Q. Describe your self. What do you think about yourself and do you think people perceive you in the same way?

A. I am a man of faith, first and foremost. However, I do not believe zat is vhat people see vhen zey first look at me. My outvard appearance is lean and covered in fine blue fur, but it is ze glowing yellow eyes, ze pointed ears and teeth, and of course ze devil tail zat leads many, including myself at times, to relate my form to zat of a demon. However, I have learned to embrace my appearance and use it as an example of how our mutations and differences do not define us. On ze contrary, ve can be ze complete opposite of our outvard appearance if zat is vhat ve vish. And I know zat, even zough many still perceive me as a demon, my friends and fellow crusaders against fear and judgement see me as I see myself: A kind soul who is anyzing but demonic.


Q. Which is your most favorite book ever?

A. It vould have to be Treasure Island. A classic zat defined so many traits zat pop culture attributes to pirates.


Q. Which is the one television character that you simply adore?

A. I have alvays been fond of ze Zorro persona in general, but my absolute favorite incarnation is Don Diego de la Vega in ze 1957 Zorro television series.


Q. What kind of music do you like?

A. I am not too much of a music person, but am also not picky on vhat I like. Generally my favorite music is anyzing viz a fast beat.


Q. Which is your favorite genre of movies?

A. Adventure, of course!


Q. What do you do when you feel very sad or depressed?

A. I do not like to be around ozers vhen I feel down, as I do not vant to drag zem down viz me, so I generally lock myself in my room viz a few good movies, or, if I am feeling particularly terrible, I vill make my own simulations in ze danger room, vhatever I feel like being challenged viz or experiencing at ze time.


Q. What makes you angry? Are you short-tempered? How do you overcome your anger?

A. It is very rare zat I feel angry. Normally it is if somevone is hurting an innocent. I am not at all short-tempered, and vhen I am angry, I generally feel it is justifiable, so vonce I solve ze problem, my anger is absolved as vell.


Q. Which is the best vacation you've ever had?

A. Traveling to a monastery in ze middle of Estonian vilderness. I spent a veek zere helping clean ze place up and learn about ze daily lives of its men.


Q. If you could have a luncheon with any three people, real or fictitious, from any time period, dead or alive, which three people would you choose and why?

A. Oh, zis is a difficult qvestion... so many options. Perhaps Zorro, Robin Hood, and Errol Flynn? I zink ze luncheon vould turn more into a dual zough, haha.


Q. Which is your most cherished childhood memory? What kind of kid were you, naughty or nice?

A. My most cherished memory was ze first time I vas allowed to try out ze trapeze. I felt an immediate, natural ability emerge, and took to performing acrobatic stunts immediately. My sister Jimaine vas up zere viz me at ze time, to make sure I vas careful, but ve ended up performing togezer, and I had never felt more alive zan zat moment up until zen. And I vas a good kid; I owed Margali too much to give her any trouble.


Q. If given complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why?

A. In an ideal vorld, I vould be a Casolic priest. In a vorld vhere I vould not be denied such a profession, and in a vorld vhere mutants and humans did not need protection from vone anozer. However, in zis current vorld, I vould not give up being an X-Man, not as long as ze X-Men are needed.


Q. What is your idea of fun? If given a chance to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?

A. I am having ze most fun vhen I am fencing, performing acrobatics, vatching movies or shows, or simply spending time or drinking viz friends. On a rare, complete day off, vone can find me in ze danger room, creating some form of adventure simulation to play in.


Q. Which is your favorite time of the day?

A. I vould say ze morning, right after ze sun has risen.


Q. Are you a morning person or a night person?

A. I suppose a morning person, zough I never seem to have trouble staying up late or functioning at night.


Q. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

A. Participate in a drinking contest viz Logan. I do not know vhat I vas zinking, but I assume it had somezing to do viz ze amount of beer I had already consumed beforehand.


Q. Name one person you love the most and one person you hate the most.

A. I cannot choose vone person I love ze most. Professor Xavier is like a fazer to me, Margali, by all accounts, vas ze equivalent of my mozer. I love Jimaine in so many vays, and Kitty is like a beloved little sister to me. Logan is my best friend, Ororo is ze most kind, elegant voman I have ever known, I vill never run out of admiration for Piotr... and in contrast, zere is no person I hate. I... have some difficulties having any form of admiration or care for my biological parents, but... I am not capable of hating.


Q. If we were a couple and we had a fight, how would you try to patch things up?

A. Haha, is zis merely hypothetical, or is zis a hint at some form of proposition? Anyvay, I vould zink back on ze fight and zink about vhat I had done wrong and vhat parts I had overreacted on, zen explain myself to you and apologize for my behavior... zen, of course, take you out to vhatever fun activity you desire.


Q. What is the funniest prank played on you or played by you?

A. ...vone time Logan somehow figured out how to hack my image inducer and made me look permanently like Angelina Jolie. Ve vere in Europe at ze time, so I could not just run around as myself.


Q. If given a choice, which animal would you want to be? Why?

A. I suppose a monkey, since I already have a similar physique and it vould be familiar to have a prehensile tail.


Q. Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings?

A. Honestly? Even zough she vas raised as my sister... ve vere not biologically related and my brozer Stefan made sure I vas avare of zat... so I kind of had a crush on Jimaine vhen I vas younger. She vas ze only young girl in my life for most of my childhood, so can you really blame me? And no, I never really told her...


Q. Which is your most favorite place in this earth?

A. Inside any church zat has stained glass vindows.


Q. If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want, to survive?

A. An aluminum space blanket, a hatchet, a flint/steel set, a first aide kit, and a Bible. Vhat, you zink I answered zat too fast? I have zought about zis before.


Q. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?

A. I vould probably teleport ze poor zing to ze nearest zoo.


Q. What is your favorite color of socks to wear?

A. I do not vear socks... I cannot vear socks. Zey do not fit my feat, haha.


Q. Do you wear boxers or briefs?

A. Boxers, at least viz casual clothing.


Q. If you were a biscuit, which would you be?

A. Dark chocolate: Looks intimidating, but extremely sveet in reality.


Q. What's your favorite place to eat?

A. Just at home in ze X-Mansion, really. Ve have plenty of food, and zere is alvays company to eat viz.


Q. Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with.

A. Eheh, I am not sure zat is a qvestion I can answer...


Q. All those fraud cases against your brother, are they true?

A. ...my brozer vas killed by my own hands after he murdered a bunch of children. Zere are no fraud cases against him...


Q. Do you suffer from sleepwalking?

A. Zankfully, no. I vould probably have teleported into a vall by now if I did.


Q. Did you ever do drugs?

A. Good God, no.


Q. Were you bullied as a kid?

A. I vas never really around ozer children besides my adopted siblings. Jimaine vas very kind, but Stefan did bully me a bit.


Q. What is your favorite daily wear attire?

A. Just a long-sleeved shirt and jeans.


Q. Women, Men, or Cars?

A. I do not believe vone sex is superior to ze ozer, but I also do not believe zere are any cars superior to people... so none?


Q. Who according to you is the best dressed man in the school?

A. Vhy myself, of course.


Q. Who according to you is the worst dressed woman in the school?

A. I vill not insult ze lovely ladies of zis school! ...okay, honestly, Betsy. Please do not tell her I said zat.


Q. Name an infamous accident of yours. Does it still haunt you?

A. ...accidentally killing Stefan. It haunts me every day.


Q. How does it feel to be the most desirable man/woman on the earth?

A. It feels fantastic! Danke mein Freund!


Q. What is Eskimo ice?

A. I have no idea.


Q. Do you like dogs or cats?

A. I am fond of both, but I zink I like cats just a little more. I feel I can relate to zem pretty vell.


Q. If I came to your home and looked inside the refrigerator, what would I find?

A. An absolutely gigantic variety of food.


Q. Tell me how many hats you have in your house?

A. I am not sure how many are in ze X-Mansion all togezer, but I own three myself.


Q. How many pairs of shoes you own?

A. Just five pairs of my uniform shoes, vhich are more like custom-made socks zan anyzing.


Q. Is it true that you have a house in every country on this planet?

A. Any country zat has a house of ze Lord is a house I feel velcome in.


Q. How can you lift a polar bear with 1 hand?

A. By shrinking ze polar bear!


Q. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

A. ...not right now, no.


Q. What's your worst quality?

A. Probably how I alvays seem to smell like rotten eggs.


Q. If you were a t-shirt, what color would u be? Why?

A. Blue, and isn't it obvious?


Q. If you were a tree, what would you be?

A. I vould be a palm tree: Lean and strange-looking compared to all ze ozer trees.


Q. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A. Me, of course.


Q. Do you speak with your dog?

A. I do not have a dog, but I do speak to Logan sometimes.


Q. Why am I asking you these questions?

A. Because you are interviewing me... you are, right?


Q. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A. Experienced dumb luck, I suppose.


Q. Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Vhy yes. Yes I do.


Q. What are you wearing?

A. ...you are sitting right next to me. *sigh* I am vearing my X-Men uniform.


Q. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced as onety one?

A. Because zen ten vould have to be pronounced, "onety," but because ve originally started counting by tens, ten became too important of a number not to be specified by its own name, so zen all numbers following ten, before tventy, had to gain zeir own identities. By ze vay, did you know 'eleven' in my native language is pronounce, "Elf?" *winks*


Q. What is your favorite fruit flavor?

A. I vould say strawberry.


Q. Which two friends can you see together as a couple?

A. I am not sure if my friends vould be comfortable viz me zinking of zem like zat, haha. But I do zink zat Piotr and Kitty care deeply for vone anozer.


Q. What was the happiest moment in your life?

A. It is difficult to say... most of my best memories are bitter-sveet. Vhen I first learned to teleport, it vas to escape a prison. Vhen I joined ze X-Men, it vas to run from judgement. Vhen I vas accepted into priesthood, it ended up being a trick. And vhen I finally met my biological parents, vell... zat vas not exactly a happy surprise on eizer occasion. But if I had to choose somezing... maybe ze first time I vas able to help vin a major battle?


Q. If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?

A. Viz my friends, telling zem all how much zey mean to me, and viz a Bible, praying for peace after death.


Q. Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).

A. Oh, zis shall be fun...

Logan: 6
Kitty: 8
Piotr: 5
Rogue: 3
Bobby: 10
Ororo: 1
Scott: -1
Jean: 5
Betsy: 1
Professor Xavier: 3
Warren: 2
Hank: 7
Forge: 4
Remy: 6
Jubilee: 9
Emma: 2
Lorna: 4


Q. If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?

A. I do not zink I vould take zem... it just is not right to get such miracles handed to you vizout vorking for zem or being blessed zem by God.


Q. Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?

A. I really, really vish Bobby vould stop svitching my shampoo out for hair bleach. I use zat on my entire body!


Q. How many Languages do you speak?

A. Just two, German and English.


Q. What are your pet peeves?

A. Vomen leaving ze toilet seat down. Haha, no, just kidding. I do not get annoyed very easily.


Q. Where do you see yourself five years from now?

A. Probably... probably still here viz ze school and ze X-Men, doing all I can to benefit zem.


Q. What would you do if you won the lottery?

A. I have no need of money. I vould donate it to impoverished nations.


Q. If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?

A. If I vas born female? Probably qvite similar; I do not zink my sex has influenced many of my life decisions.


Q. Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?

A. I already have in ze past. Cemeteries are beautiful places of remembrance, not places to fear.


Q. What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?

A. I vould love to go on a seafaring adventure, looking for buried treasure and dueling evil zombie pirates.


Q. Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?

A. Of course. I have met such life.


Q. Got a phobia you want to share?

A. I do not really have any phobias.


Q. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?

A. Valked on only my hands for an entire day... vhat? It vas a dare.


Q. If you could be anyone, who would you be?

A. Myself!


Q. How long can you hold your breath?

A. About forty-five seconds, I'd say.


Q. Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?

A. I have para-glided for missions before, but never bungee jumped.


Q. How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?

A. I zink it vill end vhenever it is fated to, and I am not sure by vhich means.


Q. What is your definition of an incredible weekend?

A. Having no missions or problems to solve, and being able to just spend time viz friends and spar and drink viz zem. Maybe go to a movie as a group.


Q. What are the five things you cannot do without?

A. Faith, loved vones, my mutant abilities, trust, and tater tots. Just kidding on zat last one; I could not zink of a fifth thing.


Q. Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.

A. I hope I can continue serving viz ze X-Men as long as I am able. I hope I can live a long and fulfilling life, being able to try every spice life has to offer. I vould love to travel and try different professions here and zere, vhile still helping vhenever I am needed. And, alzough zis is not somezing I ever really mention... I secretly hope zat I vill age slowly like my mozer and seemingly immortal fazer... I of course vant to end up in eternal paradise vone day, but I feel like zere are so many adventures and chapters I can live through beforehand, and... vell, I do not vant Logan to have to lose every single loved vone he has known, going on vizout zem.


Q. What is your favorite day of the week?

A. Sunday!


Q. If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?

A. Vorld peace, of course!


Q. What is your favorite breakfast meal?

A. I am qvite fond of vaffles.


Q. Who or what inspires you?

A. God, ze brave actions of my friends, svashbuckling heroes.


Q. What is your favorite color and why?

A. Red, I vould say. I love how strong, bright, and passionate it is, and it has so many meanings. It can represent love, hate, anger, beauty, lust, life, strength...


Q. If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?

A. I vould not really vant to live on anozer planet... I suppose ze Shi'ar homevorld, since ze Professor seemed to like it zere?


Q. How many places have you traveled to? Name them.

A. I have been all over ze vorld. My childhood vas in Germany, I have lived in ze United States for most of my life, I have traveled to Canada, almost every country in Europe, Mexico, various Asian countries, Australia...


Q. Do you regret having this interview?

A. No, not at all. Zank you for providing it mein Freund!