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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:58 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:10 pm


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:23 pm


"Whoooo. Arrrre. Yoooou?"
"I hardly know. I've lost myself."

"Never Le Nkemise, never le nkemise." As the words repeat over and over the tempo of the music increases into a more lively dubstep March Hare enters onto the stage dressed rather differently.

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Before the ring announcer could declare her presents (as if the music wasn't enough) Hare held up her hand which held a handkerchief then raised the other holding the mic towards her mouth.

"Señoras y señores." She sniffled dapping her lone visible eye with the handkerchief, "I am very sorry everyone I am in such deep mourning tonight, I've been a mess all week."

As she spoke she slowly descended the ramp. "As you know some months ago I feuded with Sarah Skye, some of you have yet to forgive me for what happened during that night with the tables match but you musts believe me that despite what happened I did like Sarah, she was...my amiga in a way."

She sniffled and dabbed at her eyes. "And now because of Salem and that monstruo, she's dead!"

From the crowd various people shouted at random, "She's not dead!"

"Dammit will you just let me be dramatic!" She snapped at the crowd losing her grieving appearance to anger before melting back into a look of distraught and weeping into the handkerchief even going as far as to lift her patch a little to wipe the tears from the other eye.

Approaching the apron she climbed up via the stairs a thing no one had ever seen her do before. "But for you LWL I will put my grief aside for mi amiga and entertaining you by embarrassing this sadist in revenge for Hattie." She gave a honking blow of her nose before tossing the soiled cloth aside and entering the ring ready to face Snypa.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:23 pm


The people in the backstage hadn't told the Hardcore Kid that he'd be facing off with a woman; that hasn't happened in five years since the giantess Roxxie Ink in Mexico. Anyway, Snypa operates by a strict set of rules that he will not bend for anyone in any position; beating up on women is against them and this intergender match is a serious violation of his code. But on with the show, 'cause he's gotta get this one over with without inflicting serious injury to his opponent.

The bell rings and he sighs, coming out of the corner.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:57 am


Hare stayed in her corner a moment more to adjust her appearances rubbing her face clean and composing herself. With a roll of her shoulders she spun around on her toes to face Snypa with a grin and skipped towards the center of the ring.

As soon as the bell rang Hare tried to execute a low spinning hook kick towards Snypa's gut if successful enough to bring him down she wanted to follow the action up with an axe kick to his shoulders.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:17 am


Unprepared for the woman's feistiness, the kick to the solid abdomen of the Sadistic Snyper brings him to his knees. Luckily, he brings his arms up in an "X" to catch the foot or risk a loss of shoulder, looking to push the Hare back in order to get to his feet.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:51 pm


"Hmph." Hare smirked at having her foot caught before he pushed her away.

She placed her hands down before the front of her skirt. "Trying to look at my panties? Es un niño perverso!" Mentally Hare wondered if she had filled her gratuitous spanish quota for the day so that everyone remembered she had some latina in her.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:04 pm


Well, if he wasn't gonna wrestle her, he might as well play with her. Everyone knows that Snypa is a bit of a bad boy, anyway.

"Fine, I'll be a perv."

He stands up, awaiting to see what the Hare will do next. He seriously cannot believe she's his opponent. There's gonna be some words with management before this is over.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:11 am


The corner of Hare's lip fell a little in thought as she wasn't sure what strategy to use on this man but it happened for only a moment, she had a job to do in help Hatter achieve his dream and she was going to do her best.

Smiling boldly Hare went towards Snypa instead of keeping her distance and offered her hands to him in a lockup.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:35 pm


No. No way. She can't be serious. A lockup? Really? Well, if Hare wants it, Snypa's more than happy to oblige. This is going to take some strategy different than what he's used to since he's in the ring with a woman. He advances, accepting the lockup but looking to slide under and behind the March Hare but instead of the average wrestler's waistlock takedown, he'll place his hands on her hips and grind against her for the sake of comedy. rofl

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:56 pm


The audience laughed as some veteran viewers reminisced to the day Scott Hall and Nash "wrestled" some porn stars in the ring.

"Es que un plátano en su bolsillo?" Hare asked and tried to grab hold of Snypa's head to keep it behind hers before dropping down for a jawbreaker.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:29 pm


Snypa shifts his jaw back into place after the jawbreaker. It most definitely wasn't a banana, but if Hare wanted more, she'd have to see him after the show. He's on his back at the moment and is going to have to turn it up a bit if he wants this one to go in the "W" category.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:43 pm


Hare grinned like a madwoman as she turned to look at Snypa positioned on her hands and knees, "Aw, what's the matter don't like the head?" She laughed then stood putting a bit of distance between them so that he may stand.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:48 pm


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A trash talker. Yeah, he definitely likes this one. After a moment, the Hardcore Kid gets to his feet and awaits the next move from his opponent. This has to be quite the most amusing match ever.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:16 pm


Hare took a few steps back while keeping her lone visible eye on her opponent. She bared her teeth with her grin and licked her tongue over her pearly whites as a small laugh escaped her. She made an attempt to rush towards Snypa aiming to grab hold of him and send him to the corner with a hard Irish Whip.
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