't swing the other way and I can't start a car.
Q. Who according to you is the best dressed man in the school?
A. ...I don't even....Beast. It's Beast.
Q. Who according to you is the worst dressed woman in the school?
A. Do you even know how to ask a normal question?
Q. Name an infamous accident of yours. Does it still haunt you?
A. That one time I almost accidentally broke my brother's neck....but I was only six, and he was fine, so i got over it.
Q. How does it feel to be the most desirable man/woman on the earth?
A. Considering that the only person who noticed is the guy who is asking me interview questions? Creepy. Really, really creepy.
Q. What is Eskimo ice?
A. A Canadian rap star?
Q. Do you like dogs or cats?
A. Am I just not allowed to like both?
Q. If I came to your home and looked inside the refrigerator, what would I find?
A. ...The bodies I haven't gotten around to burying.
Q. Tell me how many hats you have in your house?
A. Why, in the name of all that is holy, do you think that is one of the things I simply must keep track of?!
Q. How many pairs of shoes you own?
A. Two.
Q. Is it true that you have a house in every country on this planet?
A. Am I on some hidden camera show or something??
Q. How can you lift a polar bear with 1 hand?
A. The real question is how would you survive afterwards.
Q. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. No.
Q. What's your worst quality?
A. My penchant for sitting through awkward interviews.
Q. If you were a t-shirt, what color would u be? Why?
A. Was your mom on a diet of lead paint chips when she was pregnant with you?
Q. If you were a tree, what would you be?
A. The stupid tree....that one you fell out of...and hit every single branch on the way down.
Q. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A. I dunno, why don't I hop in my Delorian and find out?
Q. Do you speak with your dog?
A. WHAT DOG?! Am I in the wrong interview? Please tell me I am in the wrong interview!
Q. Why am I asking you these questions?
A. I think that's the first intelligent question I've heard all interview.
Q. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A. Created a stupid interview question?
Q. Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. I've never seen someone crack a concrete floor by dropping an egg on it.
Q. What are you wearing?
A. They have optometrists for that problem, y'know.
Q. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced as onety one?
A. How did you survive this interview with Kali, anyways?!
Q. What is your favorite fruit flavor?
A. ...grapes.
Q. Which two friends can you see together as a couple?
A. Alex and Rogue.
Q. Wouldn't that kill Alex?
A. *Smirks*
Q. What was the happiest moment in your life?
A. The moment before this interview...
Q. If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
A. Murdering interviewers EVERYWHERE.
Q. Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).
A. Next to how hilarious I am? Everyone is a one!
...Except Kali. She's in the negative quintillions somewhere.
Q. If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?
A. An exit, your interment in a volcano, and these wasted twenty minutes of my life back.
Q. Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?
A. Their utter refusal to bow down to me as the superior human being that I am, duh.
Q. How many Languages do you speak?
A. Three. English, Sign Language, and fluent sarcasm.
Q. What are your pet peeves?
A. Obnoxious interviews...
Q. Where do you see yourself five years from now?
A. A dark, padded room, muttering to myself in the corner.
Q. What would you do if you won the lottery?
A. Wonder whose lottery ticket I wound up with? I am simply not that lucky.
Q. If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?
A. Considering that you've asked me what I'd do if we were a couple, commented I'm the most desirable person on earth, and asked what kind of underwear that I wear, you're beginning to scare me now...
Q. Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?
A. I think you'd only have to be afraid if you WEREN'T alone....
Q. What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?
A. Fix whatever the hell is wrong with you.
Q. Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?
A. I'm pretty sure I'm talking with it...
Q. Got a phobia you want to share?
A. No.
Q. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
A. This interview.
Q. If you could be anyone, who would you be?
A. Me, with more money and fewer debts.
Q. How long can you hold your breath?
A. Depends, has the person next to me showered or not?
Q. Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?
A. No, as a rule of thumb, I like my feet on the ground.
Q. How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?
A. If it ends in flames, would that make me the ruler of the world?
Q. What is your definition of an incredible weekend?
A.
in·cred·i·ble
[in-kred-uh-buhl]
adjective
1. So extraordinary as to seem impossible. 2. Not credible; hard to believe; unbelievable.
week·end
[week-end, -end] noun
1. The end of a week, especially the period of time between Friday evening and Monday morning. 2. Any two-day period taken or given regularly as a weekly rest period from one's work.
Q. What are the five things you cannot do without?
A.Food, water, oxygen, my major organs, and intelligent company.
Q. Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.
A. Escaping this interview....*Sigh* whatever, I want to help people. Be there for people no one else is there for.
Q. What is your favorite day of the week?
A. Friday.
Q. If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?
A. ...I can't afford to let my plans be exposed just yet.
Q. What is your favorite breakfast meal?
A. Steak.
Q. Who or what inspires you?
A. Steak.
Q. What is your favorite color and why?
A. Silver, dunno why.
Q. If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?
A. This is where I'm obligated to make some kind of Uranus joke, right?
Q. How many places have you traveled to? Name them.
A. North. South. East. West.
Q. Do you regret having this interview?
A. No, it was one of my favorite times, right up there with eating rusty nails, shaving with a power sander, and brushing my teeth with an old file.
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