My name is Dai Oswald and I am a demigod.
I have seen a lot in my 11 years.
And when I got to school I am in 5 grade.
My Mortal Parent, Jenna Oswald , raised me from birth.
Though my other parent, turns out to be (Godly parent - leave this blank!)
What led to my discovery of all this? Well you see...
Um.. where should I start? Should I start with how I came to be? Should I start with who my mom is? Should I just skip all of that and get right into the meat of issue, though I don't like meat... Um what were we talking about again? Oh right! We were talking about me. Frankly I don't talking about myself. People are always commenting on how cute I am and how much they want to marry me when I grow up. It makes me feel weird. I don't like feeling weird. Sorry back on track.
Well I should start by telling you about my mom. She is a great lady. Though she never married she still had me. She would often talk about my dad, she called him the love of her life, she would never be unfaithful to him. I always thought was a little strange but I guess when you that truly in love it does not matter. I can't fault for being so deeply in love with a guy that she is no longer with anyway, she works too much to meet people. My mother is one of the most beutiful people I have ever seen, even pretty than movie stars, but she is also wicked smart. Oh right I should not say wicked, I let my Boston out too much, mom always says. Oh right I was talking about mom. Right she is really really smart. She has Master degrees in Chemistry and Biology and a doctorate in Chemical Engineering. She is an MIT researcher and professor and everyone on campus loves her. But she works all the time.
I go to a private school just outside of Boston. There I have a ton of friends. I have no real enemies either. When I was younger some of the older boys would tease me for being to "pretty" and because I hang out with girls, but they don't bother me anymore. Actually they seem to like me too. I guess you can say I am popular, I don't really know. Again a bunch of girls have crushes on me. There was even an exchange student from Japan who wrote me a love letter, like you see in those school mangas, and confessed to loving me. My mom jokes that I a magnet for people's affection and I think she might be right.
You see there was an incident at the end of year. I was called into the principles office. I thought it might have something to do with my test grades or something, (Oh I should mention that I have a special aide who reads things out-loud to me for test since I am dyslexic). But when I got to the office the principle and my aide seemed to transform right before my eyes into some strange creature. I ran out before they had completely transformed and found my mom and my best friend, Max standing together. I told them what happened and they threw me into the car and we driving off. I am not really sure what happened but Max was explaining that I smell really great because of who my dad is and monsters really want to eat me. I had no idea what Max was talking about.
We made it to camp and mom promised that she would mail me my favorite shirt and laptop. I just wish I really understood what is going on.
And that's when I arrived at Camp Half Blood.
Since then, I have been at camp for less then 1 year.
And I have obtained the following beads:
(Beads - leave this blank unless otherwise instructed)
I usually am told I act like Sweet and friendly. I enjoy the company of others and am more than happy to be with people. I would not say that I fall in love often but there are people that I love, a lot, like my mother and there was a girl at school that I really liked and I know she likes me. I am not very shy but I am kind of quiet. I am also a bit of a trouble maker. I don't do things that could get me into a lot of trouble, but I do play some jokes on people, particularly if I really really like them and I want them to notice me.
I really like Being with friends, seeing people I know be happy and in love, hanging out with my mom, Smiling
But I hate Anger and hate, people not liking me, people and monsters trying to eat me, seeing my mom frustrated with a research project
And Please don't bring in Hate and Anger
But no matter what one day I want To find a nice girl and be happily married. (Also maybe have a good job, nice house, some kids, even a few pets) Is that strange for boy to want. OH wait! I also want to throw first pitch at a Red Sox game!
In case I have to fight I have Maybe a bow an arrow set, though my aim is not that great yet.
I'm really good at Making people happy and helping people find their love
But I'm horrible at getting angry, not making friends
1.) You are given a test at school that has questions that teacher hasn't covered yet. In the middle of the test you notice that your friend next to you has a cheat-sheet. The teacher doesn't notice.
I would try to explain to my friend that cheating is wrong then try to get them to put the sheet away.
2.) While walking down the street you see a wallet on the side of the road. It has a small amount of money in it, but no identification of any kind. There is nobody in sight.
Um.. bring it to mom and ask her what I should do with this.
3.) Someone has played a prank on you which involves your public embarrassment and everyone begins laughing at you. However, you doubt they meant any harm by it.
I'd laugh, because if you don't laugh you are likely to cry. Then I'd ask if it was filmed and see if we can get it on AFV
4.) You have arrived late to work because you had a flat tire. You've been on time every other day for the past month, yet your boss yells at you about it in front of all your coworkers.
Well I don't work so... I would try to my hypothetical boss into calming down and explain it is not my fault that this happened and I would try hardest to make sure it did not happen again.
5.) You're class has is splitting up to take part in different in volunteering activities around the community. You can volunteer anywhere you want.
Valentine's Day care packages for Wounded Vets and Children's Hospital.
6.) A little kid accuses you, in front of a whole crowd people, of stealing his toy which you did not do. You are twice his size, but he won't back off.
He must be really young to be half my height... Well if he is that young I would try to find his mom and see if he can help him.
7.) You have saved up for months to buy a new bike. As you're getting ready to buy it, a child runs by and steals your money. You chase him down and find that his mother is deathly ill and the child stole the money to buy her medicine.
WHAT No! I need to get my mom, I am sure she help save this boy's mom.
8.) A friend of yours tells you that there is some really cool stuff in an old abandoned building. When you get there you see a sign that "Danger: Do not enter!", but the building doesn't look dangerous. There is nobody around to see you, and your friend wants to check it out.
Um, I am not sure if I would go. I mean I am not scared it is just that if it says: "Danger: Do not enter!" then I would try to follow the rules.
9.) A very strong man approaches you while you're eating lunch and demands that you give him some food. He doesn't appear to be starving or poor. There is nobody there to stop him from taking it.
Give it to him. Honestly it is better not to fight, though mom might have some choice words for him when I tell her what happened.
10.) Your two best friends are fighting over a small issue. Each of them ask you to choose their side.
I would talk them both down. I don't picks sides, I love everyone equally. They need to remember why they are friends and stop fighting.
