Q. Describe your self. What do you think about yourself and do you think people perceive you in the same way?A. I'm average.
Interviewer: What do you mean 'average'?
A: I mean I'm average. Average height, average build, average...well probably not average weight. If it wasn't for the fact that I have these "gifts" I would be just another one of you...Average. And no, people don't see me the same way, at least not that part.
Beyond being average, I am destructive, I have problems with authority and I am honest. Some might say honest to a fault. If I don't like you, you'll know it. If you ask me what I think, that might just be your mistake. In the most common of words, I'm a monster, not a hero. Get it straight.
Interviewer:....uhm. Okay...
Q. Which is your most favorite book ever?
A. Are all your questions going to be this boring? I don't know what my favorite book is. I've just discovered the library and I'm...trying to broaden my mind. I still don't get your fiction books, though.
Q. Which is the one television character that you simply adore?
A. I avoid television. Every time I see one of those stupid things on, I feel my IQ dropping. What is with you people and your cartoons?
Interviewer: You people?
A: Yeah...
Q. What kind of music do you like?
A. Give me rock and roll, hard rock, rap, even hip hop, but don't give me any of that soft, flowy, or twangy s**t.
Q. Which is your favorite genre of movies?
A. Action, horror...documentaries
Q. What do you do when you feel very sad or depressed?
A. I go for a run, climb, hit the punching bag a few times. I have to do something. If you are going to get out of a bad mood you have to get up and do something, not just sit there hoping it will go away.
Q. What makes you angry? Are you short-tempered? How do you overcome your anger?
A. What makes me angry? Stupid questions, nosy people, people who torture others for the hell of it-
Interviewer: Bullies...
A: People who interrupt...*stare*. I tend to be short-tempered, yes. It really depends on why I'm angry, how I will get over it. I tend to face things head on and deal with it there. Probably why I get in a lot of trouble.
Q. Which is the best vacation you've ever had?
A. Are you kidding me? I haven't had a vacation.
Q. If you could have a luncheon with any three people, real or fictitious, from any time period, dead or alive, which three people would you choose and why?
A. I don't think I would want to have lunch with anyone. I'm always around people when I'm eating. It would be nice to eat alone..you know?
Q. Which is your most cherished childhood memory? What kind of kid were you, naughty or nice?
A. Ugh! What'd I say about stupid questions? I wasn't a nice kid. I beat the s**t out of people and destroyed a lot of things.
Q. If given complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why?
A. What's with you and stupid questions? I can't just start life over. Life isn't some game that if you don't like the results, you can just erase the memory and start over.
Interviewer: but if it was?
A: It's not.
Q. What is your idea of fun? If given a chance to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?
A. Running, hitting the punching bag, climbing rocks, going and doing something...I hate sitting still.
Q. Which is your favorite time of the day?
A. Night, everyone is sleeping
Q. Are you a morning person or a night person?
A. ....I'm going to pretend that you didn't just ask another stupid question.
Q. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
A. Sat for this long talking to you...
Q. Name one person you love the most and one person you hate the most.
A. I would say I love myself the most, and don't give me that look! It isn't vain! You have to love yourself. If you don't you can't expect anyone else to. As for who I hate? That is a very long list and I'm sure you don't have time for that.
Q. If we were a couple and we had a fight, how would you try to patch things up?
A. *smirks* If we were a couple (which isn't happening...ever), and we had a fight, you would lose.
Interviewer: how would you try to fix it?
A: I guess I could take you to a hospital.
Q. What is the funniest prank played on you or played by you?
A. I don't like surprises and I don't do pranks
Q. If given a choice, which animal would you want to be? Why?
A. I guess I would want to be a tiger. They are fierce.
Q. Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings?
A......
Interviewer: Stupid question?
A: *nod*
Q. Which is your most favorite place in this earth?
A. I liked Europe a lot.
Q. If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want, to survive?
A. *laughs* stranded and lonely on a beach? Now, that's a vacation!
Q. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?
A. Where did you hide it? I would just stick it in the same place. Besides, why would you give me an elephant? You can't do anything with them.
Q. What is your favorite color of socks to wear?
A. I just find a pair that matches and put them on. Sometimes, I don't even care if they match.
Q. Do you wear boxers or briefs?
A. Seriously? How many more questions do you have?
Q. If you were a biscuit, which would you be?
A. You don't want me to answer that.
Q. What's your favorite place to eat?
A. The kitchen...
Q. Name one actor/actress you would love to get naughty with.
A. Ask me a question like that, again and you might just see what I do when I lose my temper...
Q. All those fraud cases against your brother, are they true?
A. Could be...I don't know
Q. Do you suffer from sleepwalking?
A. No...I have insomnia. I don't really sleep
Q. Did you ever do drugs?
A. no
Q. Were you bullied as a kid?
A. I guess you could say that
Q. What is your favorite daily wear attire?
A. jeans and a sweater or t-shirt, I guess.
Q. Women, Men, or Cars?
A. Out of those? Cars, they don't talk back and they let you have control...unless they are those new cars, then in that case, neither.
Q. Who according to you is the best dressed man in the school?
A. I don't care
Q. Who according to you is the worst dressed woman in the school?
A. again, I don't really care
Q. Name an infamous accident of yours. Does it still haunt you?
A. It still haunts me and I'm not telling you.
Q. How does it feel to be the most desirable man/woman on the earth?
A.....*twitch*...
Q. What is Eskimo ice?
A. I'm going to guess that it's ice, from Alaska
Q. Do you like dogs or cats?
A. Dogs, they are loyal and come in various sizes. I like the big ones.
Q. If I came to your home and looked inside the refrigerator, what would I find?
A. You wouldn't come to my home if you knew what was good for you.
Q. Tell me how many hats you have in your house?
A. two
Q. How many pairs of shoes you own?
A. two
Q. Is it true that you have a house in every country on this planet?
A. Nope
Q. How can you lift a polar bear with 1 hand?
A. with a bulldozer
Q. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. no
Q. What's your worst quality?
A. I thought you would have figured that out by now. I have a long list...I'm short tempered, I don't like people, I don't trust people, I take things literally, I'm independent, I'm honest (more than people like)...
Q. If you were a t-shirt, what color would u be? Why?
A. Why don't you just cross that question out.
Q. If you were a tree, what would you be?
A. An apple tree because they freak people out in Fall
Q. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
A. probably the knife that cut it
Q. Do you speak with your dog?
A. I don't have one
Q. Why am I asking you these questions?
A. Now, that is an excellent question!
Q. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
A. you have created a migraine
Q. Do you know how to drop an egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Yeah, don't drop it....or wrap it in a bunch of towels. Or bubble wrap.
Q. What are you wearing?
A. Are you blind?
Q. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced as onety one?
A. because that's stupid.
Q. What is your favorite fruit flavor?
A. Orange
Q. Which two friends can you see together as a couple?
A. Han and Jade
Q. What was the happiest moment in your life?
A. Well, it would have been when I escaped, but...I ran into Cyclops and Wolverine...so, I guess second best is going to Xavier's.
Q. If you knew that this was your last day on earth, how would you spend it?
A. Just like every other day. Wake up, eat, work out, go to class....
Q. Rate all your friends on the basis of their sense of humor on a scale of one to ten (10 being the highest).
A. .......
Q. If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for?
A. An end to mutant studies, a planet to put stupid people on and a way to get them there.
Q. Name one annoying habit of any of your friends', which you would really like to change?
A. .....
Q. How many Languages do you speak?
A. I can speak three, fluently. Sign language is one, but it isn't spoken and I understand a whole lot more, I just don't speak them fluently.
Q. What are your pet peeves?
A. Stupid people (criminals and bullies are included), when people don't put stuff away, when you ask a question and people look at you like you have four eyes, gum chewing, when someone taps their pencil on the desk, during a test.
Q. Where do you see yourself five years from now?
A. I have no idea.
Q. What would you do if you won the lottery?
A. Give it away, I guess.
Q. If you were born a boy/girl, how would things have turned out for you?
A. Well, I imagine that I would be in the same spot, just with different anatomy.
Q. Would you be brave enough to spend an entire hour alone in a cemetery?
A. Yes. I'd spend a day there...no one goes to a cemetery, except the dead.
Q. What is the one thing you wish you could do if given the chance?
A. Prove people wrong about me.
Q. Do you believe that there is life beyond our planet?
A. You're here, aren't you?
Q. Got a phobia you want to share?
A.I have a phobia but I'm not sharing.
Q. What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
A. Ate some crickets...but they were good, so I'm not sure.
Q. If you could be anyone, who would you be?
A. Myself.
Q. How long can you hold your breath?
A. .........
Interviewer: What are you doing?
A. *90 seconds later*...That long.
Q. Have you ever tried bungee jumping or paragliding?
A. Yes. It's not as fun as you would think.
Q. How do you think the world is going to end? In flames or an ice age?
A. I would rather be warm when I die, so I'm hoping for flames.
Interviewer: but you can't burn...
A. *nod* but everything else can and with all life support, food and stupid people gone, I would die of starvation...but I would die warm.
Q. What is your definition of an incredible weekend?
A. One where I am around the people that don't annoy me too much, go for a run....I don't know.
Q. What are the five things you cannot do without?
A. air, water, food, communication with other people, order
Q. Give us an idea of your hopes and dreams.
A. I haven't gotten that far yet.
Q. What is your favorite day of the week?
A. Monday
Q. If you had to choose between world domination or world peace, which one would you pick?
A. Peace is a good idea, but it's never going to happen. You people can't accept each other for your differences. Even on your own streets, you fight. But, peace is something that I have always fought for.
Q. What is your favorite breakfast meal?
A. Get a bowl, pour in some cereal...pour some milk over it. Grab a spoon and chow down.
Q. Who or what inspires you?
A. My professors, and the people around me that have a bit of control.
Q. What is your favorite color and why?
A. Green...I don't know. It is just appealing
Q. If you could live on any other planet, which one would it be?
A. I don't know.
Q. How many places have you traveled to? Name them.
A. Mexico, Greece, Three cities in Italy, Tokyo, North Korea, Vietnam, Arizona, Michigan, Canada, California, Washington D.C., Guatemala, Cuba,...you name it, I've been there.
Q. Do you regret having this interview?
A. No, but now I know I won't waste my time with another one.
*leaves*
